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Posted: 1/3/2002 2:07:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 2:20:57 PM EDT
I like one I've seen issued by a gun range in Conroe, TX. It says "Driver only carries $20 in ammunition."
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 2:34:13 PM EDT
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 2:43:49 PM EDT
I Wanted To Go To Work Today, But The Voices In My Head Told Me To Stay Home And Clean The Guns.... ...................... Repeat after me: "Self-defense is evil. It is racist, sexist, imperialist, and bad for the ozone layer. Neither I nor anyone I know can be allowed to exercise self-defense. All power to the state. The state will protect those who are worthy of such protection. Those not protected probably are conservatives and had it coming anyway." Repeat four times a day while bowing before a picture of Hillary Clinton.
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 2:45:46 PM EDT
I saw one a while ago, looked weathered and old, but it read: "if our founding fathers had gun control, we'd all be British"
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 2:46:58 PM EDT
I just picked up a new NRA one that says "I'll Fight For Freedom"
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 2:52:35 PM EDT
Gun Control Works... Just ask Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 2:56:36 PM EDT
My two favorite Are.... Gun Control Means Hitting Your Target Keep Honking!!!! I'm Reloading!!!!! [uzi] Any Honkers?
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 3:07:07 PM EDT
If You Get Any Closer, I'll Flip a Booger On Your Windshield
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 3:15:23 PM EDT
"My Juvenile Delinquint can kick your Honor Student's ass".
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 3:36:56 PM EDT
Caution: I drive like YOU do!
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 5:15:16 PM EDT
"[red]Horn's broken,watch for muzzle flash[/red]"
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 5:18:52 PM EDT
Hell, I'd Cheat on Hillary Too!
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 5:20:26 PM EDT
Save a tree. Wipe your ass with a spotted owl.
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 5:22:46 PM EDT
do you like my balls........
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 5:23:13 PM EDT
Honk if you'd like to see my UZI.
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 5:23:48 PM EDT
my sig line... it's on the back o my jeep.
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 5:26:32 PM EDT
Front license plate - Don't Mess with Texas
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 5:26:58 PM EDT
I love my country. Its the government I'm afraid of.
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 5:39:52 PM EDT
Whale.. the other white meat
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 5:51:32 PM EDT
my sig line..
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 5:58:12 PM EDT
found another one; "IT'S GODS RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN... IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING." The United States Marines
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 6:01:36 PM EDT
i used to have a sticker on my truck that said "Have you hugged your assault rifle today?"
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 6:04:54 PM EDT
I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 6:08:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 6:12:32 PM EDT
" Hunt with your kids Not for them" I got it from the NRA I have to find another one as I totalled the car that it was on in October.
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 6:13:00 PM EDT
NEWEST BUMPER STICKERS AVAILABLE > > 1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had > a cigarette. > 2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. > 3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend > on Me > 4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal > to kill them. > 5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. > 6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive > 7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. > 8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me > 9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. > 10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made > 11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute > 12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. > 13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. > 14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. > 15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing > 16) My kid had sex with your honor student. > 17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later > 18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off. > 19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. > 20) As long as there are tests, there will be > prayer in public schools. > 21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ. > 22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not > screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car > 23) God must love stupid people, he made so many. > 24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine. > 25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. > 26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you > 27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative. > 28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. > 29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else. > 30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be > ashamed of yourself. > 31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself. > 32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. > 33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes. > 34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps > 35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? > 36) CAT----- The Other White Meat > 37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon > 38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes > 39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do > You Want? > 40) Remember My Name, You'll Be Screaming It Later > 41) Welcome To Shit Creek, Sorry, We're Out of Paddles > 42) If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet > My Mother. > 43) Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole >
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 6:15:31 PM EDT
my fave is Practice safe sex go F**K yourself!
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 7:20:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 7:32:25 PM EDT
How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 7:43:40 PM EDT
I didn't climb my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegitarian!
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 8:18:42 PM EDT
"Visualize Whirrled Peas"
Link Posted: 1/3/2002 8:38:32 PM EDT
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