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Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:40:21 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By buckshot_jim:


Kraken
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Nice.







I mean, how many times are you ever going to need a Kraken?







But having one?




I predict zero problems with the neighbors in the foreseeable future.









Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:43:38 PM EDT
Dragon



Home protection.( Free feeding protecting the neighborhood)



Daily transportation to work. Who would fuck with this ride?



Take it to the camp.



Great at barbeques.
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Jörmungand
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:47:31 PM EDT
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In this thread we find out who used to wack-off to the Monster Manual.







 
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Originally Posted By swede1986:


Jörmungand
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I'm not googling that.




Pic or GTFO
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:51:25 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By swede1986:


Jörmungand
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Kind of big but feeding it would be a problem.



 
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Can you use wish or reality revision to help destroy that thing?
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:52:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By primuspilum:

 


I'm not googling that.

Pic or GTFO
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Originally Posted By primuspilum:
Originally Posted By swede1986:
Jörmungand

 


I'm not googling that.

Pic or GTFO

It's a big snake.

Thor kills it, but is himself mortally poisoned by it, during Ragnarök.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:54:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Win_88:


Kind of big but feeding it would be a problem.
 
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Originally Posted By Win_88:
Originally Posted By swede1986:
Jörmungand


Kind of big but feeding it would be a problem.
 

He'll just hibernate on the ocean floor, until I wake him up and he destroys the World.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:54:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By primuspilum:

 


I'm not googling that.

Pic or GTFO
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Originally Posted By primuspilum:
Originally Posted By swede1986:
Jörmungand

 


I'm not googling that.

Pic or GTFO


Loki and Angrboda's kid.

Big snake.  Really, really big snake.

Thor kills it, gets poisoned, dies.

ETA: Beat while looking up Loki's giantess girlfriend's name.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:54:15 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By swede1986:





It's a big snake.



Thor kills it, but is himself mortally poisoned by it, during Ragnarök.
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Originally Posted By swede1986:



Originally Posted By primuspilum:


Originally Posted By swede1986:

Jörmungand


 





I'm not googling that.



Pic or GTFO



It's a big snake.



Thor kills it, but is himself mortally poisoned by it, during Ragnarök.




 






Ah.  World serpent.







Seriously, I've never seen that name, but I have read Norse mythology.







We must get the Norwegian terms (not kidding).






Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:55:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By primuspilum:

 


Ah.  World serpent.


Seriously, I've never seen that name, but I have read Norse mythology.


We must get the Norwegian terms (not kidding).


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Originally Posted By primuspilum:
Originally Posted By swede1986:
Originally Posted By primuspilum:
Originally Posted By swede1986:
Jörmungand

 


I'm not googling that.

Pic or GTFO

It's a big snake.

Thor kills it, but is himself mortally poisoned by it, during Ragnarök.

 


Ah.  World serpent.


Seriously, I've never seen that name, but I have read Norse mythology.


We must get the Norwegian terms (not kidding).



We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent).
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:55:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By primuspilum:





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Pretty hard to turn down a pet dragon, I think.







That would be me on top, going to the grocery store (after the gym).




Of course, it would be body paint, because I'm not a filthy inky.




 


The key question when choosing a mythological creature as a pet, is, "What can I have sex with, without people judging me?"



 
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:56:22 PM EDT
Succubus or Dryad, kind of depends on how kinky I'm feeling.
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Originally Posted By swede1986:





We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent).
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Originally Posted By primuspilum:


Originally Posted By swede1986:


Originally Posted By primuspilum:


Originally Posted By swede1986:

Jörmungand


 





I'm not googling that.



Pic or GTFO



It's a big snake.



Thor kills it, but is himself mortally poisoned by it, during Ragnarök.


 





Ah.  World serpent.





Seriously, I've never seen that name, but I have read Norse mythology.





We must get the Norwegian terms (not kidding).







We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent).




 



That's the name I've seen.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 8:58:18 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:




Pretty hard to turn down a pet dragon, I think.
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Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:



Originally Posted By primuspilum:





Pretty hard to turn down a pet dragon, I think.







That would be me on top, going to the grocery store (after the gym).




Of course, it would be body paint, because I'm not a filthy inky.




 


The key question when choosing a mythological creature as a pet, is, "What can I have sex with, without people judging me?"

 




 



Smaug not withstanding, dragons are almost always female and assume hot chick form...usually gingers.









Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:04:48 PM EDT
Pegasus
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Originally Posted By swede1986:

We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent).
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I thought Thor and the Midgard Serpent are constantly in a struggle and neither side ever wins?
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Liger, known for their magical powers
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Dragon or Succubus.  
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Depends on who has to clean up after them...




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Originally Posted By itchinesu:
Liger, known for their magical powers
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This



It's pretty much my favorite animal......
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:13:01 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By ArmyInfantryVet:





 
I thought Thor and the Midgard Serpent are constantly in a struggle and neither side ever wins?
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Originally Posted By swede1986:

We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent).


 
I thought Thor and the Midgard Serpent are constantly in a struggle and neither side ever wins?




 



Until Ragnarok.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:14:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ArmyInfantryVet:

  I thought Thor and the Midgard Serpent are constantly in a struggle and neither side ever wins?
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Originally Posted By ArmyInfantryVet:
Originally Posted By swede1986:
We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent).

  I thought Thor and the Midgard Serpent are constantly in a struggle and neither side ever wins?

No, they're both supposed to die at the end of Ragnarök.
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Originally Posted By swede1986:
No, they're both supposed to die at the end of Ragnarök.
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Originally Posted By swede1986:





Originally Posted By ArmyInfantryVet:




Originally Posted By swede1986:


We also call it Midgårdsormen (the Midgard Serpent).



  I thought Thor and the Midgard Serpent are constantly in a struggle and neither side ever wins?





No, they're both supposed to die at the end of Ragnarök.





 






Or Götterdämmerung if you prefer.
















 
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Originally Posted By Jag-grad:
Pegasus  
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THIS.  No special logistics requirement for feeding and housing, they fly and if chicks dig horses, they'll certainly drop their pants for a ride on a flying horse.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:19:25 PM EDT
Elf
Dryad
Hamadryad
Alicorn
Golden goose

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Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:

The key question when choosing a mythological creature as a pet, is, "What can I have sex with, without people judging me?"
 
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My original answer was going to be Unicorn until I remembered GD might judge me to be a brony and burn me at the stake.
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Dobby!











Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:27:27 PM EDT
In order of preference:

Alicorn.

Gryphon.

Dragon.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:28:50 PM EDT
Phoenix.  It'll keep coming back when it dies.
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How about a benevolent genie? Ideally a hot one!

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Originally Posted By Michael:
How about a benevolent genie? Preferably a hot one!

http://i60.tinypic.com/2w4i5o1.jpg
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As you wish...

Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:40:59 PM EDT
Whatever the flying dog thing was from A Neverending story
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Originally Posted By 74novaman:
a succubus.  

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winner
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macho man dragon


ff to 2:09



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Originally Posted By Sirveaux:
Originally Posted By Michael:
How about a benevolent genie? Preferably a hot one!

http://i60.tinypic.com/2w4i5o1.jpg


As you wish...

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/14/146991/2848560-WISHMASTER.jpg


That is why I included the work "benevolent" in my suggestion...
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 9:57:49 PM EDT
whats the half human half horse one? I'd take a female one of those. don't judge me.
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Id take a Lagertha




Link Posted: 1/18/2015 10:01:54 PM EDT
Are we talking Dungeons and Dragons dragons with different abilities based on color?  That makes a huge difference.
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Beholder
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Originally Posted By MrRezister:


My original answer was going to be Unicorn until I remembered GD might judge me to be a brony and burn me at the stake.
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Originally Posted By MrRezister:
Originally Posted By Rogue_UK:

The key question when choosing a mythological creature as a pet, is, "What can I have sex with, without people judging me?"
 


My original answer was going to be Unicorn until I remembered GD might judge me to be a brony and burn me at the stake.


Unicorn? What's the point in having a pet you can't touch?

Oh.....uh, have fun with your unicorn, bud.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 8:42:56 AM EDT
Golem. (Traditional, not JRR Tolkien.)



Doesn't poop. Doesn't eat. Doesn't breathe. Doesn't make noise.  Until I want it to that is.




All that other stuff is going to make for a full time pooper-scooper, trainer, feeder, and cage cleaner.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 1:12:59 PM EDT
Dragon, no more heating bill

Free HD, and flying. Nuff said.
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