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What do you mean it takes 12 pancakes to shingle a dog house?
Don't these people know that footballs don't have feathers? |
Lay off the peyote, dude.
The kill-switch trick:
Ride up on the right side of one of your buddies while you're going down the road, and slap his kill switch while in motion.
The defense for it, is to smack his hand away by raising your right elbow.
The ignition key trick:
At a traffic light, stop on the left side of one of your buddies. When the cross-street light goes yellow, point to his right, to distract him. Then reach over and snatch his ignition key and drop it on the ground before taking off. If it's somebody you don't like, take the key and drop it a block down the road.
The sidestand trick:
(WARNING- WHAT HAPPENS MAY NOT ACTUALLY BE FUNNY)
As you come up to a red light, put your sidestand down and get the bike in neutral. Stop on the left side of one of your buddies. Reach over and give him a shove on his left shoulder. When he shoves you back, pretend to lose your balance, falling to the left, off your bike. When he sees you coming off your bike and your bike going over, he'll just about drop his own bike to try to catch yours, not seeing that your sidestand is going to catch your bike. It's only funny if he doesn't drop his own bike in the process.