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Posted: 6/8/2003 5:26:17 PM EDT
1. Be interesting. To her.
2. No matter how stupid she may seem, make her feel smart, even if you have to play dumb. Be careful, though, don't patronize. 3. This is a good one. After you've spoken to her a while, compliment her on her confidence and poise. 4. Never be preachy, or say "When I was your age..." or tell her you have a niece her age. Ever. 5. Do not mention age. If it comes up, let her be the one to bring it up. 6. Be confident. It's just some girl you'll never see again, if you strike out. 7. Don't be a dirtbag or skeezy sex crazed fiend. 8. Don't try to dress like you are 20 yourself. Baggy pants and sideways hats look stupid enough on 20 year olds. 9. Meet them at coffeeshops, bookstores, and my favorite, I do a lot of work on a local college campus. 10. Look for the brainier ones. They are usually more mature and aware. ie, easier to talk to. 11. As much fun as it may seem, the highest rejection has been from the slutty looking Christina Aguilera types. High risk, but a nasty payoff, when it works. I have had good success using these tactics, and if some of my bros here can profit, that's great. Good luck. One final tip. Don't be a jerk. |
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I think it'd be frowned upon if I start crusin' the local high schools looking for 16 yr. olds.
Even in Kentucky. |
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Clowns. I guess I should have put some more thought into the title. Not literally half your age.
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I have absolutely NOTHING in common with a 19 year old girl..............
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I'd be in trouble if I went out looking for 14 year olds. I better wait at least 4 years before I put your good tips to use[:D]
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Quoted: I have absolutely NOTHING in common with a 19 year old girl.............. View Quote You might be surprised.... |
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Well, when I was 53 and working in Barbados, I was sleeping with a 23 year old British girl. There wasn't much dating to it for 5 weeks.
I was just blunt and straightforward with her as to what I wanted. Changed her mind about older men.[:D] |
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Quoted: Well, when I was 53 and working in Barbados, I was sleeping with a 23 year old British girl. There wasn't much dating to it for 5 weeks. I was just blunt and straightforward with her as to what I wanted. Changed her mind about older men.[:D] View Quote Testify, Brother!!!!! |
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... Yeah, pulling this off can make you a hero to your buddies, but it sure ruffles the feathers of their wives!
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You can save lots of time and effort by simply taping a VISA Platinum card to your forehead and standing there like a tobacco store Indian.
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Quoted: ... Yeah, pulling this off can make you a hero to your buddies, but it sure ruffles the feathers of their wives! View Quote Good point. #12, be single. |
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Quoted: ... Yeah, pulling this off can make you a hero to your buddies, but it sure ruffles the feathers of their wives! View Quote a good friend of mine sent pictures to me a few months ago of him and his new 18 year old girlfriend --- he's 28 all i could say was "you rock man!" the older female friends of ours aren't too impressed [lol] |
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Yes and it gets the ex pissed! Mrs WInd is 12 years younger, shesis the closest in age that I have been with. I am 50 now, but when I was 36 I left my 1st wife. The young girls did the chasing....20 years apart at time.
CAn be a hassle when I am asked about my Grand-daughter, no she is my 2 year old, 'I am not old, I am back in style......a classic' |
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Don't ever tell a girl you like her. It ends the mystery, and to her, makes you seem a lot less interesting, and also makes the girl feel as if she is in charge.
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Quoted: Yes and it gets the ex pissed! Mrs WInd is 12 years younger, shesis the closest in age that I have been with. I am 50 now, but when I was 36 I left my 1st wife. The young girls did the chasing....20 years apart at time. CAn be a hassle when I am asked about my Grand-daughter, no she is my 2 year old, 'I am not old, I am back in style......a classic' View Quote Amen! Testify! |
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Quoted: Im 37...What (legal) age is too young? Just wondering. View Quote Methinks if'n theyz grass on 'da fiel'... Play ballz! [BD] Er, um... Yeah. [:D] [:P] J/K... 18+ is fine by me!!! [;)] You gotz experience in this amigo? Have fun down there!!! (But not TOO much fun... [sex] Too much lovin' can drive a man into the ground) |
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Quoted: Well, when I was 53 and working in Barbados, I was sleeping with a 23 year old British girl. There wasn't much dating to it for 5 weeks. I was just blunt and straightforward with her as to what I wanted. Changed her mind about older men.[:D] View Quote Heh!! I spent about 5 months in Port 'o Spain Trinadad in '74. I was chief engineer on a frieghter in drydock. Ya ever make it to St. Maarten, or Dominica?? I had residency on both Islands.... The women........sigh. |
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Quoted: You can save lots of time and effort by simply taping a VISA Platinum card to your forehead and standing there like a tobacco store Indian. View Quote Now we're talkin'...[;)] Marian |
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Quoted: I cant date girls half my age Im only 21. View Quote Um... Don't you live in Georgia? [:D] |
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12. Drive your BMW Z4, Porsche Boxter, or better still your red '72 Corvette down to Huntington Beach and pick the cutest one out from the crowd.
I spent the day at the beach remembering why I pay such a high mortgage. |
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13. Have lots of money. Spend it in close proximity to them.
14. Learn how to flirt. Shamelessly. Even when sober. |
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After two marrages, I've been single for seven years and really wasn't looking too hard to find someone else.I met a lady who is a CNA in a nursing home while visiting my Mom, and ask her if she would like to have dinner with me. She said yes, and we have been a "thang" now for seven months. I'm 67 and she is 48. Thats 19 years younger than me. She says she can't really see the difference in our ages.
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15. If you meet her in a chat room and she say's she's 17, it's a fat, 54 year-old vice cop.
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Quoted: 15. If you meet her in a chat room and she say's she's 17, it's a fat, 54 year-old vice cop. View Quote speaking from experience? |
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Nope. Consultant for LEO agencies. I have taught how to identify and catch perps under contract. [;)]
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Quoted: Quoted: 15. If you meet her in a chat room and she say's she's 17, it's a fat, 54 year-old vice cop. View Quote speaking from experience? View Quote [ditz]Well... ya[/ditz] |
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Don't tell her you've been divorced twice, and she won't tell you she's been divorced once from a 350lb. wrestler that she has a restraining order out against.
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Quoted: Nope. Consultant for LEO agencies. I have taught how to identify and catch perps under contract. [;)] View Quote I usually see the ones pretending to be 14 year olds in chat rooms. They IM me and I type back: FBI. TS BTW: legal in the great state of Texas is 17. |
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16 is the legal age of consent here, but I think my wife would kill me if I tried any thing with any one else. No, I'm sure she would kill me.
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Quoted: Nope. Consultant for LEO agencies. I have taught how to identify and catch perps under contract. [;)] View Quote Do you wear bra and panties when you do that to help stay in character? [:P] |
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The 80 year old man was bragging to his buddies about how he and his new wife, a 19 year old, were banging every day at least 3 times a day.
His friends were concerned, as you might guess and told him that the human heart can take only so much abuse before it quits working. The old man replied, "well is she dies, she dies"! |
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I dated an 18 year old girl once when I was 33. She started talking about this Dr Dre guy and I figured she was raving about her gynocologist until about 10 minutes into this conversation I realized she was talking about a "rap star".
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Young ones?
Nah.........no thanks. Even as a young guy I looked for the older women. They are better people. They will usually do anything for you. The young ones want you to do for them. I was 24 and had a wonderful woman of 42 in Durham, NC. She'd be waiting for me at the Hotel with wine and snacks when I got in. Let the festivities begin! I'll take the older women anyday. They like it. |
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Did I tell you about the 22 year old Norwiegian exchange student?
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Quoted: Young ones? Nah.........no thanks. Even as a young guy I looked for the older women. They are better people. They will usually do anything for you. The young ones want you to do for them. I was 24 and had a wonderful woman of 42 in Durham, NC. She'd be waiting for me at the Hotel with wine and snacks when I got in. Let the festivities begin! I'll take the older women anyday. They like it. View Quote |
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Quoted: That was all well and good when I was in my 20s and 30s. Now that I am 54, I want the younger, nubile bodied babes. View Quote Amen. I am 24 and the young and nubile (within legal limits, of course) are better. I don't care how "experienced" the woman is. That concept is way overrated, at least for males with respect to females. |
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Quoted: Young ones? Nah.........no thanks. Even as a young guy I looked for the older women. They are better people. They will usually do anything for you. The young ones want you to do for them. I was 24 and had a wonderful woman of 42 in Durham, NC. She'd be waiting for me at the Hotel with wine and snacks when I got in. Let the festivities begin! I'll take the older women anyday. They like it. View Quote Right on, Tumor! When I was a po-ass broke college student I got myself a mid-40s woman. She was absolutely the most trouble-free companion I ever had. She would never call me on the phone; I always had to call her. I only called her once a week and that was to make plans to go out, not for chit chat. She was witty, intelligent, generous, and always picked up the tab when we went out to the (nicest) restaurants in town. And she didn't give me any shit about dating other girls, either. -Nick Viejo. |
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The good thing about younger women is, what they lack in experience, they make up for with enthusiasm!!!
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the 3 most overrated things in the world:
1. Cocaine 2. Porsches 3.Teenage pu$$y If I got single tomorrow, at age 51, I wouldn't even LOOK at a woman under 40!!! |
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I can go with the emotional baggage of women my age. They are too messed up and don't realize that they are competing against younger women.
As for under 20, they can be apain, if they are too immature. Had a 26 yo that wanted sex and had a rich husband....HAHA I was a boy toy!,had a 24 yo that was more immature and messed up than any I haveever been with. Have to look at the woman as a whole person. Also most of you 20 something yo guys, are too interested in skinny playboy types, you are too quick in the draw....Women like to be treated as women and as people, sex obects comes in time. YOu get ayounger woman that has had enough of guys trying to get her in bed on the first date...... she will die for you when you take your time. |
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Quoted: I dated an 18 year old girl once when I was 33. She started talking about this Dr Dre guy and I figured she was raving about her gynocologist until about 10 minutes into this conversation I realized she was talking about a "rap star". View Quote Whew! Speaking of gynoCoLoGist....... Most young girls (under 20) I ever dated had some problemos down there! A little on the Oderous side for me! [puke] Older mature wimmins know how to take (clean) care of themselves! |
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Quoted: I have absolutely NOTHING in common with a 19 year old girl.............. View Quote One Word "THONGS" [:D] |
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