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8/2/2010 11:49:34 AM EDT
Been lurking for a while and got busted by Matt45 about filling out a question list, I will take a shot at it if someone would post it up here

I know it is a custom to supply the beer:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g110/dudeinanigloo/Beer/kokanee.jpg

and the:

http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww127/aowdpics/Keith/jack_daniels.jpg

and for some people even the:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y183/louisamulholland/Cakes%20and%20Buns/thong-cookies.jpg

Damn, I hope I did that right

8/2/2010 12:15:58 PM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:





Been lurking for a while and got busted by Matt45 about filling out a question list, I will take a shot at it if someone would post it up here
 

As with many other things the questionnaire can be found on the


Washington Hometown Forum Help & Links Page
You can also benefit by reading the current suggested guidelines of our largest event, LCR Shoots, written courtesy of Team Member CarbineMonoxide, the WAHTF Bar Analogy written by PCR-00, and filling out the WAHTF Questionnaire.

 
 
 
8/2/2010 12:37:42 PM EDT
[#2]
Dayumm, for a nutty rag tag band of people, WAHTF is becoming more and more efficient, what with all the stickies, even the questionnaire is all ready to go



New comers even know to bring beer and expect the questionnaire.
8/2/2010 12:37:54 PM EDT
[#3]
STAND BY! Some corrections need to be made

8/2/2010 12:44:20 PM EDT
[#4]
OK, carry on.  Hell, I'll even post it for you.





Where is the beer?

Why should we think you're not a Fed?

What part of the state do you live in?

Is it whisky or whiskey?

Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice?

Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify)

9mm or .40?

.40 or .45?

9mm or .45?

.40 or 10mm?

10mm or .45?

.223 or 5.56?

.308 or .30-06?

dogs or cats?

FMJ or HP?

AK or AR?

AR or FAL?

Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other?

Do you like Gladiator movies?

Ever seen a grown man naked?

Chupacabra: Real or myth?

Same for Bigfoot?

How about Nessie?

Union or freedom?

Cheap beer or Micro brew?

Beans or no beans in chili?

Is Carhart clothing hickish?

Do you powder "the Boyz"?

Chuck Norris or Steven Segal?

Would you wear a thigh holster?

What's the phone number for 911?

Romeos or tennis shoes?

Do retards look normal when they cum?

What color was George Washington's white horse?

What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64?

How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across?

Militia- Org or UnOrg?

Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal".

What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst?

If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone?

Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf?

How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog?

Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief?

What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat?

Where are all the best shooting spots?

Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA?

Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage?

Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives?

Is your name Mike or Steve?

What is your main goal as a WAHTF member?

How do you feel about elephants?

How many drunk pushups can you do?

What do you mean, you people?

Have you ever been in a cockpit?

Ever been in a turkish prison?

If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ?

Where was Obama born?

Have you ever been tazed while driving?

Who is 1GUNRUNNER?

Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song?

Have you ever worn a fur suit?

Would you drink a beer with Hitler?

Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property?

Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star?

Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days?

Ford or Chevy?

If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you?

Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs?

Would you ever SIHPAPP?

Ever been on an acid trip?

What does the color Yellow taste like?

Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps?

Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight?

Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk?

Some multiple choice qestions:



Part II of II



Some multiple choice qestions, highlight the correct answer in RED:



Bud light tastes like:

a. glacier water

b. a camel's ass

c. skunk piss



If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is:

a. pay his tab and call him a cab

b. get him a cup of coffee

c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge.



People that eat breakfast for dinner are:

a. highly enlightened

b. should be locked up in a rubber room

c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs



Ice in your whiskey:

a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing

b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup

(We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important)





And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions.



PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty?



Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked?



Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs?



OdT would like to know: Are you a cop?



FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be?



Tweak: Have I met your mother?



prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!?



PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is.



161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans?



gettingthat has a few:

Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown?

If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be?

Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties?



Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest?



1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese?



Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control?



Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?!



Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo?



PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?"



DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scene
8/2/2010 1:27:37 PM EDT
[#5]
One more addition to the Questionaire-



Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown?
8/2/2010 1:41:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Where is the beer?  See above
Why should we think you're not a Fed?  I work for a living.  Fed's can be usefull for zeroing the rifle though
What part of the state do you live in? Dry side
Is it whisky or whiskey?  Whiskey
Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice?  No ice, come on now, you don't water it down
Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify)  Nothing wrong with Makers but got to stick with Jack
9mm or .40?  .40
.40 or .45?  .45
9mm or .45?  .45
.40 or 10mm?  .40 but still ought to be .45
10mm or .45?  .45
.223 or 5.56?  5.56, .223 is for the girly men
.308 or .30-06?  .308
dogs or cats?  Cats, good for target practice
FMJ or HP?  77 SMK
AK or AR?  AR
AR or FAL?  AR
Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other?  1911, got to stick with Kimber.  Nothing wrong with a Glock, just like 1911's more
Do you like Gladiator movies?  Yes
Ever seen a grown man naked?  sadly yes, alcohol effects some people I know that way
Chupacabra: Real or myth?  Real
Same for Bigfoot? Real, seems like I have met him
How about Nessie?  Most likely
Union or freedom?  Freedom
Cheap beer or Micro brew?  Rather have Cheap beer over Micro brew
Beans or no beans in chili?  Beans, better way to share with friends later
Is Carhart clothing hickish?  Not around here
Do you powder "the Boyz"?  Naw
Chuck Norris or Steven Segal?  Chuck would kick his ass
Would you wear a thigh holster?  naw, wouldn't go well with my short legs
What's the phone number for 911?  Don't know, handle shit myself so don't need it
Romeos or tennis shoes?  Tennis
Do retards look normal when they cum?  Hell if I know and not gonna find out
What color was George Washington's white horse?  Glacier white
What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64?  16
How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across?  Luckily I don't have retard stamped on my forehead for this one, there is no dirt in a hole
Militia- Org or UnOrg?  UnOrg
Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal".  very tasty
What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst?  Never been there
If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone?  Hell no, but hunting season would be open!

Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf? No
How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog?  One
Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief?  Negative
What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat?  Been to long since I seen that movie, will watch it again and get back to you
Where are all the best shooting spots?  Thats a secret
Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA?  Yes and don't get me started
Is it true DRAVISAR has baggage?  Since this question is asked I would say yes but need more details
Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives?  No need for tin foil
Is your name Mike or Steve?  Negative
What is your main goal as a WAHTF member?  meet some cool people
How do you feel about elephants?  Never gave em much thought, wonder how many well placed rounds to bring it down
How many drunk pushups can you do?  None, too busy drinking
What do you mean, you people?  Exactly that!  What ya gonna do about it?
Have you ever been in a cockpit?  Yes
Ever been in a turkish prison?  Negative
If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ?  yes, should never be that close
Where was Obama born?  Again, don't get me started but can we ship him back where he came from?
Have you ever been tazed while driving?  Negative
Who is 1GUNRUNNER?  Not sure yet, bet, but seems like he is SPECIAL on here
Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song?  Beats me, both
Have you ever worn a fur suit?  Negative
Would you drink a beer with Hitler?  Negative
Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property?  Only if they want their sprayer back in pieces
Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star?  Negative
Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days?  Negative
Ford or Chevy?  Neither!  Dodge
If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you?  Why would anyone want to do that?
Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs?  Hot dog yes, Eggs No
Would you ever SIHPAPP?  Not sure on that one
Ever been on an acid trip?  Negative
What does the color Yellow taste like?  Beats me, I don't eat crayons
Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps?  Isosceles
Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight?  Not that I remember
Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk?  Negative, sound like more target practice

Some multiple choice qestions:

Part II of II

Some multiple choice qestions, highlight the correct answer in RED:

Bud light tastes like:
a. glacier water
b. a camel's ass
c. skunk piss
d. I dont follow directions well so pass me another Kokanee

If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is:
a. pay his tab and call him a cab
b. get him a cup of coffee
c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge.

People that eat breakfast for dinner are:
a. highly enlightened
b. should be locked up in a rubber room
c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs

Ice in your whiskey:
a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing
b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup
(We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important)


And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions.

PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty? I do live on the dry side

Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked?  Wheels are shit, too much use in the mountains.  Can be found at your momma's house at times

Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs? Negative

OdT would like to know: Are you a cop?  Negative

FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be?  Have to treat him like my dog and rub his nose in it.  Got to teach them right.

Tweak: Have I met your mother?  Very doubtful

prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!?  Don't have a damn thing against Mickey

PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is.  No favorite scene, will not do injustice to the entire series by picking a single scene

161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans?  Beans

gettingthat has a few:
Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown?   Taco Bell
If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be?  Kokanee, at least i can get a transfusion at the same time
Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties?  Not the best of ideas

Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest?  If I was aiming at the damn chest I would have hit the damn chest

1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese?  Yes and hell no

Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control? A bayonet at the end of my loaded AR

Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?!  negative and depends how drunk I get

Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo?  See first post brother

PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?" Up the Orange

DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scene No offense Drew, but PCR beat you to the question
8/2/2010 1:44:45 PM EDT
[#7]
One more addition to the Questionaire-

Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown?


Don't have to be thrown far, just far enough so I can have the damn chair
8/2/2010 2:28:54 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:

dogs or cats? Cats, good for target practice
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I like this guy...
8/2/2010 3:47:49 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
I like this guy...


Probably not talking about shooting the cat with the same thing as you, sicko.

8/2/2010 4:01:44 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I like this guy...


Probably not talking about shooting the cat with the same thing as you, sicko.



You country folks... so that's on your mind all the time...


8/2/2010 4:05:00 PM EDT
[#11]
Yes us country folks don't approve of what you city folks consider entertainment.
8/2/2010 4:51:30 PM EDT
[#12]
What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64? 16


Ah, this question is not subjective....it is a math question. I love math.

A "factor" is a number, which multiplied by another number, yields the product.

For example, 2 x 32 = 64 ("2" and "32" are factors of 64).

A "prime factor" is a factor which is also a prime number (a number which is divisible only by itself, and 1; the answer must be a whole number.)

An example of a prime number would be 3. (There are many prime numbers––2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13––1 is not a prime number because a PN must be divisible by itself, and 1)

The "greatest prime factor" of 64 would be the largest prime number which is a factor of 64.

Factoring 64, we get:

1, 64
2, 32
4, 16
8, 8

....And when we factor to the prime numbers, we get:

1, 64 (2 x 32 (2 x 16 (2 x 8 (2 x 4 (2 x 2)))))

The largest prime factor of 64 is 2.

8/2/2010 5:20:11 PM EDT
[#13]
What an unlikely thread for the Nerd to come out in R_P....





It was pretty much all win up until:







PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?" Up the Orange





I was all like...





then I was ...





and now... ........
8/2/2010 5:33:05 PM EDT
[#14]
So this one isn't a FED?
8/2/2010 5:34:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
What an unlikely thread for the Nerd to come out in R_P....



8/2/2010 5:50:38 PM EDT
[#16]




Quoted:



Quoted:

What an unlikely thread for the Nerd to come out in R_P....









Laugh it up!





My fuggin' head still hurts.

8/2/2010 5:56:42 PM EDT
[#17]
One more question, PCR want's to know: "Do you have backing plates for a LARGE BEARING 9" Ford rear end?"
8/3/2010 5:49:46 AM EDT
[#18]
My condolences about your bad taste in whiskey.






...but welcome aboard anyway.
8/3/2010 5:57:10 AM EDT
[#19]
My condolences about your bad taste in whiskey.


...but welcome aboard anyway.


Thanks, will have to work on my taste of Whiskey

PCR, thats a negative.  Sorry brother
8/3/2010 5:59:42 AM EDT
[#20]
Spankybear might be starting to scare me if he has ANOTHER style of target practice for cats
8/3/2010 6:00:31 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
My condolences about your bad taste in whiskey.


...but welcome aboard anyway.


Thanks, will have to work on my taste of Whiskey

PCR, thats a negative.  Sorry brother


I'll spot ya one.

8/3/2010 6:02:14 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Spankybear might be starting to scare me if he has ANOTHER style of target practice for cats


...now you're catching on. Keep your eye-pro handy.



while I'm thinking about it, might also want to put down a tarp or two.
8/3/2010 6:11:02 AM EDT
[#23]
I'm thinkin we might need nubes to include pics of the wife, girl friend and or daughter.



8/3/2010 7:32:27 AM EDT
[#24]
What is your Ham Radio Callsign?
8/3/2010 7:42:51 AM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:

PCR, thats a negative.  Sorry brother


Quoted:
Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo? See first post brother


I have some concerns.

8/3/2010 7:43:42 AM EDT
[#26]
on Page 2!
8/3/2010 8:21:02 AM EDT
[#27]
I have some concerns.


ok 1gunrunner, what are your concerns?

8/3/2010 8:23:59 AM EDT
[#28]
I did supply the beer and cookies afterall
8/3/2010 8:35:44 AM EDT
[#29]
Ok....so far............brother......
8/3/2010 9:48:11 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
I did supply the beer and cookies afterall


They were even Ass Cookies.

I think he's alright.
8/3/2010 11:52:31 AM EDT
[#31]
What part of the dry side? Central, Eastern?
8/3/2010 12:35:11 PM EDT
[#32]
What part of the dry side? Central, Eastern?


Eastern, north of Spokane
8/3/2010 1:03:54 PM EDT
[#33]
Downtown Usk I bet.
8/3/2010 1:19:19 PM EDT
[#34]
Usk don't have a downtown
8/3/2010 1:43:09 PM EDT
[#35]
Inchelium?
8/3/2010 3:50:58 PM EDT
[#36]



You don't know me!