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Posted: 1/28/2011 4:02:19 AM EDT

In a topic truly fit only for G.D.:

Gun to your head, which one in bed?

Yes. That rhyme was specially created for this topic. I am coming off an 18 hour shift, am mystified by their popularity, and don't think I would post it were I well rested.

Poll inbound.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:03:31 AM EDT

[#1]

I'd take the bullet...

ETA: Ke$ha isn't hard on the eyes... Snookie??? really? I think she deserves a punch in the face for being annoying (IBTPic)

ETA2:

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:03:53 AM EDT

[#2]

Ibtp and ke$ha

Damn, not ibtp but still ke$ha. The video of Snooki in the hot tub reminds me she is shaped like my daughters old glow worm. But all skanky globby and fake tanned...

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Posted: 1/28/2011 4:04:31 AM EDT

[#3]

Ke$ha no doubt.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:04:49 AM EDT

[#4]

I don't know, what do they look like?

I assume this has something to do with Jersey shore, as I have heard the term snookie used in connection with that.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:05:22 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Ke$ha no doubt.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:05:22 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
I don't know, what do they look like?

I assume this has something to do with Jersey shore, as I have heard the term snookie used in connection with that.

This.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:05:56 AM EDT

[#7]

Ke$ha looks like she lives in a landfill, but I think she's just a character. The girl that plays her is probably pretty normal. Snooki is a living petri dish for infectious diseases.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:09:25 AM EDT

[#8]

Kesha looks like a fucking man in my opinion. At least what little I saw of her from some New Years eve bullshit the wife had on

Snooki looks like a fucking umpalump

Death's sweet release for me please

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:09:55 AM EDT

[#9]

ke$ha may look like a used up country skank with a voice from east st. louis, but under penalty of death there are far worse options. snookie is one of them.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:10:58 AM EDT

[#10]

Get both?

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:11:07 AM EDT

[#11]

Some celebrity has a dollar sign in their name? Really?

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:11:20 AM EDT

[#12]

Need pics. I've seen pics of Snookie before, but I have no idea who Kesha is or what she looks like.

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Posted: 1/28/2011 4:11:40 AM EDT

[#13]

I'll consider myself lucky that I have no idea who the fack you're talking about.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:13:16 AM EDT

[#14]

For some reason ke$ha seems a little less gross than snookie.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:13:23 AM EDT

[#15]

Who?

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:13:56 AM EDT

[#16]

Just go ahead and shoot me.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:14:20 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Who?

Yup....I have no idea who you are talking about.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:14:22 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't know, what do they look like?

I assume this has something to do with Jersey shore, as I have heard the term snookie used in connection with that.

This.

+1

I think I have seen Snookie on tv here and there. I don't get it, she looks like 10 miles of wet tank trail.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:15:03 AM EDT

[#19]

Hell, I'd bang Ke$ha without a gun to my head.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:19:40 AM EDT

[#20]

Kesha looks like a man IMO.

Her dropping "Douchbag" on national TV at new years removed her from my kids playlist immediately.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:20:32 AM EDT

[#21]

pair of skanks, give me the bullet.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:21:49 AM EDT

[#22]

The poll is missing a choice - "no one with a jive ass street name".

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:26:37 AM EDT

[#23]

Bullet please

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:35:07 AM EDT

[#24]

Ke$ha, but let that gun touch any part of my body and I'm gonna risk my life to take it away from you.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:35:52 AM EDT

[#25]

I'll take Ke$ha and a solid course of antibiotics for $1,000 Alec.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:42:01 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
I'll consider myself lucky that I have no idea who the fack you're talking about.

This for me too.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:43:13 AM EDT

[#27]

Snooki has no redeeming characteristics at all. Ke$ha is at least fairly attractive. No contest.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:47:00 AM EDT

[#28]

Ke$ha without a gun, snookie if I was already dead and she was into necrophelia. I can't stand that short round bitch and I've only seen her in commercials.

Posted: 1/28/2011 4:48:00 AM EDT

[#29]

Ke$ha is not a pretty woman, but it looks like she has a nice body. Snookie has big tits, but I can't shake the feeling that she would break a sweat reading a book.

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Posted: 1/28/2011 4:48:45 AM EDT

[#30]

For your viewing pleasure.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5e27224abb/disneys-princess-kesha

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:38:53 AM EDT

[#31]

Ke$ha actually looks hot. What's wrong with her?

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:39:03 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Ke$ha is not a pretty woman, but it looks like she has a nice body. Snookie has big tits, but I can't shake the feeling that she would break a sweat reading a book.

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I have no idea how Jersey Shore became so popular what with every cast member being as dumb as a High Point

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:42:42 AM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Ke$ha is not a pretty woman, but it looks like she has a nice body. Snookie has big tits, but I can't shake the feeling that she would break a sweat reading a book.

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You should google for bikini pictures of her. She looks like a sack of lumpy mashed potatoes.

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:44:17 AM EDT

[#34]

Kesha no contest.

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:45:45 AM EDT

[#35]

Ke$ha for sure.

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:47:06 AM EDT

[#36]

I would let either one take a dump on my chest.

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:47:54 AM EDT

[#37]

XKCD strikes again!

ETA: And Ke$ha fo' sho'

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:48:32 AM EDT

[#38]

I would put my dick in a blender.

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:49:16 AM EDT

[#39]

I'll take the bullet, please make it at least 6,and club me like a baby seal for good measure, I don't want to survive if i gotta screw either one.

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:49:29 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Snooki has no redeeming characteristics at all. Ke$ha is at least fairly attractive. No contest.

+1

Kesha

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:49:33 AM EDT

[#41]

I'd go for Snooki. I think she would be kinda greatfull.

I'm just a sucker for skanky slut girls, Ke$ha types are a Dime a dozen where I'm from

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:51:20 AM EDT

[#42]

In true arfcom fashion....

I'd hit them both.

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:55:24 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
For your viewing pleasure.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5e27224abb/disneys-princess-kesha

and, IBTL.

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:56:11 AM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
In true arfcom fashion....

I'd hit them both.

Hit Kesha first, because after Snooki, your dick's gonna fall off.

Posted: 1/28/2011 5:58:10 AM EDT

[#45]

kesha

Posted: 1/28/2011 6:00:44 AM EDT

[#46]

This question is easier than a choice between life or death. Shitstorm formation FAIL.

Posted: 1/28/2011 6:02:29 AM EDT

[#47]

Gun to my head? Ke$ha is HOT....

Posted: 1/28/2011 6:03:18 AM EDT

[#48]

Kesha... Or Ketchup as I call her.

Oh... No need to put a gun to my head to perform

Posted: 1/28/2011 6:04:00 AM EDT

[#49]

Kesha, easily. Bullet in the head would be option two.

Posted: 1/28/2011 6:05:14 AM EDT

[#50]

Ke$ha gets the high hard one in this case.

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