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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:28:35 PM EDT
I think cleaning out the supply of ammo while buying a ski mask, machete, and several rolls of duct tape would solicit some weird looks from the employees at Walmart. Any suggestions?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:29:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kc8ard:
I think cleaning out the supply of ammo while buying a ski mask, machete, and several rolls of duct tape would solicit some weird looks from the employees at Walmart. Any suggestions?




Great another thread about buying ammo at China Mart.

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:29:44 PM EDT
Fake an Arabic accent and carry a Koran while doing so.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:29:55 PM EDT
Not around here it wouldnt. It gets cold, sometimes people need to hack through their brush on their property, while carrying a concealed weapon. It happens all the time
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:30:54 PM EDT
wear an undercover video camera... post video.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:30:59 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:31:00 PM EDT
Yeah...tell them you need "very absorbent towls and lots of ammonia....and all the lysol they have....to cover up bad smells....Ohhh...almost forgot...Wally world carries quick lime right?"
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:31:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kc8ard:
I think cleaning out the supply of ammo while buying a ski mask, machete, and several rolls of duct tape would solicit some weird looks from the employees at Walmart. Any suggestions?



I have several:

Jim Swaim is one of the best lawyers in Ohio - have worked with him a few times.
Ted Gudorf is another good lawyer.

Good luck with your plan.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:31:37 PM EDT
check out with the biggest tube of KY jelly they sell, a humane mouse trap (one that doesnt kill the mice) and a hamster tube.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:32:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kc8ard:
I think cleaning out the supply of ammo while buying a ski mask, machete, and several rolls of duct tape would solicit some weird looks from the employees at Walmart. Any suggestions?



Try this: "I'd like to take a look at that shotgun... also, where are the hacksaws?"
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:32:21 PM EDT
Condoms, vaseline, drãno, porn, beer, ammunition, knives, a leather jacket, hip waders, fishhooks, and the highest lb-test rating line you can get. All at once.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:32:41 PM EDT
I will do this someday! If only Wal-Mart sold machetes...
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:33:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
I will do this someday! If only Wal-Mart sold machetes...




They carry them in the wal-mart in my town, in the camping equipment area of the store.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:35:07 PM EDT
One of my friends was checking out a rifle and says...

I bet I could blow someone away with this.

The clerk just about shit himself and asked for it back.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:35:45 PM EDT
Ammo
Ski Mask
Baseball bat
Razor blades
Duct Tape
White Gas
Lighter
Shop rags
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:35:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
I will do this someday! If only Wal-Mart sold machetes...




I seen them at my walmart several times in the camping section
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:35:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MadMardigan:
One of my friends was checking out a rifle and says...

I bet I could blow someone away with this.

The clerk just about shit himself and asked for it back.



Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:37:14 PM EDT
To enhance the overall experience - excuse yourself in the middle of the sale, face east, throw down a prayer rug, get down on yer knees and put you ass in the air.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:48:29 PM EDT
Better yet... go to Home Depot and fill your cart with a couple of 50lbs bags of ammonium nitrate fertilizer, 2"x6" pipe nipples and end caps, 9v batteries, a roll of lamp cord and oven timers.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:56:14 PM EDT
I don't really want to do something that would potentially be illegal. That could be construed as an attempt to make bombs.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:56:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:57:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
Ammo
Ski Mask
Baseball bat
Razor blades
Duct Tape
White Gas
Lighter
Shop rags



You forgot the beer bottles! Ask " Oh, I'm not gonna be drinking, can you dump them out for me, really, I only want the bottles."
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 5:58:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Great another thread about buying ammo at China Mart.



Everything I've bought from WalMart lately has been marked as "Made in USA". Sure there are "Made In China" items at WalMart, but that's true for any store.



Nevermind that Walmart has no higher proportion of goods made in China than most other stores. Pesky facts like that might interrupt the ranting.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:01:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LARRYG:

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
Great another thread about buying ammo at China Mart.



Everything I've bought from WalMart lately has been marked as "Made in USA". Sure there are "Made In China" items at WalMart, but that's true for any store.



Nevermind that Walmart has no higher proportion of goods made in China than most other stores. Pesky facts like that might interrupt the ranting.



I wouldn't expect anything less from good ol ARFCOM!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:01:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CSM:
I will do this someday! If only Wal-Mart sold machetes...


THEY DO THEY DO I SAW ONE YESTERDAY!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:02:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Better yet... go to Home Depot and fill your cart with a couple of 50lbs bags of ammonium nitrate fertilizer, 2"x6" pipe nipples and end caps, 9v batteries, a roll of lamp cord and oven timers.



Good in theory, until you realize Home Depot doesnt carry AN fertilizer.


Errr...At least, thats what I've been told........
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:06:07 PM EDT
No, no, no. WalMart is the only place in the world you can buy the following in one stop:

Ammo
Guns
Beer
Antidepressan­ts
a hacksaw that cuts bone
a tarp
duct tape
lime
a shovel
ski mask
rope
surgical gloves
and a book about making effective silencers with household items
a can of gas
34-0-0 fertilizer

Just buy all that and ask "whats the fastest way out of town?

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:08:38 PM EDT
YOU ALL ARE MAKIN A WRONG ASSUMPTION

Remember these are minumin wage workers at Wal-mart......not the bightest blubs in town....would they even be able to connect the dots???????

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:17:20 PM EDT

Nevermind that Walmart has no higher proportion of goods made in China than most other stores. Pesky facts like that might interrupt the ranting.


Apologist. People like you take all the fun out of being banal.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:29:10 PM EDT

How many threads like this have we seen ?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:43:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By anachronism:

Nevermind that Walmart has no higher proportion of goods made in China than most other stores. Pesky facts like that might interrupt the ranting.


Apologist. People like you take all the fun out of being banal.



Not apologist, realist.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:47:02 PM EDT
4 big jars of vaseline, duct tape, gauze pads and tear gas.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:48:19 PM EDT
I did buy 600 rounds of .223, a mop, some pine sol and tampons (for the wife) at Walmart late one night. All I got was a chuckle from the old lady cashier.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:52:58 PM EDT
There is a woman who works in the pharmacy who is a real bitch. So I pick up some KY and vasoline and asked her which one is better for repeated thrusting. Then I asked what type of condomes she carried. Trojon. So I say those are to tight and thing esle. Then ask if she had any experience with any of that.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:53:50 PM EDT
Wear your best "F-U R*GHEAD!" shirt and buy some bacon, lard and bullets.

On the way out, ask if the Muslim crazies really are that freaked out about pigs.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:55:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By C-4:
Fake an Arabic accent and carry a Koran while doing so.hr


Yeah, that's great.

Since when are Muslims something to be affraid off.hinking.gif

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:57:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Snerdly:
How many threads like this have we seen ?



59 posts?

Just exactly how many could you have seen?

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:57:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Anti-G:

Originally Posted By C-4:
Fake an Arabic accent and carry a Koran while doing so.



Yeah, that's great.

Since when are Muslims something to be affraid off.




Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:58:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By Anti-G:

Originally Posted By C-4:
Fake an Arabic accent and carry a Koran while doing so.



Yeah, that's great.

Since when are Muslims something to be affraid off.




www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/02/05/imageBEI10102051209.jpg




+1 x.9bar
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 6:58:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 89grand:

Originally Posted By Snerdly:
How many threads like this have we seen ?



59 posts?

Just exactly how many could you have seen?






Pwn3d
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:03:12 PM EDT
Just walk in with a cat on a leash, a white cane and a pair of sunglasses.



You new guys trust me on this one!
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:05:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jasondcrum:
No, no, no. WalMart is the only place in the world you can buy the following in one stop:

Ammo
Guns
Beer
Antidepressan­ts
a hacksaw that cuts bone
a tarp
duct tape
lime
a shovel
ski mask
rope
surgical gloves
and a book about making effective silencers with household items
a can of gas
34-0-0 fertilizer

Just buy all that and ask "whats the fastest way out of town?




You can get 34-0-0 at your Wal-Mart?

I can't find it around here anywhere.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:08:36 PM EDT
Well, I WAS going to post bitching about yet ANOTHER "what can I buy together to freak out the Wal-Mart people?" thread, but here it is page two and we've already had people defending Wal-Mart, busting a troll account, an 88 accusation, and pics posted of ROP'ers destroying shit.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:09:08 PM EDT
At a club I ran once we were planning for a rave after party. I and one of my employees who dressed in all black and looked like a weirdo went to walmart at 4 am on a Saturday night. We needed black garbage bags and duct tape for the windows. I asked for large non see through garbage bags, duct tape and then said "do you carry saws that can cut through bone?" Lady just said yeah and walked us to get all the items. No looks, questions or anything.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:09:33 PM EDT
buy some ammo and ask where is the nearest bank.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:10:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:

Originally Posted By kc8ard:
I think cleaning out the supply of ammo while buying a ski mask, machete, and several rolls of duct tape would solicit some weird looks from the employees at Walmart. Any suggestions?




Great another thread about buying ammo at China Mart.




It's not made in China if that's what you're implying.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:16:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 7:17:56 PM EDT by kc8ard]

Originally Posted By 53vortec:
Well, I WAS going to post bitching about yet ANOTHER "what can I buy together to freak out the Wal-Mart people?" thread, but here it is page two and we've already had people defending Wal-Mart, busting a troll account, an 88 accusation, and pics posted of ROP'ers destroying shit.




Which posts refer to the troll account?
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:17:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/1/2006 7:17:23 PM EDT by blacklisted]

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By 89grand:

Originally Posted By Snerdly:
How many threads like this have we seen ?



59 posts?

Just exactly how many could you have seen?






Pwn3d



How so? He could have been lurking for a long time. I've been reading this site for around a year before I registered and I have seen quite a bit.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:24:05 PM EDT
Somewhere, probably not at Wal Mart, but somewhere:

"Excuse me, I want to check if this chloroform is still good, but I've got a cold and can't smell a thing. Could you take a wiff for me?"

Link Posted: 3/1/2006 7:45:44 PM EDT
Enema bag + Valentine's card.
Link Posted: 3/1/2006 8:04:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Specop_007:

Originally Posted By LoginName:
Better yet... go to Home Depot and fill your cart with a couple of 50lbs bags of ammonium nitrate fertilizer, 2"x6" pipe nipples and end caps, 9v batteries, a roll of lamp cord and oven timers.



Good in theory, until you realize Home Depot doesnt carry AN fertilizer.


Errr...At least, thats what I've been told........



100 pounds is not enough to do anything
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