>I was lucky enough to receive a report on the weather forecast for
tomorrow in your area of Afghanistan. Thought you might like to know:
>
>The weather outside your cave tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the
morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon. The temperature
looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees with cool winds upwards of around 700
miles per hour.
>
>It will definitely be a day for the sunblock, and it wouldn't hurt to
shake the dust off the ol' lead suit in the closet-if you have a closet. If you're planning on venturing outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow, don't forget to
drink plenty of fluids such as barium which shows up nicely when blasts
of radiation flow through your body.
>
>Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old
countryside while........ well, while it's still there.
>
>We are Coming

LMFAO!!!

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EXTENDED FORECAST

The mushroom clouds are expected to be followed by heavy, rolling showers - of tomahawk missiles - for the next two to three years.

Better put on yer galoshes, Usama.

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