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Posted: 4/5/2002 3:53:41 AM EDT
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......don't know, why?
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Posted: 4/5/2002 4:18:35 AM EDT
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.....cause they have large fingers..........................................How do you get holy water?.........[thinking]
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Posted: 4/5/2002 4:35:42 AM EDT
[#3]
......You worry me!....How do you get holy water?
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Posted: 4/5/2002 4:50:02 AM EDT
[#4]
Boil the hell out of it!
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Posted: 4/5/2002 4:51:12 AM EDT
[#5]
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
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Posted: 4/5/2002 4:52:34 AM EDT
[#6]
make it a head band?
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Posted: 4/5/2002 4:53:48 AM EDT
[#7]
How about how almost everyone is falling for the pro-Israeli propaganda being fed to them by the, uh, liberal press lately???
If you're not pro-Israel, then you're pro-Palestine. What a load.. |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 5:02:26 AM EDT
[#8]
Not to worry....................What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice?.........[thinking]
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Posted: 4/5/2002 5:15:07 AM EDT
[#9]
polaroids?
Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks? |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 5:18:08 AM EDT
[#10]
He's got a swiss army pecker?
Where does your belly button go when you die? |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 5:23:32 AM EDT
[#11]
No, his underwear fits like a glove!
I dunno. Where does it go? |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 5:27:48 AM EDT
[#12]
to the naval reserve.
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Posted: 4/5/2002 5:34:48 AM EDT
[#13]
LMFAO
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:09:03 AM EDT
[#14]
What do you call cheese that ain`t yours?..............[thinking]
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:11:47 AM EDT
[#15]
Thats natcho cheese
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:25:56 AM EDT
[#16]
Where do you find a dog with no legs?....[thinking]
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:27:50 AM EDT
[#17]
Right where you left him!
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:29:26 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: How do you make a handkerchief dance? Put some boogy (sp?) in it. |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:31:09 AM EDT
[#19]
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:33:58 AM EDT
[#20]
what kind of wood doesn't float?
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:35:32 AM EDT
[#21]
Natalie Wood.
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:37:50 AM EDT
[#22]
yeah.
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:39:41 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork. |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:43:56 AM EDT
[#24]
lesbian carpenters don't use nails. everything is tongue and groove.
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:51:20 AM EDT
[#25]
Now all we need is for someone to post "knock, knock" [;)]
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Posted: 4/5/2002 6:55:54 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: "knock, knock" [;)] Who's there? [:D] |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 7:02:18 AM EDT
[#27]
Little Old Lady.
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Posted: 4/5/2002 7:02:29 AM EDT
[#28]
I am going to hell for this one!!!!!!!!!
What's better than a gold medal at the Special Olympics? |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 7:02:42 AM EDT
[#29]
daves not here
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Posted: 4/5/2002 7:07:31 AM EDT
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Quoted: I am going to hell for this one!!!!!!!!! What's better than a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded! |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 7:11:32 AM EDT
[#31]
Why does the pilgrims pants keep falling down?...[thinking]
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Posted: 4/5/2002 7:28:00 AM EDT
[#32]
cause hes wearing his belt buckle on his hat.
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Posted: 4/5/2002 7:54:46 AM EDT
[#33]
Which weighs more - a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
[:D] |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 2:27:05 PM EDT
[#34]
What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?..........[thinking]
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Posted: 4/5/2002 2:41:52 PM EDT
[#35]
All your bad joke are belong to us!
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Posted: 4/5/2002 2:52:18 PM EDT
[#36]
Three Nuns Die and are waiting in line for heaven...
St. Peter says ok I hvae to ask each of you a question about the Bible before you go in... To the First NUN "who led the Children of Isreal out of Egypt?" "Moses" She Replied. Ding Ding Ding Ding You can go in!!!! To the second NUN "Who put the animals on the ARk?" "Noah" She Replied Ding Ding Ding Ding You can go in!!!! To the Third Nun He ASked "What did eve first say to ADam?" The NUn Was Dumfounded. risking eternity, she finally gave up and said "Hmmm That's a hard one" Ding Ding Ding Ding You can go in!!!! |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 3:14:54 PM EDT
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Quoted: What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?..........[thinking] |
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Posted: 4/5/2002 3:27:33 PM EDT
[#38]
Ban the jokes! For the children! [:D]
Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom. After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age. Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?" He replied, "Probably the same thing." |
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