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Posted: 9/18/2001 4:31:26 AM EDT
>I was lucky enough to receive a report on the weather forecast for tomorrow in your area of Afghanistan. Thought you might like to know: > >The weather outside your cave tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon. The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with cool winds upwards of around 700 miles per hour. > >It will definitely be a day for the sunblock, and it wouldn't hurt to shake the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet-if you have a closet. If you're planning on venturing outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow, don't forget to drink plenty of fluids such as barium which shows up nicely when blasts of radiation flow through your body. > >Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old countryside while........ well, while it's still there. > >We are Coming
Link Posted: 9/18/2001 8:07:33 AM EDT
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[Last Edit: 9/19/2001 12:54:13 AM EDT by Tuukka]
Link Posted: 9/18/2001 1:04:43 PM EDT
EXTENDED FORECAST The mushroom clouds are expected to be followed by heavy, rolling showers - of tomahawk missiles - for the next two to three years. Better put on yer galoshes, Usama.
Link Posted: 9/18/2001 5:44:52 PM EDT
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