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Posted: 5/23/2002 8:25:33 PM EDT

Let's see whatcha got.

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:28:26 PM EDT

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[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Aimless%2Ftoon%2Egif[/img]

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:28:48 PM EDT

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[url]www.mailorderbrides.com[/url]

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:32:32 PM EDT

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[url]http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pokebunny.html[/url]

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:34:41 PM EDT

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[img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/Aimless%2Fcowdance%2Egif[/img]

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:36:32 PM EDT

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[url]www.mailorderbrides.com[/url]

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I might be coming down with a case of yellow fever.

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:36:41 PM EDT

[#6]

A man goes into a drug store to have a prescription filled with his son. As they are waiting, the son notices several boxes of condoms on the shelf.

"Dad, what are those?"

"Those are condoms son. Men use them to practice safe sex."

"Oh, I've heard of those in health class."

Pointing to a box that only contained 3 condoms he asks, "What the difference between these and the rest?"

"Those are for high scholl boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, one for Sunday."

Pointing to a box of six he asks, "What about these?"

"Those are for college men. Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."

And finally he asks about the box of twelve, "...and these?"

"Oh, those are for married men. One for January, one for Febuary..."

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:36:49 PM EDT

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[img]http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/fonda.gif[/img]

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:37:13 PM EDT

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Now that is udderly rediculous.

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:37:25 PM EDT

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gunrunner, you don't want me to entertain you. last time I provided entertainment people got naked, fornicated, there was booze, hookers, fire engines, more hookers, more beer, wild fires, automatic weapons, strippers(of course), MORE BEER !, thermonuclear fireworks over Iraq, more hookers, MORE BEER, and........

Nobody was injured in the making of this party(except the Iraqis who reached 2000 degrees)

Hope you enjoyed the party, please come again.

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:37:26 PM EDT

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[url]http://www.fileplanet.com/[/url]

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:38:47 PM EDT

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[img]http://www.beerdance.com/scene.gif[/img]

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:45:00 PM EDT

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gunrunner, you don't want me to entertain you. last time I provided entertainment people got naked, fornicated, there was booze, hookers, fire engines, more hookers, more beer, wild fires, automatic weapons, strippers(of course), MORE BEER !, thermonuclear fireworks over Iraq, more hookers, MORE BEER, and........

Nobody was injured in the making of this party(except the Iraqis who reached 2000 degrees)

Hope you enjoyed the party, please come again.

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That was your place?! We did have a good time at the Shot Show this year!

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:47:12 PM EDT

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With a 24k dial-up we don't do much downloading at the Runner's Ranch.

Posted: 5/23/2002 8:53:16 PM EDT

[#14]

Yesterday we got a new kitty!

Today I spent all day long in the hospital because the Docs thought I had a hernia that was about to burst.

Feel better??

Sgtar15