I'm not asian (unless you count my ancestors coming over the land bridge thousands of years ago) and eat well with chopsticks



 

Only in the USA is practicality mistaken for discrimination.  Should I sue when the waitress at my favorite Tex-Mex restaurant brings me flour tortillas instead of corn?



You could ask the wait staff.  But no jackpot there.

So at least the poor bastard tried to make it easier for you. Give him a fucking break.

It's like holding the door for the woman behind you and getting your ass chewed out because she is some kind of communist off-brand braided armpit feminazi.

My Japanese g/f invited me to her home for dinner to meet the folks when we lived in Okinawa...
Picture a 6' tall red haired blued eye future son-in-law walking in the front gate for the first time.
Dinner went well, if a bit quiet.  But hey I'm not one for small talk when there is great home cooking around.

So after dinner Dad and the Gaijin have a few sake's.... and a few more...
Out of the blue dear Dad says "You Americans killed my Brother in WW2"
Without spitting out my sake' I just replied back "You Japanese killed my Uncle in WW2, we're even."
Another sake'.... and Dad replies "Even? but you're dating my daughter."

"True, but we did win."

The look on my g/f face was priceless.  But the look on her Mom was well a bit chilly.

Nothing's so cold as a mother-in-laws kiss.  And yes I did get invited back, quite a few times.

I am disappoint.

Satire how does it work?




Now I am really disappoint. Arfkoms smartest man

Likely just two of Arf's finest haven't had this experience and don't recognize it for the joke that it is.  I love Thai food, and have learned the second universal restaurant hand signal.  Just make a pinchy Pac man type gesture with your thumb and first finger, then they know you speaky chopstix.