So what is it going to be here?

Nothing, as usual! [;)]

Damnit I demand a "very special episode" or an "episode to cherish"!

[i]The TRUTH resides in the cerebral memory of our inner child's dreams.[/i]

Sgtar15

I am not gonna say it (conduct code, you know)[;D]

::Ed Sr is sitting in a comfy leather chair in his smoking jacket providing narration.::

It comes to light that Goatboy sold his soul to the Devil to gain the knowledge to write superior code for the board.....  Garandman struggles between his duty to intervene and actually save Goatboy's soul and his desire to just argue about it. [:D]

SteyrAUG and TREETOP find themselves on opposite sides of the law in an underground overamplified audio equipment ring.  Both don Miami Vice apparel and agree to meet in the Keys to chase each other around in expensive speedboats and shoot wildly (never actually hitting each other) as their scantily clad, gorgeous wives cheer them on and get really awesome tans.

Anti and Grin painstakingly put together the most elaborate front (BRC) for a nuclear strike on Afghanistan.  The mission is a success.  Much Wild Turkey is consumed.

Jewbroni, bunghole, NSFJoJo and Sinistral Rifleman become the next boy band to make it big.  Their first #1 hit is "Doin' It Like The Mall Ninja."  

Miss Magnum makes it onto Survivor but dies from the resulting infection of an untreated hangnail.  It is the first incredibly slow and painful death shown on television.  It is a wild success.  

DonR shows up [b]once[/b] in every scene to say "Have you lost what little is left of your freakin' mind?!?" or other such snappy one-liners.

Imbroglio comes out of the shadows to reveal he is really... ::gasp::... Wayne Newton.  The show ends with a musical number.    

MM, I'm not so sure that would be an episode to cherish as it would be one to try and quickly forget!  [:D]

the_reject

It'd have to be better than the last X-Files...

They should have ended the series 2 years ago!

Why am I picturing the "Floor show" scene from Rocky Horror?

We will need a sound track.

Put the mushrooms down!  Please!

No No, guy's Thats, The Rock River Horror Show. featuring such hit songs as "It's Not Easy Being Green", As sung by AR15.com's very own Fishnet stocking'ed, Tattoo'ed, M4gery carrying, Transvestite...FRANKENGUNNER.