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Posted: 9/30/2011 6:32:03 PM EDT

So what do I do she is a chick.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:32:33 PM EDT

[#1]

Handcuff her to the bar

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:32:44 PM EDT

[#2]

...with a dick

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:33:01 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
So what do I do she is a chick.

See if she will strip search you?

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:33:05 PM EDT

[#4]

Smack her.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:33:09 PM EDT

[#5]

Bang Her! You can dooo eeet!

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:33:12 PM EDT

[#6]

Entrap her

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:33:41 PM EDT

[#7]

if only you were at a library...

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:34:14 PM EDT

[#8]

Most feds I've met are decent people. Just make sure you're not up to no good, or can be construed to be up to no good, which are two very different things...

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:35:21 PM EDT

[#9]

Pics or BS.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:37:18 PM EDT

[#10]

Invite the man into your life, by all means. See how many ways you can get your life fucked over when you don't call her tomorrow.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:37:43 PM EDT

[#11]

Tell her to grease the skids under your SBR form

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:39:01 PM EDT

[#12]

The last guy to meet a federal agent and post about it could have had an enjoyable time with her... instead he asked arfcom and only talked to her about her job. She didn't like that...

DON'T BE THAT GUY.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:39:09 PM EDT

[#13]

Ask her to hook you up with some cheap machine guns.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:09 PM EDT

[#14]

Don't show her where all the shit is buried in the back yard.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:11 PM EDT

[#15]

SIIHPAPP

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:20 PM EDT

[#16]

Sorry pics violate opsec. She is never married a few years older and likes cats. I think I should prolly eject. Do want the dog I don't have to get killed. She seems nice and is drinkn wine

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:28 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
So what do I do she is a chick.

Oh rrrrrrllllyyyyyy, is it similar to this?

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:35 PM EDT

[#18]

Tell her you're looking for a good rental truck to transport 150 gallons of diesel, fertilizer, and a bunch of barrels and ask for any recommendations.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:49 PM EDT

[#19]

Hadn't this happened before with a guy at a hotel or something. That was a letdown too.

Edit...beat by a few posts.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:40:55 PM EDT

[#20]

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

You know you want to.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:41:30 PM EDT

[#21]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Quoted:
The last guy to meet a federal agent and post about it could have had an enjoyable time with her... instead he asked arfcom and only talked to her about her job. She didn't like that...

DON'T BE THAT GUY.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:41:54 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
So what do I do she is a chick.

It's a trap, just like in GTA:4.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:43:37 PM EDT

[#23]

Offer to sell her a 15.9 inch barrel.................................full of pickles.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:43:47 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
The last guy to meet a federal agent and post about it could have had an enjoyable time with her... instead he asked arfcom and only talked to her about her job. She didn't like that...

DON'T BE THAT GUY.

He asked about her gun, then fo'd which led to no fo for him.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:44:50 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Sorry pics violate opsec. She is never married a few years older and likes cats. I think I should prolly eject. Do want the dog I don't have to get killed. She seems nice and is drinkn wine

BS thread is BS.

Cries opsec but is blathering about to GD.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:46:08 PM EDT

[#26]

Thread is worthless without MS paint.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:47:03 PM EDT

[#27]

A female Federal Agent, huh?

Good for you.

I need to go to better bars.

The ones I go to are usually full of fat retired Navy Seals.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:48:32 PM EDT

[#28]

I met a US Marshal at a bar once in San Diego. He was in a suit and wearing a very small US Marshal badge on his lapel. Why would you go out to a bar and not change? When I was a cop I sure didn't wear any identifying insignia no matter how small when I was off duty.

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:49:26 PM EDT

[#29]

Throw her this line and watch her reaction; "I have no plans to call on you, Clarice. The world's more interesting with you in it. So you take care now to extend me the same courtesy."

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:52:30 PM EDT

[#30]

shoot her dog

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:54:58 PM EDT

[#31]

Which agency?

Posted: 9/30/2011 6:57:56 PM EDT

[#32]

OP IS GAY

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:04:28 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So what do I do she is a chick.

Oh rrrrrrllllyyyyyy, is it similar to this?

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc111/bennnn-fromgunsites/paint.jpg

You saved that pic?

Do you save all of them?

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:07:00 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
Which agency?

fbi

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:07:35 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Pics or BS.

-SS

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:15:56 PM EDT

[#36]

Scully?

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:20:43 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
shoot her dog

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:20:49 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Which agency?

fbi

She probably has a degree in accounting. Talk to her about spreadsheets or ledgers, you know, stuff that will get her hot.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:21:14 PM EDT

[#39]

Pick her up by the fuzz and bust her.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:21:49 PM EDT

[#40]

What those of in the profession know is that 90% of women that seek LE jobs have more "daddy" issues than the average stripper.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:27:53 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
What those of in the profession know is that 90% of women that seek LE jobs have more "daddy" issues than the average stripper.

Perhaps, but many of them probably have fathers in law enforcement, but not so with the strippers. At least, I wouldn't think so.

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:28:05 PM EDT

[#42]

Treat her like any other chick. Even if u dont want to bang her... who wouldnt want a friend in the FBI

What I wouldnt do is take her home, bang her out and blow her off.....

Posted: 9/30/2011 7:29:06 PM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
The last guy to meet a federal agent and post about it could have had an enjoyable time with her... instead he asked arfcom and only talked to her about her job. She didn't like that...

DON'T BE THAT GUY.