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Link Posted: 10/6/2004 10:09:14 PM EDT
[#1]
You had a good home when you left
your right

your momma was there when you left
your right

your sister was there when you left
your right

your brother was there when you left
your right

Sound off
One two
Sound off
Three four

Sound off
One two three four

Sound off

Ain't no since in going home
Jody done got your gal and gone

Sound off Sound off
Sound off


SOUND OFF!!!!!


Bob
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:12:24 AM EDT
[#2]
when i came out of my mommas womb
i found myself in the delivery room

crawled on out and rappelled to the floor
cut the umbilical and made for the door

butter knife sword and little baby shoes
blood stripe diaper and baby dress blues

down the hall i heard some cryin like heck
crawled in and yelled ATTENTION ON DECK

i trained the other babies now i got it made
im the new CO of the baby brigade
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:22:00 AM EDT
[#3]
I actually remember this crap:


A Yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Was sittin' on
My window sill
I lured him in
With a piece of bread
Then I smashed
His f*ckin' head...





(ETA: Jodie can kiss may ass)
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:30:32 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Not really a cadence, but more of a marching jodie . . .

To the tume of "The Candy Man"


Who can take a baby
Put it in his bed?
whip out his crank and fuck the soft spot in his head
the S&M man

Oh the S&M man
he's the only one who can
he makes the hurtin' feel good

Who can take your Grandma
and a lead pipe?
shove 'tween her ears and ride her like a bike
the S&M man

Oh the S&M man
he's the only one who can
he makes the hurtin' feel good

Who can take a baseball
shove it in her crack?
make her pitch a curve when you beat her with a bat
the S&M man

Oh the S&M man
he's the only one who can
he makes the hurtin' feel good

Those were good days

_Disconnector_



Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:37:25 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Dont let your dinalingle dangle in the dirt, pick up your dingaling and tie it to your shirt.



the next verse is:
Don't let your dingalingal dangle in the grass
pick up your dingalingle and stick it up your hock.gif


I run ~3 miles almost every other day while listening to various USMC running cadences (ripped from the cd's onto mp3 player)  My favorite one is, of course, the Recon one.hug.gif
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:44:57 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Model A Ford and a tank full of gas, mouth full of pussy and a hand full of ass.



  Thats awesome!

My favorite, though graffic and I can't really remember how it goes...

Burn the villiage kill the people,
Lite a fire in the square.
Start a fire in the steeple,
While the people are at prayer.
Put some candy in the school yard,
Watch the children gather round.
Lock and load my M16 now,
And mow the little bastards down.

Couldn't believe it when I heard it, but it stuck!
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:49:40 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
WAR PIGS, that Black Sabbath tune is a great running cadence especially if the cadence caller is good.  Sounds great with a 150+ guys screaming it.



Big plus 1



Called in the same pattern Ozzy does it?



Ozzy pretty much sings it in the exact time to run to.  It rocks when done right.




Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death’s construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds, oh lord yeah!

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to the poor

Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait ’till their judgement day comes, yeah!

Now in darkness, world stops turning
As the war machine keeps burning
No more war pigs of the power
Hand of God has sturck the hour
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees, the war pigs crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
All right now!

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 8:54:43 AM EDT
[#8]
One more short one I'll throw in that one of our Drill Instructors threw out a couple days before graduation of Boot Camp;

Three more days and I'll be home,
Eatin' Suzie in the combat prone!

After 3 months at MCRD and three days to grad, that definately got us fired up!

Semper Fi!
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 6:19:11 PM EDT
[#9]

One more short one I'll throw in that one of our Drill Instructors threw out a couple days before graduation of Boot Camp;

Three more days and I'll be home,
Eatin' Suzie in the combat prone!

After 3 months at MCRD and three days to grad, that definately got us fired up!

Semper Fi!



Link Posted: 10/8/2004 11:28:02 PM EDT
[#10]
"Dirty Deeds" from AC/DC, and "Whip It" from Devo
Link Posted: 10/8/2004 11:35:44 PM EDT
[#11]
My personal favorite......



Napalm Sticks to Kids

We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Chorus: Napalm sticks to kids,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Goods in the open, making hay,
But I can hear the gunships say,
"There'll be no Chieu Hoi today,"
Napalm sticks to kids.

See those farmers over there,
Watch me get them with a pair,
Blood and guts just everywhere,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've only seen it happen twice,
But both times it was mighty nice,
Shooting peasants planting rice,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Napalm, son, is lots of fun,
Dropped in a bomb or shot from a gun,
It gets the gooks when on the run,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Drop some napalm on a farm,
It won't do them any harm,
Just burn off their legs and arms,
Napalm sticks to kids.

CIA with guns for hire,
Montagnards around a fire,
Napalm makes the fire go higher,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've been told it's not so neat,
To catch gooks burning in the street,
But burning flesh, it smells to sweet,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Children sucking on a mother's tit,
Wounded gooks down in a pit,
Dow Chemical doesn't give a shit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Bombadiers don't care a bit,
Just as long as the pieces fit,
When you stuff the bodies in a pit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Eighteen kids in a No Fire Zone,
Rooks under arms and going home,
Last in line goes home alone,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Chuck in a sampan, sitting in the stern,
They don't think their boats will burn,
Those damn gooks will never learn,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Cobras flying in the sun,
Killing gooks is lots of fun,
Get one pregnant and it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Shoot civilians where they sit,
Take some pictures as you split,
All your life you'll remember it,
Napalm sticks to kids.

NVA are all hard core,
Flechettes never are a bore,
Throw those PSYOPS out the door,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gather kids as you fly over town,
By throwing candy on the ground,
Then grease 'em when they gather 'round,
Napalm sticks to kids.

!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:15:35 AM EDT
[#12]
That Hypothetical Masturbatin' Sonovabitch Columbo

In fourteen hundred and 92
a sailor from new-gilly
walked around the streets of spain
a-playin with his willie

he said the world was round though!
he said it could be found though!
that hypothetical masturbatin' sonofabitch Columbo!

He walked right up the the queen of spain
demanding ships and cargo
he said i'll be a sonofabitch
if i don't bring back chicago

he said the world was round though!
he said it could be found though!
that hypothetical masturbatin' sonofabitch Columbo!

said ferdinand to isabelle
"his plan seems mighty hasty!"
said isabelle to ferdinand
"i think the fuckers crazy!"

he said the world was round though!
he said it could be found though!
that hypothetical masturbatin' sonofabitch Columbo!

the queen, she gave him three great ships
each one a triple decker!
the queen, she waved her handkerchief
columbo waved his pecker!

he said the world was round though!
he said it could be found though!
that hypothetical masturbatin' sonofabitch Columbo!

for 40 days and 40 nights
they sailed the broad atlantic
if it hadn't been for the sheep on board
the men, they would have panicked

he said the world was round though!
he said it could be found though!
that hypothetical masturbatin' sonofabitch Columbo!

the cabin boy, the cabin boy
that fiesty little nipper!
lined his ass with broken glass
and circumcised the skipper!

he said the world was round though!
he said it could be found though!
that hypothetical masturbatin' sonofabitch Columbo!

upon the shore they spotted a whore
and off came shirts and collars!
in 40 days and 40 nights
she made a million dollars!

he said the world was round though!
he said it could be found though!
that hypothetical masturbatin' sonofabitch Columbo!




and a slight variation:

C130 rollin down the strip
hit a rock, and it did a flip
64 rangers trapped inside
burned alive, kentucky fried!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 9:54:38 AM EDT
[#13]
Fort Lewis  1967


I don't know but I've been told

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

Am I right or wrong?

Your right

Your right

Your left right left
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