Posted: 9/14/2010 5:27:25 AM EDT
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I freakin' WISH welfare would pay for all of my bills, grub and such, I've been out of a REAL job for more than a year now, this odd job BS is annoying, I'm doing everything from pine needle removal, dog shit removal, handy man service, etc to make ends meet, I miss the days of a real job, hell, if uncle sugar wants to subsidize me a life in a lazyboy chair and a big screen TV, I am so there! I'll just spend my days at the range shooting, and my nights in front of the TV! Where do I sign up and how much loot can I loot from Johnny Taxpayer? Now, get off of the ARFCOM you bums! Get to work! Pay more taxes, I want my free flat screen and lazyboy chair!
Wait, I've got it, lets skip the middle man, everyone drop by, I'll pick your pockets instead of Uncle Sugar, I promise to not send the $$$ to Zimbabwe, although I will buy guns and booze with it, just so you know where the cash is going, fiscal accountability being what it is.
*singing* "I'm movin' on up....."
Looks like you need to re-evaluate your financial priorities if you have trouble paying the bills, are taking taxpayer dollars, and yet still have internet service.
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