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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:21:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: ScoutOut]
I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life.
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TN, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:24:33 PM EDT
[#1]
I’m confused
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:25:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Originally Posted By ScoutOut: I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life. https://i.imgur.com/U7fbbSf.gif 
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:25:31 PM EDT
[#3]
I literally have started wearing Hawaiian shirts on Fridays....
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:26:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: chase45]
[#4]
I think I misinterpreted this thread
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:26:39 PM EDT
[#5]
I guess with two chicks, you can find stuff to do.
If nothing else, you’ll be very well fed, and your house would be very clean. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:28:25 PM EDT
[#6]
Watch out for your cornhole bud
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:29:13 PM EDT
[#7]
Originally Posted By ScoutOut: I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life. https://i.imgur.com/U7fbbSf.gif A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:29:27 PM EDT
[#8]
The options aren’t mutually exclusive. Why can’t I spend my newly acquired free time to search out 2 chicks to do at the same time?
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:30:04 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By p3590: I literally have started wearing Hawaiian shirts on Fridays.... There isn't a day I don't wear one. 
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:30:42 PM EDT
[#10]
I would take doing nothing for the rest of my life.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:30:43 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dorobuta: A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dorobuta: Originally Posted By ScoutOut: I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life. https://i.imgur.com/U7fbbSf.gif A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. 
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:31:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: C3H5N3O9]
[#12]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dorobuta: A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dorobuta: Originally Posted By ScoutOut: I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life. https://i.imgur.com/U7fbbSf.gif A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. A million dollars free and clear can generate 40-50k per year in interest in a money market account with minimal risk. You won’t be living in the lap of luxury, but you can go far with that. |
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:32:45 PM EDT
[#13]
A million ain't shit anymore.
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SC, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:33:24 PM EDT
[#14]
am I doing two chicks at the same time for the rest of my life or just one night?
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WI, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:33:49 PM EDT
[#15]
You say if a genie appeared before you and gave you a choice. A one time deal of two chicks at the same time or being financially set the rest of your life.
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MP, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:34:11 PM EDT
[#16]
It's not that I'm lazy it's that I just don't care.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:34:21 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By fulminate: am I doing two chicks at the same time for the rest of my life or just one night? Just one night. |
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SC, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:35:33 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ScoutOut: Just one night. So long as this isn't some kind of fucked up "wishmaster bullshit" trick and I don't have to do anything because I'm dead, I'll take do nothing for the rest of my life. |
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CA, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:38:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: watgar]
[#19]
You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man
Hell, look at my cousin, he's broke and he don't do shit. |
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IL, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 3:41:58 PM EDT
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I'm lost on the question?
Is the choice a million dollar or two chicks at the same time (just once)? I'll take the million. Is the choice a million dollars or two chicks at the same time every night for the rest of my life? I'm married. Even if I were single...I'd still probably take the million. Is the choice to be independently wealthy and not have to work ever again or two chicks....pffft...not even a question. I'm I'm suddenly wealthy enough to never have to work again, I'm wealthy enough to have two chicks at the same time (assuming I'm single). |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 4:05:05 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dorobuta: A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. Depends where you live, not only state but also county. I live in a county with pop of 44K, 4 miles away is a county with 1m. It's 30% cheaper to live in my county, also 50% less LEO and 80% less crime. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 4:05:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By panthermark: I'm lost on the question? Is the choice a million dollar or two chicks at the same time (just once)? I'll take the million. Is the choice a million dollars or two chicks at the same time every night for the rest of my life? I'm married. Even if I were single...I'd still probably take the million. Is the choice to be independently wealthy and not have to work ever again or two chicks....pffft...not even a question. I'm I'm suddenly wealthy enough to never have to work again, I'm wealthy enough to have two chicks at the same time (assuming I'm single). You win a million dollars. You can invest the money and do nothing the rest of your life. Or you can pay two chicks a million dollars to double up on you. Chicks dig dudes with money. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 4:11:17 PM EDT
[#23]
Done both. Don't need money for a twofer, even more so recently.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 4:16:29 PM EDT
[#24]
I will just continue to be faithful to my loving wife, and let the OP consider the path his sad life has followed to consider this subject.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 4:20:50 PM EDT
[#25]
2 chicks.
million aint shit now. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 4:21:55 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By lumper: I will just continue to be faithful to my loving wife, and let the OP consider the path his sad life has followed to consider this subject. Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 4:24:54 PM EDT
[#27]
I dunno about two but 3 at once is exhausting
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USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 4:25:27 PM EDT
[#28]
I'll take the 1m, I can live without women.
I'd probably have a lot less stress in my life. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 4:50:50 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By lumper: I will just continue to be faithful to my loving wife, and let the OP consider the path his sad life has followed to consider this subject. Yep, an awesome wife who is far more precious than rubies is FAR better than considering the lust of a man's soul. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 4:56:34 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By watgar: You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man Hell, look at my cousin, he's broke and he don't do shit.  Forgot about that |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 4:59:46 PM EDT
[#31]
I love all the "a million aint shit" ballers...
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:00:21 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Twisted10: 2 chicks. million aint shit now. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Twisted10: 2 chicks. million aint shit now. The median net worth of Americans in 2022 was $192,700, according to the Federal Reserve. That's a $51,555 increase from 2019, roughly a 37% jump and the largest recorded since the Fed began collecting this data in 1989. 5 times the median net worth in America. I'd say that's something. Quick google says that less then 9% of American's have a net worth over a million. That includes home equity. I'd bet the percentage that has a million liquid is much lower. Of course this is GD and everyone is a millionaire |
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MA, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:02:56 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ScoutOut: You win a million dollars. You can invest the money and do nothing the rest of your life. Or you can pay two chicks a million dollars to double up on you. Chicks dig dudes with money. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ScoutOut: Originally Posted By panthermark: I'm lost on the question? Is the choice a million dollar or two chicks at the same time (just once)? I'll take the million. Is the choice a million dollars or two chicks at the same time every night for the rest of my life? I'm married. Even if I were single...I'd still probably take the million. Is the choice to be independently wealthy and not have to work ever again or two chicks....pffft...not even a question. I'm I'm suddenly wealthy enough to never have to work again, I'm wealthy enough to have two chicks at the same time (assuming I'm single). You win a million dollars. You can invest the money and do nothing the rest of your life. Or you can pay two chicks a million dollars to double up on you. Chicks dig dudes with money. What does the money matter if you're doing nothing? |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:02:58 PM EDT
[#34]
A million dollars provides an easy going life man.
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MT, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:04:57 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ScoutOut: Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ScoutOut: Originally Posted By lumper: I will just continue to be faithful to my loving wife, and let the OP consider the path his sad life has followed to consider this subject. Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays. Check out the username... sounds a lot like... Lumbergh?  |
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OK, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:06:17 PM EDT
[#36]
Girls really aren’t that into money.
I figure the kind of girls that would double up on guy like me are. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:06:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Tallahasseezz: 5 times the median net worth in America. I'd say that's something. Quick google says that less then 9% of American's have a net worth over a million. That includes home equity. I'd bet the percentage that has a million liquid is much lower. Of course this is GD and everyone is a millionaire Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Tallahasseezz: Originally Posted By Twisted10: 2 chicks. million aint shit now. The median net worth of Americans in 2022 was $192,700, according to the Federal Reserve. That's a $51,555 increase from 2019, roughly a 37% jump and the largest recorded since the Fed began collecting this data in 1989. 5 times the median net worth in America. I'd say that's something. Quick google says that less then 9% of American's have a net worth over a million. That includes home equity. I'd bet the percentage that has a million liquid is much lower. Of course this is GD and everyone is a millionaire Median is kind of worthless, unless it’s “median net worth of retired individuals who don’t have a pension or social security.” Yeah people in their 20s have no net worth but it doesn’t mean a million will let you retire. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:08:39 PM EDT
[#38]
A lot of people on here haven’t been doing their TPS reports.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:21:06 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dorobuta: A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dorobuta: Originally Posted By ScoutOut: I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life. https://i.imgur.com/U7fbbSf.gif A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. If you're 25, no. If you're 65....... |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:24:29 PM EDT
[#40]
I’ll take do nothing.
I can’t handle the disappointment of two women after only lasting about 30 seconds.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:26:46 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Greyswandir: I'll take do nothing. I can't handle the disappointment of two women after only lasting about 30 seconds. I'll take the million. I can pay off the house, get another Jeep and put the rest somewhere I can grow it. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:26:48 PM EDT
[#42]
Originally Posted By ScoutOut: I gotta say if I had a million dollars I would just do nothing for the rest of my life. https://i.imgur.com/U7fbbSf.gif Absolutely. |
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USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:28:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: FireMissionDivision]
[#43]
If I'm going to be doing two chicks at the same time, I'll need that million dollars to have a custom a sex chair made.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:30:28 PM EDT
[#44]
I'd take the bux.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:33:01 PM EDT
[#45]
These profound questions of life are obviously alcohol related.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:37:32 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dorobuta: A million dollars isn't going to get you very far. A 12 month CD with Marcus would get you $50K a year. Depending where you lived that would put you in luxury. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:39:42 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By X-CaptHook: I guess with two chicks, you can find stuff to do. If nothing else, you’ll be very well fed, and your house would be very clean. Two women under one roof? Sounds like Hell on Earth to me. |
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:40:03 PM EDT
[#48]
I could easily live on 50K a year, especially if I didn’t have any work expenses.
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:41:19 PM EDT
[#49]
Get both?
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/17/2024 5:42:41 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Anonymoose1: I’m confused Two chicks at the same time be like that. |
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