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Posted: 12/8/2011 4:28:24 PM EDT
We put out bird feeders because we enjoy watching the birds. Down side is our yard is also always full of squirrels. I come home from work today and I find this at the bird feeders...................







Looks like he fell off of one of the two feeders and hung himself
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:29:36 PM EDT
[#1]
Looks like squirrel repellant to me.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:30:23 PM EDT
[#2]
Lol. I love squirrels...until they build a nest out of insulation and wires under the hood of your Cutlass that you just spend almost $4,000 in...bastards. He got what was coming to him.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:30:34 PM EDT
[#3]


0/10

No rifle
No reloads
No handgun
No handgun reloads
No knife
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:31:05 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:31:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Nice looking red-phase grey squirrel.

Not so much a hanging as a smothering.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:32:02 PM EDT
[#6]
Squirrel mental health is ignored in this country... poor fella', wish he would have told someone about his problems.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:32:23 PM EDT
[#7]
You're sure it was dead?
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:32:28 PM EDT
[#8]
He's just resting his eyes
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:32:52 PM EDT
[#9]
Awesome !
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:32:53 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:


0/10

No rifle
No reloads
No handgun
No handgun reloads
No knife


Shit..........dinner pic fail on my part
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:32:58 PM EDT
[#11]
Na. Just a squirrel hazing gone terribly wrong.
Squirrel Pie dinner pic?




He looks so.......................peaceful.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:33:04 PM EDT
[#12]
Is he napping or playing possum? I don't see that offing one of those tough little gits.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:33:43 PM EDT
[#13]
Looks like a new FAIL meme in the making
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:34:08 PM EDT
[#14]
Positional asphyxiation is what went on there. Leave the carcase there as a warning to the others.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:34:54 PM EDT
[#15]
So op? you having squirrel and dumplings?
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:36:41 PM EDT
[#16]
undercooked
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:43:44 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Nice looking red-phase grey squirrel.

Not so much a hanging as a smothering.


Fox squirrel.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:45:18 PM EDT
[#18]
He's not dead, he's resting ....
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:46:15 PM EDT
[#19]
I would leave that as a form of art....let it rot and see what it does.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:46:20 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Positional asphyxiation is what went on there. Leave the carcase there as a warning to the others.


Erotic asphyxiation.. It was trying rub one out. Seen it a million times
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:47:30 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:


He's not dead, he's resting ....


is he pining for the fjords?

 
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:49:21 PM EDT
[#22]
"Hold my nuts and watch this!"
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:51:34 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:


He's just resting his eyes


He's pining for the fields.



 
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:51:36 PM EDT
[#24]
Tragic accident training for the Squirrel Olympics.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:54:20 PM EDT
[#25]
So much win.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:56:33 PM EDT
[#26]
Darwin for squirrels.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 4:57:15 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Nice looking red-phase grey squirrel.

Not so much a hanging as a smothering.


Fox squirrel.


+ 1 on the fox squirrel.


Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:04:17 PM EDT
[#28]
Auto erotic asphixiation?
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:09:45 PM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:12:17 PM EDT
[#30]
Dinner pic



Larue PredatAR 556
Glock 29
Reloads for both
Glock Knife
Constitution from The Heritage Foundation
Ghost Dillo
Coors Light
Plastic fork and paper plate.............Its a fucking tree rat
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:15:05 PM EDT
[#31]
Squirrel on a stick?

I can get those breaded with chips and salsa for $3.49 on the roach coach.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:15:12 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Dinner pic

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/enormjnson/IMAG0299.jpg

Larue PredatAR 556
Glock 29
Reloads for both
Glock Knife
Constitution from The Heritage Foundation
Ghost Dillo
Coors Light
Plastic fork and paper plate.............Its a fucking tree rat


Win!
No more boomboom for this babysan!
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:16:31 PM EDT
[#33]

Skinning and stretching boards are in your future...

Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:16:38 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Nice looking red-phase grey squirrel.

Not so much a hanging as a smothering.


Fox squirrel.


Nope, that's a red phase grey.  Head is wrong for it to be a fox squirrel.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:16:48 PM EDT
[#35]
Without question, the smartest P.R. move ever was to give the little shits a fluffy tail.

He's so cute....

Fur bearin varmints.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:17:10 PM EDT
[#36]
Here is a neat piece of trivia if you like birds and hate squirrels:

Bird legs do not conduct electricity....squirrel's do.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:17:32 PM EDT
[#37]
Dinner pic 7/10
-1 Undercooked
-1 gross Beer
-1 Glock go Boom Boom
-1 Glock Knife
+1 Constitution

Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:17:38 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Dinner pic

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/enormjnson/IMAG0299.jpg

Larue PredatAR 556
Glock 29
Reloads for both
Glock Knife
Constitution from The Heritage Foundation
Ghost Dillo
Coors Light
Plastic fork and paper plate.............Its a fucking tree rat



9/10

-1 Coors Light is not Halal
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:17:56 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Nice looking red-phase grey squirrel.

Not so much a hanging as a smothering.


Fox squirrel.


Nope, that's a red phase grey.  Head is wrong for it to be a fox squirrel.


its a dead squirrel
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:19:41 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Nice looking red-phase grey squirrel.

Not so much a hanging as a smothering.


Fox squirrel.


Nope, that's a red phase grey.  Head is wrong for it to be a fox squirrel.


its a dead squirrel


On that we can agree.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:20:41 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Dinner pic

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/enormjnson/IMAG0299.jpg

Larue PredatAR 556
Glock 29
Reloads for both
Glock Knife
Constitution from The Heritage Foundation
Ghost Dillo
Coors Light Water
Plastic fork and paper plate.............Its a fucking tree rat


FIFY

Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:21:51 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Dinner pic

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/enormjnson/IMAG0299.jpg

Larue PredatAR 556
Glock 29
Reloads for both
Glock Knife
Constitution from The Heritage Foundation
Ghost Dillo
Coors Light
Plastic fork and paper plate.............Its a fucking tree rat


10/10 for harvesting your own meat.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:26:09 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Positional asphyxiation is what went on there. Leave the carcase there as a warning to the others.


Erotic asphyxiation.. It was trying rub one out. Seen it a million times


You need a new hobby
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:28:50 PM EDT
[#44]
Quoted:
Dinner pic

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/enormjnson/IMAG0299.jpg

Larue PredatAR 556
Glock 29
Reloads for both
Glock Knife
Constitution from The Heritage Foundation
Ghost Dillo
Coors Light
Plastic fork and paper plate.............Its a fucking tree rat




10/10
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:34:03 PM EDT
[#45]
The first picture looks like the squirrel is trying to pull the feeder out of the ground. It is just begging for a Photoshop!
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:42:09 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Here is a neat piece of trivia if you like birds and hate squirrels:

Bird legs do not conduct electricity....squirrel's do.


Say what
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:47:52 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Positional asphyxiation is what went on there. Leave the carcase there as a warning to the others.


Erotic asphyxiation.. It was trying rub one out. Seen it a million times


Apoxia via auto-eroticism.
Got sent to a teen suicide by rope; detectives called it right when they cleverly noticed Johnson a-waggin'.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 5:58:28 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Nice looking red-phase grey squirrel.

Not so much a hanging as a smothering.


Fox squirrel.


Nope, that's a red phase grey.  Head is wrong for it to be a fox squirrel.


Bullshit

Link Posted: 12/8/2011 6:01:31 PM EDT
[#49]
OP, please tell me you made sure it's dead and not just playing dead or unconscious.
Link Posted: 12/8/2011 6:22:19 PM EDT
[#50]
You win OP. You win everything for the night.
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