Another story of a fly.
There was once a fly buzzing above a picturesque stream in the woods. A fish in the stream was looking up at the fly thinking 'if that fly buzzes a little lower, I'll jump out and eat him'
On the shore near the fish, was a bear, watching the fish, thinking 'if that fish comes up, I'm going to jump in there and catch it and eat it.'
Up in a tree not too far down the shore was a hunter with his whizbang rifle with a Leupold big dollar scope on it, munching a ham and cheese sandwitch, watching the bear, thinking ' if that bear comes out from the shore a little, I'm going to shoot it and have me a great trophy.'
Not far from the tree, a mouse was hiding under a leaf, looking up at the hunter, thinking 'if he drops that sandwitch, I'll run out and grab a bite to eat'
Only a few feet from the mouse was a cat, watching the mouse, thinking 'if that mouse comes out from under that leaf, I'm going to pounce on it and eat it.'
Well, the fly buzzes lower, the fish jumps out of the water and snags the fly. The bear leaps into the stream and grabs the fish and starts munching on it. The hunter drops his sandwitch and draws bead on the bear. BLAM! The bear drops. The mouse sees the sandwitch hit the forest floor and makes a dash for it. The cat gets excited and pounces at the mouse, but miscalculated, and landed in the stream.
Moral of the story:
When the fly goes down, the pussy gets wet!