A man takes the day off work and
decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to
the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is


about to shoot when he


hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."





The man looks around and doesn't


see anyone. Again, he
hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
at the frog and decides to


prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.


Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the


cup. He is shocked. He says
to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.


You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.


"What do you think frog?" the


man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one. The


man is befuddled and doesn't know


what to say. By the end


of the day, the man golfed the


best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.





" They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says, "OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, The man


asks, "What do you think I should
bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
$3000, black 6."


Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man


figures what the heck.


Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.


The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and
says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful."


The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss


Me." He figures why not,


since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it. With a
kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,

your honor, is how the girl


ended up in my room. So help me God


or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."