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Posted: 10/5/2004 5:29:31 PM EDT
Got this idea from another discussion. Post your funny, gross or serious cadence here.
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Airborne airborne whats the word, were gonna jump from the big iron bird.
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C130 rollin down the strip, Recon daddy gonna take a little trip.
Stand up, buckle up, shuffle to the door, jump right out and count to four. |
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Momma told Johnny not to go downtown
The Marine Corps Recruiter was hanging around Johnny wouldnt listen and he went anyway to hear what the recruiter had to say recruiter asked johnny what he wanted to be Johnny said Marine Corps infantry Johnny got shipped off to Vietnam to go and kill the yellow man he killed 100 men with his rifle and blade God only knows how many lives he saved Johnny was bad and he was brave johnny jumped on a hand grenade before he died this is what he said to tell his momma when he was dead he said momma momma dont you cry the Marine Corps motto is SEMPER FI! |
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The mods on this site totally suck, I complained to Goat, but he don't give a fuck!
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Went something like this "Running thru the jungle with a stick in my hand, meanest M#$%erF%$#er all across the land". SFC Barnes, one of our "Smokes" sang this in Ft Stewart on every one of our morning runs. Great cadence for running, it got everyone pumped up for the last mile of the run.
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Down in Mississippi
Near New Orleans Lived a bad motherfucker Named Alligator Green Alligator green drive a GTO Listen to rock and roll on the radio Alligator said that before he died, Just five things that he want to ride Bicycle, tricycle, automobile, A fat assed chick on a ferris wheel He lined a hundred women up against the wall Bet a thousand dollars he could fuck'em all Fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue Backed up, jacked off, fucked the other two ****************************************** |
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has anyone heard of one like this, I wanna be a 60 gunner makes the killin much more funner 60 gunner killins funner... I wanna be a mountain climber.
any help? |
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WAR PIGS, that Black Sabbath tune is a great running cadence especially if the cadence caller is good. Sounds great with a 150+ guys screaming it.
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POST YOUR FAVORITE RUNNING CADENCES!
(badeffect, i have to call cadence on a 5 mile run tomorrow, and I've NEVER run to a cadence. If you'd alter the title of your thread, I'd appreciate it...!) |
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Big plus 1 |
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who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!! whos yellow and porous, absorbent is he... SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!! ETC... |
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Called in the same pattern Ozzy does it? |
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m16 and a riot shotgun
going to McDonalds for some some put the waitress on her knees do with her as you please if you really what a thrill put the cooks face on the grill Ronald McDonald... he must die shove a McStraw in his eye |
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Anyone know the one gunny does in FMJ. The one you can't hear the words to? |
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I'll help you out, here's one you could probably use: The beginning gets everyone in step. As you can see, cadence is called on the Left foot. Eft, eft, eft right lay-eft Low righty lay-eft eft right lay-eft Low right oh lay-eft efty right oh left Mamma and pappa were layin' in bed mamma rolled over an this is what she said Ah give me some! ah give me some! PT! PT! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Good for you Good for me Everyday PT One mile No good Two mile No good Three mile Warmin' up Four mile Gettin' better Five mile! That's it Five mile No sweat Every day! PT etc, etc... I don't know what type of people you'll be around but this is a good generic cadence and won't piss people off by yelling about killing babies and rape, pillage, and plundering. |
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Model A Ford and a tank full of gas, mouth full of pussy and a hand full of ass.
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Dont let your dinalingle dangle in the dirt, pick up your dingaling and tie it to your shirt.
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Lo Ri Lay-oh
Lef Ri a Lay-oh a Lah Ri Lay-oh A Lefty Right-a Lo Mamma and a Papa was a lyin in bed..... |
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I like the Firesign Theatre's cadence:
You ain't got no friends on the Left (You're Right!) You ain't got no friends on the Right (You're Left!) Hound dog (One two) Poontang (Tree Frog) Hound dog, poontang, coontown (I'se white!) www.firesigntheater.com/chat/logs/fstchat_20030424.html |
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From my late great father - former ranger, former POW in Korea and joyful participant in Vietnam.
And it goes a little something like this: I left my gal a way out west, thought this army life was best, now she's someone else's wife, and I'll be marching the rest of my life...... or: I don't know but I've been told, eskimo pussy is mighty cold. |
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Jarhead, jarhead, where ya been?
Down in the galley, drunk on gin. Jarhead, jarhead, what'd you do? Punched out the first mate, threw up on him too. |
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I had forgot about that one, too funny! |
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<insert a few "left right a lei o's" or "Lo righta lay o's" as needed between below verses>
My granddaddy was a horse marine everything he wore was marine corps green he ate his steaks eight inches thick and picked his teeth with a guidon stick when my granddaddy was seventy one he did his PT just for fun When my granddaddy was seventy two he ran his PT better than you when my granddaddy was seventy three he lead the PT for the infantry when my granddaddy was seventy four he got infected by a phillipine whore my granddaddy turned seventy seven the year he died and went to heaven when my granddaddy was seventy eight he was side-straddle-hoppin through the pearly gates by the time ole' grandpa was seventy nine he had ole' JC doublin' time --------------------------------------------- |
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Not really a cadence, but more of a marching jodie . . .
To the tume of "The Candy Man" Who can take a baby Put it in his bed? whip out his crank and fuck the soft spot in his head the S&M man Oh the S&M man he's the only one who can he makes the hurtin' feel good Who can take your Grandma and a lead pipe? shove 'tween her ears and ride her like a bike the S&M man Oh the S&M man he's the only one who can he makes the hurtin' feel good Who can take a baseball shove it in her crack? make her pitch a curve when you beat her with a bat the S&M man Oh the S&M man he's the only one who can he makes the hurtin' feel good Those were good days _Disconnector_ |
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or....
C130 rollin down the strip recon daddy gonna take a little trip stand up, hook up, and shuffle to the door jump right out and shout marine corps if I die in a combat zone box me up and ship me home pin my medals on my chest and tell my girl I did my best lay my body six feet down until you hear it hit the ground I bet five dollars up to this day when it hits the bottom you'll hear me say... I wanna be a drill instructor I wanna cut off all of my hair I wanna be a drill instructor I wanna wear that "smokey bear" |
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my girls a vegetable she lives in a hospital and I'd buy her anything to keep her alive she's got no arms or legs all she's got are hooks and pegs and I'd buy her anything to keep her alive she's got her own t.v. they call it an EKG and I'd buy her anything to keep her alive she wears a diaper on her ass and eats her steaks from a glass and I'd buy her anything to keep her alive |
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Up from a sub sixty feet below
SCUBA to the surface and I'm ready to go Breast stroke and side stroke and swim to the shore I hit the beach and I'm ready for war Grease gun and K-Bar by my side These are the tools that will make men die! |
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SGTKIWI, I changed and added a couple lines, hope you don't mind |
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Not at all, reading yours made me realize it has been some years |
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A little bird
With yellow bill Lands upon My windowsill I coaxed him in'With Bits of breas And then I smashed His fucking head The moral of This story be Don't ever fuck With TKE OK, its what my pledges used to run to... never served in the military. |
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I know what you mean. 15 years ago today we left forming and picked up our regular Drill Instructors at MCRD San Diego. That's a day forever etched in my memory! Hell, I'm so motivated right now I need to find a copy FMJ or Heartbreak Ridge. |
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Do you remember the dead whore song?
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Back in 1775 my Marine Corps came alive
first there came the color of green to show the world that we are mean next there came the color of white to show the world that were ready to fight then there came the color of gold to show the world that we are bold next there came the color of red to show the world the blood we shed next there came the color of blue to show the world that were still true your left right left your lefty right lo....... |
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I wanna be an Air Force Pilot
I want to fly an F-16 I wanna fly with the canopy open So I can hear the Iraqis scream |
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My AIT was at Ft Gordon which was a lot of techie/crypto kind of stuff. Our cadence went something like this:
C130 rolling down the strip Crypto-Ranger on a one-way trip Stand up, hook up, fall back to the floor Ain't no way I'm going out that door Cause I'm Crypto ... Ranger .... Far from ... Danger LL |
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Down by the water where nobody goes,
sat a pretty young girl without no clothes. Along came a jarhead swingin a chain, he sat down beside her and he started to sing. Singin lo righty layo etc etc He said I was out to sea for over 6 months, I gotta get some lovin or I'm gonna bust. Yer the cutest thang I ever did see, come on a do some bends and thrusts with me singin lo righty layo etc etc Well he got some lovin and all was well, but three months later she started to swell. Six months, Nine Months and out it came, A tiny little jarhead swingin a chain Runnin through the desert with our M16s We're hard chargin devil dog United States Marines We take our rifles and we aim them well, sending all them raghead bastards straight to hell. I was on patrol near a little gooner town, the next thing I know we were hittin the ground. Machine gun bullets flyin all around my head, I said s**t muthaf**ka cause I thought I was dead. I took a look around and what did I see? A little gooner sniper shootin at me. Along came the gunny with the WP and blew that muthaf**ka right outa the tree. |
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this was my favorite from last summer at Knox:
C-130 Rolling down the strip. Airborne ranger on a one-way trip. Mission unspoken, destination unknown. They don't even know if they'll ever come home. Stand up hook up, shuffle to the door. Jump right out and count to four. If my main don't open wide. I've got a reserve my by side. If that one don't fail me too. Look out ground, I'm a comin through! Pin my medals upon my chest, and bury me in the front leaning rest. When I get to heaven. St. Peter's gonna say. How'd you earn your livin? How'd you earn your pay? And I will reply with a little bit of anger: Earned my pay as an Airborne Ranger Ranger! Danger! |
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He-ey-ey Army
Tank drivin army Roll on out and follow me I'm the US Navy Hey-ey-ey Air Force High flyin Air Force Take your planes and follow me I'm the US Navy Hey-ey Marine Corps Hard core Marine Corps Grab your rifle, follow me I'm the US Navy He-ey-ey Navy World's strongest Navy Get aboard and follow me I'm the Naval Academy --Picked it up at NASS |
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Here I sit all broken hearted,
try to shit but only farted, Later on I took a chance, try to fart and shit my pants. |
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Got a letter in the Mail...
Said "Go to War or Go to Jail"... And it won't Beee Lo-ong... 'TILL I get back home |
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Could you all PLEASE post the titles to these candences if you know them, so that we will be able to search and D/L them!!
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I hate all those "my <insert your MOS> is highspeed" cadences. In my unit were generally change cadences a bit to make fun of the existing stuff. Since we're in the 82nd, we basically rip the airborne cadences all morning.. especailly that "c-130 rolling down the strip..." crap.
Heres one I heard yesterday I liked... A-10 A-10 flying high drop that napalm from the sky. See those kids by the river drop some napalm watch them quiver. Napalm sticks to kids! Napalm sticks to kids! See those kids by the lake drop some napalm watch them bake. Napalm sticks to kids! Napalm sticks to kids! See those kids the hut shove some napalm up their butt! Napalm sticks to kids! Napalm sticks to kids! |
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Y'all run pretty slow.
Most of those posted are marching cadences. Marching cadences are better, but you need running cadences more. Its been a while. Lets see... When I get to Heaven, St. Peter he will say How'd you earn your livin boy How'd you earn your pay I replied with a little bit of anger Made my livin as an airborne ranger When I get to hell Satin he will say how'd you earn your living boy how'd you earn your pay I replied with a burst to the chest Made my livin putin souls to rest When I get to hell Satin he will say how'd you earn your living boy how'd you earn your pay I replied punch to his face made my livin putting hajis in this place (used to be commies, but we plum out of commies) jesse james said before he died Name five things that he wanted to ride bicycle, tricycle automobile Bull legged woman and a ferris wheel A is for airborne I is for in the sky R is for rough and tough B is for born to fly (or die, your pick) O is for on the Go R is for Ranger N is for never quit E is for everyday Cause I'm airborne All the way Saw an old lady walkin' down the street She had a ruck on her back, jungle boots on her feet Hey old lady where you going to? US Army Ranger School hey old lady, ain't you been told? Ranger schools for the brave and the bold Hey little shit (or young puck, ifyou are more politically correct) who you talkin' to? I'm an RI at the Ranger school Saw an old lady walkin' down the street She had a pack on her back, jump boots on her feet Hey old lady where you going to? US Army Airborne School hey old lady, ain't you been told? Airborne schools for the brave and the bold Hey little shit (or young puck, ifyou are more politically correct) who you talkin' to? I'm a black hat at the Airborne school Saw an old lady walkin' down the street She had a tank on her back, fins on her feet Hey old lady where you going to? US Navy SCUBA School hey old lady, ain't you been told? SCUBA schools for the brave and the COLD Hey little shit (or young puck, ifyou are more politically correct) who you talkin' to? I'm the master diver at the SCUBA school Saw an old lady walkin' down the street She had a rope on her back, VBs on her feet Hey old lady where you going to? US Army NORWAR School hey old lady, ain't you been told? NORWAR schools for the brave and the cold Hey little shit (or young puck, ifyou are more politically correct) who you talkin' to? I'm an instructor at the NORWAR school You can make these up for any school you want. These are the ones I went to. Everybody knows C-130. Best kind of cadences are the one you sing on the fly, based on what you see and whats going on. Takes some talent. Two old ladies were lyin in bed One rolled over to the other and said, I wanna be an Airborne Ranger Live the life of guts and danger Airborne Ranger, guts and danger I wanna be SCUBA Diver Swim down in that muddy water SCUBA Diver, Muddy Water I wanna be a Mountain climber Climb that mountain, higher and higher mountain climber, higher and higher I wanna be a forest ranger chipmonks are my only danger forest ranger, chipmonk danger I wanna be a paramedic Shoot me up with anasthetic paramedic, anasthetic You do a roll call of all the ones you called previously and always start with the "Two old ladies line" this will take some more time. 1,2,3, and a quarter i got a date with a generals daughter 1, 2,3 and a blister I got blown by the COs sister (Use this one with caution) this should be enough to get you in trouble. Some marching cadences you can run to if you change the tune. Up in the morning b'fore the break of day I don't like it, no way Eat my breakfast too damn soon Hungry as hell, by noon Went to the mess sgt on my knees sayin' mess sgt, mess sgt, feed me please Mess sgt says with a big ole' grin If you wanna be airborne, ya gotta be thin. Be prepared to forget half of all the cadences you think you know when you start running. |
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Cadences have titles? let me add some... since the base version of this has allready been posted I'll give a modification. We used to run past the 2/75 every morning at Ft Lewis this is what we sang. 'nother fuckin' C130 rollin down the strip wheel fell off and the mother fucker flipped 64 rangers where trapped in side couldn't tell their momma how they died clutching each other like a bunch of fags couldn't even get 'em in the body bags R is for realy stupid A is for asinine N is for nitwit G is for goofball E is for everyone R is for rejects give a litle boy a goofy hat hit'em in the head with a baseball bat make 'em buy a red ford ranger then you've got an airborne ranger I don't want to be an airborne ranger I don't want to cut off all of my hair I wanna live a life of sex and danger then don't become an airborne ranger We allways had plenty of fights at the snackbar between the barracks |
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Two of my faves....
When I go to heaven St. Peter He will say How did you earn your living? How did you earn your pay? My reply was with a little bit of thunder, Earned my living, killing down under! When I go to bars The girls they will say How did you earn your living? How did you earn your pay? My reply was with a cool kinda nod, Earned my living killing Commies for my God! When I go ho-ome The hippies they will say How did you earn your living? How did you earn your pay? My reply as I pulled out my knife, Get outta my way before I take your life! Hee-eey Army! Backpacking Army! Pick up your packs and run with me, We are the sons of UDT! Hee-eey Marine Corps! Bullet sponge Marine Corps! Pick your steps and run with me, We are the sons of UDT! Hee-eey Air force! Low flying Air force! Get on your planes and follow me, We are the sons of UDT! Hee-eey Coast Guard! Puddle pirate Coast Guard! Get on your boats and follow me, We are the sons of UDT! Hee-eey Navy! Worlds finest Navy! Get on your ships and follow me, We are the sons of UDT! |
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Went to the play ground
Where all the kiddies play! Pulled out my shotgun And blew them all away! Your left right right right KILL! Your left right right right THRILL! Went to the market Where service is a must! Pulled out my Uzi And turned them all to dust! Your left right right right KILL! Your left right right right THRILL! Went to the Airport Where all the people fly! Primed up some C4 And watched the people die! Your left right right right KILL! Your left right right right THRILL! Went to the movies Where people go to laugh! Set off my claymore And cut them all in half! Your left right right right KILL! Your left right right right THRILL! This can go on and on and on depending on how twisted you are! |
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