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Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:06:35 AM EDT
[#1]
both
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:07:53 AM EDT
[#2]
Triple wrap it and TRY to be a two pump chump.  
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:10:23 AM EDT
[#3]
Considering Kesha is like 6'3 and not that famous, I'd take snookie and the allotted airtime on JS. Then write a book about it.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:15:26 AM EDT
[#4]
Ke$ha by far....and shes kinda creepy at that.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:17:16 AM EDT
[#5]
I wouldn't fuck Snookie even with a dildo on the end of a ten foot stick.




Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:19:42 AM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:21:34 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Ke$ha is not a pretty woman, but it looks like she has a nice body. Snookie has big tits, but I can't shake the feeling that she would break a sweat reading a book.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


I have seen pics of that Keissa, or however it is spelled, at the beach.  Her body is disgusting.  Google it, I am sure you wil agree, but to answer the op's question I wouldn't touch either or them.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:23:43 AM EDT
[#8]
kesha by a long shot.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:27:04 AM EDT
[#9]





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Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:31:22 AM EDT
[#10]
Kesha without thinking about it
but
Snookie?  Shoot the whole mag into my head and mutilate my corpse
Then piss on me
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:32:34 AM EDT
[#11]
Kesha



There is no way in hell I would ever stick it in Snooki's ketchup dispenser.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:39:10 AM EDT
[#12]
Kesha is ok but snookie would be unpleasant to be in the same room with.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:40:17 AM EDT
[#13]
Ke$ha
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:48:55 AM EDT
[#14]
I don't know who this person, or thing, Ke$ha is, but I do know what a Snookie is because I watch Southpark.

There is no way in hell I would get near a Snookie, because I don't know what "smoosh smoosh" is
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:48:59 AM EDT
[#15]
I'll take both please at the same time.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:53:56 AM EDT
[#16]
I had to google to see pictures of them. Since this is a hypothetical let's say neither has a STD.

I'd do either one of them. Screw it, not worth dying over. I've tapped a girl or two I wasn't proud of. I've done enough good looking chicks that my ratio wouldn't be hurt by doing either one of those choices.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:56:06 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
I'll take both please at the same time.


fuckin' A

If the choice is die or smash some questionable girls, I'll go with the smashing.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 6:57:05 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Bullet please


Two. One for each.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 7:03:40 AM EDT
[#19]
Both would be annoying.  Kesha would be much less nasty.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 7:08:05 AM EDT
[#20]
I guess, gun to my head, it would be Kesha, but for the love of god I would never forgive myself.

Link Posted: 1/28/2011 7:13:00 AM EDT
[#21]
KE$HA=NOT HOT!

Link Posted: 1/28/2011 7:28:34 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Just go ahead and shoot me.


Yeah... This. I'm not looking to die but if those are the choices I may just pull the trigger myself.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 7:31:12 AM EDT
[#23]
I'll take the bullet, unless donkey-punching Snookie is an option.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 7:41:08 AM EDT
[#24]
I highly suspect they both smell.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 7:54:08 AM EDT
[#25]
I would do much nasty to Ke$ha.

And probably sn00ki, but Ke$ha would definately be my first choice, sn00ki would be my "well its better than masturbation" choice.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 7:55:37 AM EDT
[#26]
Kesha.

I would destroy that slutty gutter party bitch.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 7:58:34 AM EDT
[#27]
Where is the "Who?" option?

Poll Fail
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 7:59:52 AM EDT
[#28]
The lock hammer is bearing down on this thread now.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:02:18 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Where is the "Who?" option?

Poll Fail


Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women:  












Or Snooki, fatass from Jersey Shore:


Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:05:50 AM EDT
[#30]
Would voluntarily hit kesha.

I love sluts.

Snooki?

I would hit with a fucking basball bat and weaponized smallpox.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:06:10 AM EDT
[#31]
Man, this is like the third thread about this show in the past week...  Didn't realize their were so many metros/teenage girls/gay guys on Arfcom.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:11:25 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Man, this is like the third thread about this show in the past week...  Didn't realize their were so many metros/teenage girls/gay guys on Arfcom.


You responded to the thread didn't you
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:11:50 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:


Her dropping "Douchbag" on national TV at new years removed her from my kids playlist immediately.




Your kids probably hear worse from their fellow kids at school.

Back to the subject of the thread, neither.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:12:18 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:

Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women:  



Hey... I like Kesha's music
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:12:37 AM EDT
[#35]





Quoted:



In a topic truly fit only for G.D.:





Gun to your head, which one in bed?





Yes. That rhyme was specially created for this topic. I am coming off an 18 hour shift, am mystified by their popularity, and don't think I would post it were I well rested.





Poll inbound.



Man that's an easy one. Also, you should include photos when posting a thread like this.





 
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:14:36 AM EDT
[#36]



Quoted:



Quoted:





Her dropping "Douchbag" on national TV at new years removed her from my kids playlist immediately.








Your kids probably hear worse from their fellow kids at school.



Back to the subject of the thread, neither.


I'm with Deej.



Douchebag is pretty silly





 
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:15:19 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women:  



Hey... I like Kesha's music


I'm ashamed to admit that I actually do like Tik-Tok. Her other songs don't do much for me, but I do like that one (and have it on my iPod).
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:18:47 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Hell, I'd bang Ke$ha without a gun to my head.


THIS.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:22:13 AM EDT
[#39]
kesha,  and use the gun on snooki
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:23:21 AM EDT
[#40]
They both like like walking STDs. But gun to my head I would nail Ke$ha.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:25:20 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:

Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women:  



Hey... I like Kesha's music


Don't worry, I have shitloads of Ke$ha myself.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:28:41 AM EDT
[#42]
I would hit off Ke$ha before Snooki any day. Both would be like waving a whiffle ball bat inside of a garbage can though.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:28:58 AM EDT
[#43]
Ke$ha is the one who sings that fucking "maybe I need some rehab" song right?



I fucking hat that whore! Last summer they played that song on at least every 5 minutes on the fucking radio at my apartment complex's pool, and since the speaker for that radio is right outside my window I had to listen to it.



I hate that song and that whore more than I hate anything else in this world.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:31:21 AM EDT
[#44]
I thought Kesha was hot, on his albums she does appear to be. I just checked wiki and found a pic, damn she is way ugly. Taylor Swift is dang beautiful thought. Anyone ever met or wondered what they would do if they met a celebrity? I think that if I saw them in public some place I was talk to them like they are an average person, it would suck to have people hound you for autographs and such all the time.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:41:23 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Where is the "Who?" option?

Poll Fail


Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women:  

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18300000/ke-ha-kesha-18313135-1600-1200.jpg


Or Snooki, fatass from Jersey Shore:


http://www.todayinstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snooki-2010-grammy-awards-02.jpg


I kinda want to change my vote to sn00ki. I've often wondered what it'd be like to fuck a hobbit, as I have big hairy feet as well.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:44:06 AM EDT
[#46]
Can I choose Kelly Ripa instead?
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:46:40 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:

Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women:  



Hey... I like Kesha's music


Don't worry, I have shitloads of Ke$ha myself.


So you're a trashy,slutty,alcoholic woman?.....I guess if I had to choose I'd go with Ke$ha,I'd have to have her de-barked first though.
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:46:42 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Where is the "Who?" option?

Poll Fail


Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women:  

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18300000/ke-ha-kesha-18313135-1600-1200.jpg


Or Snooki, fatass from Jersey Shore:


http://www.todayinstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snooki-2010-grammy-awards-02.jpg


I kinda want to change my vote to sn00ki. I've often wondered what it'd be like to fuck a hobbit, as I have big hairy feet as well.


She's glowing orange, you sure you wanna stick your dick in the radioactive?
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:49:07 AM EDT
[#49]
Kesha LONG before snooki. At least Kesha looks your average slut..snooki is just ....
Link Posted: 1/28/2011 8:49:16 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
She's glowing orange, you sure you wanna stick your dick in the radioactive?


I promise you, I've stuck my cock in far worse, even when sober. I'm the best wingman you could ever ask for.
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