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Posted: 10/5/2005 9:58:02 AM EDT
So I went to thesmokinggun.com to see if they had anything on the Lohan car accident and I came across the mugshots of the Tampa 14. Apparently the popo did a crackdown on stripclubs and busted several strippers. Tough assignment for the police. snicker snicker. If I recall correctly, there is a 6 foot rule that must be maintained between stripper and enjoyer.
Anyway, so the first couple of women are pretty good looking (check out the smile of numer 4 -- unflappable irresistibility i'd say), but some of thre others are..... well.... not exactly top shelf liquor if you know what I mean. Ok, whom would you ask for a dance? www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tampa14mug1.html |
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One's got a herpes breakout on her lip, a couple of them are/were dudes, and it looks like only one had to be told to shut-up (once).
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Yep, that's Number 6 and she definately knows how to party. |
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Looks like number 12 got a lil something in her eye
ETA: 6 foot rule? damn in MO and TN they can fuck one another while rubbing on you. |
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I swear I will hunt down and beat the first guy that posts the pic of the one with the f'ed up eye.
ETA: Too late. Researcher, you are a deadman ETA +1: After I get done in PA, I'm coming to NH next. |
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Sorry man. |
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ages from 1985 and up
I think some of them just enjoyed being on front of the camera |
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Dude...look 4 fucking posts above yours. Way to go. |
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So why dont you flip out about it? |
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Damn... that's the best Tampa has to offer for strippers? They're some haggardly looking bitches. I'd rather jerk off. |
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Glad you liked it |
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which one(s) is a dude? |
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Beat me to it, but I was gonna say Brittny Murphy on crack. |
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Strippers using cheap methamphetamines? Who ever heard of such silliness |
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Brutha, them some rough @ss ho's......
Especially the one with the . #3 must just be startin' out, she seems do-able. Still scary as hell. |
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Truckers told me about it. |
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Drink 6 lukewarm beers, put flush 200 of your hard-earned dollars down the toilet, run your clothes through your barbecue pit or smoker, dim the lights, turn the stereo up way too loud, turn down the brightness and contrast on your monitor, then look again. Oh yeah, they're getting hot now. |
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#3? |
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look at the shoulders... |
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Uhmm, WTF? |
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What? I'm bored at work. |
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Yes, yes it is. Lillith Crane |
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Best description I've heard! |
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I only buy lap dances from strippers that have accepted Jesus Christ as their personal savior. |
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That's who came to my mind. TXL |
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Thanks! I thought of her too and I couldn't remember her name. It was driving me crazy. Jim |
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No problem. I do this as a public service. |
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that's some scary shit.. wow, musta been a real quality 'club' those fine 'ladies' were performing at... |
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Its this kind of stupid law that absolutely needs to be overturned. LEOs should not have to waste time dealing with naked women dancing and the fine line about whats legal and not legal about that. A result of too many bluehairs and religious types involved in the legal process imposing their version of morality on everyone else.
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Yep, its a shame, but its up to the people of Tampa and Florida to decide. Let the people speak!!!!!!! |
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