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Posted: 8/12/2011 5:02:28 AM EDT
His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:04:28 AM EDT
[#1]
In on an EPIC THREAD!!!!
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:04:31 AM EDT
[#2]
if ever a post deserved that saying I hate, this one does
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:05:14 AM EDT
[#3]
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:05:24 AM EDT
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Quoted:


if ever a post deserved that saying I hate, this one does


CSB?



 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:05:31 AM EDT
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His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


So you're a badge bunny?
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:08:42 AM EDT
[#6]
i have no idea what the OP is talking about.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:11:59 AM EDT
[#7]
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I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


Is that a code, like the foot tapping thing?


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Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:13:06 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
i have no idea what the OP is talking about.


All teasing aside, those bright lights can do serious damage if left on. They've started fires before.

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Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:14:22 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
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I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


Is that a code, like the foot tapping thing?


Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


My first thought.  What does that say?
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:16:01 AM EDT
[#10]
I think you invited yourself into his life.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:25:23 AM EDT
[#11]
Neato.

I gave a hummingbird a bath yesterday while watering my plants.  He just zipped up and hung out in the spray drinking and grooming himself.  Cutest damn thing, blew my mind.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:26:43 AM EDT
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WOW WHEN WILL IT END? FUCK THE POLICE!











Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:27:17 AM EDT
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I think you invited yourself into his life.


This, combined with the Ralph Wiggum reference earlier made me .


Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:27:22 AM EDT
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Neato.

I gave a hummingbird a bath yesterday while watering my plants.  He just zipped up and hung out in the spray drinking and grooming himself.  Cutest damn thing, blew my mind.


That is pretty cute. I bet she was dtf and just giving you a show.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:32:57 AM EDT
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In on an EPIC THREAD!!!!




This. I can turn the interwebs off for the rest of the day.  AWESOME



 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:39:47 AM EDT
[#16]
OP, how is your dog?

Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:41:10 AM EDT
[#17]
The OP's a copsucker.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 5:53:08 AM EDT
[#18]
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His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


Interfering with government operations, huh?  We'll teach you, wiseacre...
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 6:12:16 AM EDT
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His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


Choke yourself
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 6:18:00 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/12/2011 6:32:30 AM EDT
[#21]
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if ever a post deserved that saying I hate, this one does


ditto
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 6:34:03 AM EDT
[#22]
did his blinkie alert you to his winkie?
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 6:46:17 AM EDT
[#23]
Fight the power!
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:39:14 AM EDT
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OP, how is your dog?



Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:40:31 AM EDT
[#25]
In Before TP Bunny
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:40:52 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
i have no idea what the OP is talking about.


Let me help you out.  "My life is so fucking boring I had to rush to arfcom to get some attention after, allegedly, I told a cop his flashlight was on".

Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:41:37 AM EDT
[#27]
When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free burgers.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:42:40 AM EDT
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Neato.

I gave a hummingbird a bath yesterday while watering my plants.  He just zipped up and hung out in the spray drinking and grooming himself.  Cutest damn thing, blew my mind.


I love things like that, my girlfriend ridicules me as some sort of effeminate.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:42:45 AM EDT
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When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free "burgers".


FTFY.





 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:42:46 AM EDT
[#30]
Why were you checking out his "junk"?
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:43:37 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:

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When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free "burgers".

FTFY.

 


Uh yeah, no Dear Penthouse for me.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:47:10 AM EDT
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I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


Is that a code, like the foot tapping thing?


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I'd say probably so...
What side were his keys hanging off his belt––Pitcher/Reciever??
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 7:50:42 AM EDT
[#33]
I saw a cop eating breakfast! I suggested he try the strawberry pancakes, and he did!







Link Posted: 8/12/2011 8:01:48 AM EDT
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When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free burgers.


what about cherry clams?





 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 8:07:24 AM EDT
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Neato.

I gave a hummingbird a bath yesterday while watering my plants.  He just zipped up and hung out in the spray drinking and grooming himself.  Cutest damn thing, blew my mind.


I love things like that, my girlfriend ridicules me as some sort of effeminate.


My wife loves that kind of thing.  That's why we moved out into the sticks.  It's a pain in the ass in some ways, but it's like wild friggin kingdom every day in my yard.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 8:10:07 AM EDT
[#36]


Don't tell him his gun is unsnapped.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 8:21:47 AM EDT
[#37]
Isolated incident
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:01:53 AM EDT
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When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.


Fixed it again.



 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:07:07 AM EDT
[#39]
I pulled up to a cop at a light at 2000 one time in the winter (pretty dark outside) He didn't have any of his lights on, nothing. I just rolled the window down and got his attention to tell him. He was pretty embarrassed.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:10:56 AM EDT
[#40]
STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:11:31 AM EDT
[#41]
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When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.

Fixed it again.
 


What fur?
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:15:34 AM EDT
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His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.

Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.


So you're a badge bunny?


Badge Bunnies tend to be female.
OP may be a Holster Sniffer. ... That is the male variety.
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:17:32 AM EDT
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When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.


Fixed it again.

 




What fur?


You had 70's bush back then and you know it.



 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:18:32 AM EDT
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His LED light strapped to his belt was turned on. He didn't know, I told him it was on! He then turned around and beat me and cuffed me.



Ok that part did not happen. But I did tell him his light was on he said thanks.




So you're a badge bunny?




Badge Bunnies tend to be female.

OP may be a Holster Sniffer. ... That is the male variety.


Of course... He saw the light was on when he looked up!



 
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 9:58:45 AM EDT
[#45]
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.


Link Posted: 8/12/2011 10:45:00 AM EDT
[#46]
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Quoted:
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When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.

Fixed it again.
 


What fur?

You had 70's bush back then and you know it.
 


how old do you think I am!?
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 11:04:46 AM EDT
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When I was in high school, there was this ridiculously hot cop in our town. Me and the girls at work used to give him free furburgers.

Fixed it again.
 


What fur?

You had 70's bush back then and you know it.
 


how old do you think I am!?


Old enough to be legal is all I'm worried about.  
Link Posted: 8/12/2011 11:04:52 AM EDT
[#48]
I was walking from my truck to the grocery store the other day and I swear these three deer were trying to piss me off. So damn annoying.
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