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Considering Kesha is like 6'3 and not that famous, I'd take snookie and the allotted airtime on JS. Then write a book about it.
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I wouldn't fuck Snookie even with a dildo on the end of a ten foot stick.
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Ke$ha is not a pretty woman, but it looks like she has a nice body. Snookie has big tits, but I can't shake the feeling that she would break a sweat reading a book. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile I have seen pics of that Keissa, or however it is spelled, at the beach. Her body is disgusting. Google it, I am sure you wil agree, but to answer the op's question I wouldn't touch either or them. |
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Kesha without thinking about it
but Snookie? Shoot the whole mag into my head and mutilate my corpse Then piss on me |
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There is no way in hell I would ever stick it in Snooki's ketchup dispenser. |
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Kesha is ok but snookie would be unpleasant to be in the same room with.
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I don't know who this person, or thing, Ke$ha is, but I do know what a Snookie is because I watch Southpark.
There is no way in hell I would get near a Snookie, because I don't know what "smoosh smoosh" is |
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I had to google to see pictures of them. Since this is a hypothetical let's say neither has a STD.
I'd do either one of them. Screw it, not worth dying over. I've tapped a girl or two I wasn't proud of. I've done enough good looking chicks that my ratio wouldn't be hurt by doing either one of those choices. |
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I'll take both please at the same time. fuckin' A If the choice is die or smash some questionable girls, I'll go with the smashing. |
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I guess, gun to my head, it would be Kesha, but for the love of god I would never forgive myself.
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Just go ahead and shoot me. Yeah... This. I'm not looking to die but if those are the choices I may just pull the trigger myself. |
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I'll take the bullet, unless donkey-punching Snookie is an option.
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I would do much nasty to Ke$ha.
And probably sn00ki, but Ke$ha would definately be my first choice, sn00ki would be my "well its better than masturbation" choice. |
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Would voluntarily hit kesha.
I love sluts. Snooki? I would hit with a fucking basball bat and weaponized smallpox. |
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Man, this is like the third thread about this show in the past week... Didn't realize their were so many metros/teenage girls/gay guys on Arfcom.
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Man, this is like the third thread about this show in the past week... Didn't realize their were so many metros/teenage girls/gay guys on Arfcom. You responded to the thread didn't you |
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Her dropping "Douchbag" on national TV at new years removed her from my kids playlist immediately. Your kids probably hear worse from their fellow kids at school. Back to the subject of the thread, neither. |
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Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women: Hey... I like Kesha's music |
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Quoted: In a topic truly fit only for G.D.: Gun to your head, which one in bed? Yes. That rhyme was specially created for this topic. I am coming off an 18 hour shift, am mystified by their popularity, and don't think I would post it were I well rested. Poll inbound. Man that's an easy one. Also, you should include photos when posting a thread like this. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Her dropping "Douchbag" on national TV at new years removed her from my kids playlist immediately. Your kids probably hear worse from their fellow kids at school. Back to the subject of the thread, neither. I'm with Deej. Douchebag is pretty silly |
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Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women: Hey... I like Kesha's music I'm ashamed to admit that I actually do like Tik-Tok. Her other songs don't do much for me, but I do like that one (and have it on my iPod). |
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They both like like walking STDs. But gun to my head I would nail Ke$ha.
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Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women: Hey... I like Kesha's music Don't worry, I have shitloads of Ke$ha myself. |
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I would hit off Ke$ha before Snooki any day. Both would be like waving a whiffle ball bat inside of a garbage can though.
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Ke$ha is the one who sings that fucking "maybe I need some rehab" song right?
I fucking hat that whore! Last summer they played that song on at least every 5 minutes on the fucking radio at my apartment complex's pool, and since the speaker for that radio is right outside my window I had to listen to it. I hate that song and that whore more than I hate anything else in this world. |
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I thought Kesha was hot, on his albums she does appear to be. I just checked wiki and found a pic, damn she is way ugly. Taylor Swift is dang beautiful thought. Anyone ever met or wondered what they would do if they met a celebrity? I think that if I saw them in public some place I was talk to them like they are an average person, it would suck to have people hound you for autographs and such all the time.
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Where is the "Who?" option? Poll Fail Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women: http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18300000/ke-ha-kesha-18313135-1600-1200.jpg Or Snooki, fatass from Jersey Shore: http://www.todayinstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snooki-2010-grammy-awards-02.jpg I kinda want to change my vote to sn00ki. I've often wondered what it'd be like to fuck a hobbit, as I have big hairy feet as well. |
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Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women: Hey... I like Kesha's music Don't worry, I have shitloads of Ke$ha myself. So you're a trashy,slutty,alcoholic woman?.....I guess if I had to choose I'd go with Ke$ha,I'd have to have her de-barked first though. |
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Where is the "Who?" option? Poll Fail Ke$ha, current rap-pop celebrity, purveyor of music for trashy, slutty, alcoholic women: http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18300000/ke-ha-kesha-18313135-1600-1200.jpg Or Snooki, fatass from Jersey Shore: http://www.todayinstupid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/snooki-2010-grammy-awards-02.jpg I kinda want to change my vote to sn00ki. I've often wondered what it'd be like to fuck a hobbit, as I have big hairy feet as well. She's glowing orange, you sure you wanna stick your dick in the radioactive? |
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Kesha LONG before snooki. At least Kesha looks your average slut..snooki is just ....
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She's glowing orange, you sure you wanna stick your dick in the radioactive? I promise you, I've stuck my cock in far worse, even when sober. I'm the best wingman you could ever ask for. |
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