I like one I've seen issued by a gun range in Conroe, TX.  It says "Driver only carries $20 in ammunition."

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

I Wanted To Go To Work Today, But The Voices In My Head Told Me To Stay Home And Clean The Guns....
......................
Repeat after me:

"Self-defense is evil. It is racist, sexist, imperialist, and bad for the
ozone layer. Neither I nor anyone I know can be allowed to exercise
self-defense. All power to the state. The state will protect those who are
worthy of such protection. Those not protected probably are conservatives
and had it coming anyway."

Repeat four times a day while bowing before a picture of Hillary Clinton.

I saw one a while ago, looked weathered and old, but it read:
"if our founding fathers had gun control, we'd all be British"

I just picked up a new NRA one that says "I'll Fight For Freedom"

Gun Control Works...
Just ask Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin

My two favorite Are....

Gun Control Means Hitting Your Target


Keep Honking!!!! I'm Reloading!!!!!

[uzi]
Any Honkers?

If You Get Any Closer,
 I'll Flip a Booger On Your Windshield

"My Juvenile Delinquint can kick your Honor Student's ass".

Caution: I drive like YOU do!

"[red]Horn's broken,watch for muzzle flash[/red]"

Hell, I'd Cheat on Hillary Too!

Save a tree. Wipe your ass with a spotted owl.

do you like my balls........

Honk if you'd like to see my UZI.

my sig line... it's on the back o my jeep.

Front license plate - Don't Mess with Texas

I love my country. Its the government I'm afraid of.

Whale.. the other white meat

my sig line..

found another one;


"IT'S GODS RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN...
IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING."

       The United States Marines

i used to have a sticker on my truck that said

"Have you hugged your assault rifle today?"

I'm not as think as you stoned I am.

" Hunt with your kids
 Not for them"


I got it from the NRA I have to find another one as I totalled the car that it was on in October.

NEWEST BUMPER STICKERS AVAILABLE
>
> 1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had
>     a cigarette.
> 2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
> 3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend
>     on Me
> 4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal
>     to kill them.
> 5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> 6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive
> 7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
> 8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
> 9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
> 10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made
> 11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute
> 12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
> 13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
> 14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
> 15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
> 16) My kid had sex with your honor student.
> 17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later
> 18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
> 19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
> 20) As long as there are tests, there will be
>      prayer in public schools.
> 21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
> 22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not
>      screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
> 23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
> 24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
> 25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> 26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you
> 27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
> 28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
> 29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
> 30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be
>      ashamed of yourself.
> 31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
> 32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
> 33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
> 34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
> 35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
> 36) CAT----- The Other White Meat
> 37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
> 38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes
> 39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do
>      You Want?
> 40) Remember My Name, You'll Be Screaming It Later
> 41) Welcome To Shit Creek, Sorry, We're Out of Paddles
> 42) If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet
>      My Mother.
> 43) Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole
>  

my fave is Practice safe sex go F**K yourself!

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I didn't climb my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegitarian!

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