Actually homosexuality was pretty common among the samurai, as well as the Spartans and a number of other military elites and societies. You get a bunch of guys together in close proximity for long periods of time, under intense situations, and this sorta thing sometimes develops. [spank]
The samurai, like the Greeks, sometimes remarked that the love a man and woman shared was a distraction, while love between warriors increased the cohesion in a unit. Actually, this also fits with the theory that the butchest guys who yell the most about how macho they are [pissed], those are usually the same ones with luxury class tickets on the Man Train.[sex]
Choo choo! [puke]
Ninjas, on the other hand are cool, by which I mean totally sweet. They are too busy flying, stabbing, and totally flipping out to have free time for buttsex. [moon] For that reason it is ok for a straight guy to love ninjas with his entire body (even his peepee).
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