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Posted: 1/18/2015 7:58:31 PM EDT
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Cereberus because a Dragon would always be catching the drapes on fire.
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Leprechaun.
Lots of gold, plus I'll bet it'll be funny as shit to get that little bastard drunk at a party. |
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Dragon
Catch meat and cook it for you And get you gold n stuff Plus flying |
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I'd pick the Troll since I've been getting so much experience with them here .
Mainly I want one to beat the fuck out of because of all the crap they start. gd |
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Yeah, dragon's hard to beat.
Gryphon, maybe? More warm blooded parts, might be easier to use for picking up chicks. |
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Do you have any idea what the barking would be like when company knocks on the door? Or every time the paper boy rides by? Pass. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Cereberus because a Dragon would always be catching the drapes on fire. Do you have any idea what the barking would be like when company knocks on the door? Or every time the paper boy rides by? Pass. On the other hand, I doubt the Jehova Witnesses would be waking me up on Saturday morning more than one more time. |
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Quoted: Yeah, dragon's hard to beat. Gryphon, maybe? More warm blooded parts, might be easier to use for picking up chicks. View Quote I would do the Eddie Murphy as Teddy Pendergrass thing with my dragon and scare the bitches into liking me. You got! You got! You got! What I need! Not get on my dragon, sweatheart.
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Quoted: Quetzalcoatl Because it might be able to get me in to the USA Has the benefit of demanding human sacrifice of Brady types and assorted liberals. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/88/Quetzalcoatl_telleriano.jpg View Quote Is he qualified to fly an Argentine marked C130? Because I would love to be of assistance. Would even volunteer on my free weekends.
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You could bang her once and then you're dead. Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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a succubus. You could bang her once and then you're dead. Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go. If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex. |
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Quoted: View Quote Pretty hard to turn down a pet dragon, I think. That would be me on top, going to the grocery store (after the gym). Of course, it would be body paint, because I'm not a filthy inky. |
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Quoted: If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: a succubus. You could bang her once and then you're dead. Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go. If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex. They drain your life force during sex. It's science.
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I'd say Dragon.
Nearly impenetrable armor/scales, can fly and breath fire. Dragon has to be the baddest mythological creature ever thought up.
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They drain your life force during sex. It's science. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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a succubus. You could bang her once and then you're dead. Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go. If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex. They drain your life force during sex. It's science. And make you sing duets from the Poseidon Adventure.... |
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A muse? You get to bang and have inspiration in your chosen discipline.
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View Quote Not looking very beastly there. But she does look part Asian. I would do her.
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Quoted: View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Cereberus because a Dragon would always be catching the drapes on fire. Do you have any idea what the barking would be like when company knocks on the door? Or every time the paper boy rides by? Pass. It's not as bad as you'd think. If you could ride a dragon I would pick one of those. |
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I would be torn between a Nemean lion and the Pegasus. but then again, the ichthyocentaurs would steal the show
eta has anyone said chupacabra yet? |
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I would do the Eddie Murphy as Teddy Pendergrass thing with my dragon and scare the bitches into liking me. You got! You got! You got! What I need! Not get on my dragon, sweatheart. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Yeah, dragon's hard to beat. Gryphon, maybe? More warm blooded parts, might be easier to use for picking up chicks. I would do the Eddie Murphy as Teddy Pendergrass thing with my dragon and scare the bitches into liking me. You got! You got! You got! What I need! Not get on my dragon, sweatheart. You win! eddies delirious stand up is hilarious |
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Minotaur. D'I mean Bull Man. Good to have in combat with you. Can be a good friend.
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Quoted: Hitting a succubus on the nose with a rolled up magazine and firmly saying no probably wouldn't work that well. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: a succubus. You could bang her once and then you're dead. Death by snu snu, though, so i guess there's worse ways to go. If you can train a dog to not shit in the house, you can train a succubus to not murder you after sex. But it would be hot. Naughty succubus! |
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If I choose a pet dragon, am I liable for the Asian airliners he eats?
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Tarrasque http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/228/5/4/warped_chaos_tarrasque_by_unded-d5ba28s.jpg View Quote Now that's a tad excessive. |
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