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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:29:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Great another thread about buying ammo at China Mart. 
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:29:44 PM EDT
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Fake an Arabic accent and carry a Koran while doing so.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:29:55 PM EDT
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Not around here it wouldnt. It gets cold, sometimes people need to hack through their brush on their property, while carrying a concealed weapon. It happens all the time
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:30:54 PM EDT
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wear an undercover video camera... post video.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:30:59 PM EDT
[#5]
IBTL
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:31:00 PM EDT
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Yeah...tell them you need "very absorbent towls and lots of ammonia....and all the lysol they have....to cover up bad smells....Ohhh...almost forgot...Wally world carries quick lime right?"
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:31:07 PM EDT
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I have several: Jim Swaim is one of the best lawyers in Ohio - have worked with him a few times. Ted Gudorf is another good lawyer. Good luck with your plan. |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:31:37 PM EDT
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check out with the biggest tube of KY jelly they sell, a humane mouse trap (one that doesnt kill the mice) and a hamster tube.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:32:16 PM EDT
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Try this: "I'd like to take a look at that shotgun... also, where are the hacksaws?" |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:32:21 PM EDT
[#10]
Condoms, vaseline, drãno, porn, beer, ammunition, knives, a leather jacket, hip waders, fishhooks, and the highest lb-test rating line you can get. All at once.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:32:41 PM EDT
[#11]
I will do this someday! If only Wal-Mart sold machetes...
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:33:50 PM EDT
[#12]
They carry them in the wal-mart in my town, in the camping equipment area of the store. |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:35:07 PM EDT
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One of my friends was checking out a rifle and says...
I bet I could blow someone away with this. The clerk just about shit himself and asked for it back. |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:35:45 PM EDT
[#14]
Ammo
Ski Mask Baseball bat Razor blades Duct Tape White Gas Lighter Shop rags |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:35:48 PM EDT
[#15]
I seen them at my walmart several times in the camping section |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:35:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:37:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:48:29 PM EDT
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Better yet... go to Home Depot and fill your cart with a couple of 50lbs bags of ammonium nitrate fertilizer, 2"x6" pipe nipples and end caps, 9v batteries, a roll of lamp cord and oven timers.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:56:14 PM EDT
[#19]
I don't really want to do something that would potentially be illegal. That could be construed as an attempt to make bombs.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:56:43 PM EDT
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Everything I've bought from WalMart lately has been marked as "Made in USA". Sure there are "Made In China" items at WalMart, but that's true for any store. |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:57:41 PM EDT
[#21]
You forgot the beer bottles! Ask " Oh, I'm not gonna be drinking, can you dump them out for me, really, I only want the bottles." |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 5:58:56 PM EDT
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Nevermind that Walmart has no higher proportion of goods made in China than most other stores. Pesky facts like that might interrupt the ranting. |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:01:03 PM EDT
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I wouldn't expect anything less from good ol ARFCOM! |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:01:38 PM EDT
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THEY DO THEY DO I SAW ONE YESTERDAY! |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:02:24 PM EDT
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Good in theory, until you realize Home Depot doesnt carry AN fertilizer.  Errr...At least, thats what I've been told........
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:06:07 PM EDT
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No, no, no. WalMart is the only place in the world you can buy the following in one stop:
Ammo Guns Beer Antidepressants a hacksaw that cuts bone a tarp duct tape lime a shovel ski mask rope surgical gloves and a book about making effective silencers with household items a can of gas 34-0-0 fertilizer Just buy all that and ask "whats the fastest way out of town? |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:08:38 PM EDT
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YOU ALL ARE MAKIN A WRONG ASSUMPTION
Remember these are minumin wage workers at Wal-mart......not the bightest blubs in town....would they even be able to connect the dots???????        
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:17:20 PM EDT
[#28]
Apologist. People like you take all the fun out of being banal. |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:29:10 PM EDT
[#29]
How many threads like this have we seen ? 
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:43:38 PM EDT
[#30]
Not apologist, realist. 
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:47:02 PM EDT
[#31]
4 big jars of vaseline, duct tape, gauze pads and tear gas.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:48:19 PM EDT
[#32]
I did buy 600 rounds of .223, a mop, some pine sol and tampons (for the wife) at Walmart late one night. All I got was a chuckle from the old lady cashier.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:52:58 PM EDT
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There is a woman who works in the pharmacy who is a real bitch. So I pick up some KY and vasoline and asked her which one is better for repeated thrusting. Then I asked what type of condomes she carried. Trojon. So I say those are to tight and thing esle. Then ask if she had any experience with any of that.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:53:50 PM EDT
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Wear your best "F-U R*GHEAD!" shirt and buy some bacon, lard and bullets.
On the way out, ask if the Muslim crazies really are that freaked out about pigs. |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:55:32 PM EDT
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Yeah, that's great. Since when are Muslims something to be affraid off.hinking.gif |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:57:10 PM EDT
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59 posts? Just exactly how many could you have seen? 
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:57:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:58:14 PM EDT
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+1 x.9bar |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 6:58:20 PM EDT
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Pwn3d |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 7:03:12 PM EDT
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Just walk in with a cat on a leash, a white cane and a pair of sunglasses.
You new guys trust me on this one!
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Posted: 3/1/2006 7:05:35 PM EDT
[#41]
You can get 34-0-0 at your Wal-Mart? I can't find it around here anywhere. |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 7:08:36 PM EDT
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Well, I WAS going to post bitching about yet ANOTHER "what can I buy together to freak out the Wal-Mart people?" thread, but here it is page two and we've already had people defending Wal-Mart, busting a troll account, an 88 accusation, and pics posted of ROP'ers destroying shit.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 7:09:08 PM EDT
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At a club I ran once we were planning for a rave after party. I and one of my employees who dressed in all black and looked like a weirdo went to walmart at 4 am on a Saturday night. We needed black garbage bags and duct tape for the windows. I asked for large non see through garbage bags, duct tape and then said "do you carry saws that can cut through bone?" Lady just said yeah and walked us to get all the items. No looks, questions or anything.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 7:09:33 PM EDT
[#44]
buy some ammo and ask where is the nearest bank.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 7:10:58 PM EDT
[#45]
It's not made in China if that's what you're implying. |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 7:16:30 PM EDT
[#46]
Which posts refer to the troll account? |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 7:17:06 PM EDT
[#47]
How so? He could have been lurking for a long time. I've been reading this site for around a year before I registered and I have seen quite a bit. |
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Posted: 3/1/2006 7:24:05 PM EDT
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Somewhere, probably not at Wal Mart, but somewhere:
"Excuse me, I want to check if this chloroform is still good, but I've got a cold and can't smell a thing. Could you take a wiff for me?"
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Posted: 3/1/2006 7:45:44 PM EDT
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Enema bag + Valentine's card.
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Posted: 3/1/2006 8:04:06 PM EDT
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100 pounds is not enough to do anything |
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