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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:44:43 PM EDT
[#1]
I'd send Lyndie England.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:45:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:47:53 PM EDT
[#3]
Nice looking Ka-Bar. If it would save American Citizens lives-whatever it takes.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:48:08 PM EDT
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we really arnt all about torture is the first thing... second thing is, if these guys DO know anything, so much has changed since many have been in there, the intel would be useless...
too much contraversy over Gitmo |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:48:33 PM EDT
[#5]
Catholic priests. Armies of Catholic priests.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:49:11 PM EDT
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Give me a gas mask, a raincoat, a power drill with some extra batteries and a 300 peice drill kit. Also a blowtorch
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:50:14 PM EDT
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I forgot to add that one. On their "off days" they would be made to sit in traffic court. This would bore them to death or nearly so. GR |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:51:22 PM EDT
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my idea would be to use the tactics which were used to influence the early assassins to do their master's dirty work. build a beautiful garden outside of the prison. tell the inmate that they're going to be executed. have a firing squad shoot them with blanks while at the same time they're hit with fast-acting tranquilizer darts from a different direction. bring them to the beautiful garden and dose them with MDMA before they wake up. when they wake up, they will be surrounded by beautiful "virgins" and a guy who looks like mohammed and wants to talk with them about their life and experiences. i'm sure tons of useful information could be had this way.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:51:30 PM EDT
[#9]
This thread will not end well! Just my thoughts...
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:51:38 PM EDT
[#10]
Hang nude pictures of Helen Thomas all over the walls.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:52:07 PM EDT
[#11]
It would involve a chainsaw, a cat-o-nine-tails and a lot of salt.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:52:29 PM EDT
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title edited. ANd the "torture" was tongue in cheek. GR |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:52:58 PM EDT
[#13]
a cot.
duct tape. bucket of water with a drip hole on it. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:53:28 PM EDT
[#14]
make them listen to hours and hours of rap music then give them viagra and have Hillary and Chelsea Clinton rape them
 Just the thought of it is torture to me
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:53:39 PM EDT
[#15]
true |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:55:13 PM EDT
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It would involve a lot of COC violations (of course). And pigs, and pig shit, and pork hotdogs and KY. Followed by some more COC violations.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:58:25 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:00:27 PM EDT
[#18]
oh thats ok then  Umm, Theology class, taught by an old tanning booth frequenter, teacher with so much makeup she looks like a burnt barbie doll (my experience)...combined with lots of crying babies that are annoying as hell....and they would be forced to sit in sopping wet clothes in a etiher really hot or cold environment.......add sand to the clothes for an extra touch of flavor 
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:04:58 PM EDT
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Are we torturing to gleen information? Slowly pulling out finger nails is a good start. Then repeated near drownings, disfiguring genitalia, electro shock, burning, dislocating and dismembering are all said to be pretty effective. But, Pol Pots boys found that force feeding human excriment losened their tongues every time.
Edit; I don't see torture as a worthwhile interrogation tool. Evetually they will tell you anything, truth or not. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:08:39 PM EDT
[#20]
Democrats....lots and lots of Democrats.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:09:21 PM EDT
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I'd make them read retarded threads in G.D. on ar15.com. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:11:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:12:17 PM EDT
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Chuck Norris...
Piano Wire... Salt... Magnesium. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:14:37 PM EDT
[#24]
Pigs blood and lots of bacon.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:16:03 PM EDT
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Even they do not deserve such brutal treatment. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:17:02 PM EDT
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Give them a sex change, and huge tits. A set on their back too! Then put them in general population in any max security prison.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:17:45 PM EDT
[#27]
Absolutly
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:21:57 PM EDT
[#28]
Send Doctor Phil down there,and make them work out with Richard Simmons.They would all go insane.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:30:51 PM EDT
[#29]
hoping none of this has been said yet-
1) id hold them down and shave off their "religous" beard with a freakin CHEESE GRATER 2) make them wear dresses, as they now dont have any masculinity without a beard 3) give them the Koran Toilet paper 4) feed them NOTHING but PORK. and let them know its pork. the ones who refuse to eat because its against their religion, will simply starve to death freeing up cell space for those who may convert 5) id slap everyone of them with my left hand |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:32:28 PM EDT
[#30]
I think Ron White said it best:
"Osama bin Laden is spiritually prepared to die for Islam. He is not, spiritually, prepared to LICK JELLY OUT OF THUNDER DICK'S BUTT CRACK! 'I hate grape jelly!' 'Shut up and LICK MY BUTT!'" |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:38:11 PM EDT
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Make them wait in line, fill out forms, and wait to be seen by their interviewers. Send the forms back for corrections and reschedule their appointments for 8 am and then see them at 10:30.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:55:46 PM EDT
[#32]
Get them all fucked up on acid and put them in a cage with this:
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Posted: 2/28/2006 8:57:17 PM EDT
[#33]
Every day they would get force-fed:
Bacon for breakfast Ham sandwich for lunch Pork chops for dinner |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 9:06:31 PM EDT
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I vote to make them listen to vile rap "music".
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Posted: 2/28/2006 9:10:41 PM EDT
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I would pay GOOD money for a video of that actually being done 
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Posted: 2/28/2006 9:15:02 PM EDT
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Make them fill out release forms and send the to the BATF. The wait alone would brake them.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 9:21:44 PM EDT
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A couple of pinned South Texas wild Boars (200+ pounders),
few boxes of amonia inhalents, some sorted variety of Pantera w/ loud PA system, one PR24 and a EMT crew on stand by .......first come to mind......... 
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Posted: 2/28/2006 10:04:18 PM EDT
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Torture is so............. vindictive and juvenile.
Arrest. Try. Shoot. The "innocent" ones can plead their case in what ever hell hole they came from. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 10:13:51 PM EDT
[#39]
You people are retarted.
I wonder how many of those responding to this thread would do the things they think they could do. |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 10:16:09 PM EDT
[#40]
That's actually a very good idea. And the best part would be when they get told the truth 
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Posted: 2/28/2006 10:35:38 PM EDT
[#41]
Id make them look like this...
img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/legacy38/firearms/Knife.jpg img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/legacy38/firearms/Knife-1.jpg img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/legacy38/firearms/Knife-2.jpg |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 10:45:42 PM EDT
[#42]
Put'em on a Bacon float at the next gay pride parade in San Fransisco........ nude.
Send'em to some Peace rallys at Berkley. Then chop off their heads with butter knives. 
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Posted: 2/28/2006 10:46:32 PM EDT
[#43]
+1, that would be part of it, |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 10:48:21 PM EDT
[#44]
what, you think i dont have the cahonies to run a cheese grater across their face and make them eat pork? |
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Posted: 2/28/2006 10:48:49 PM EDT
[#45]
With 62 grains :D
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Posted: 2/28/2006 10:48:53 PM EDT
[#46]
very hot bacon grease
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Posted: 2/28/2006 10:50:55 PM EDT
[#47]
Make them hang out at walmart all day.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 11:42:08 PM EDT
[#48]
Force them to watch 19 full seasons of some Spanish soap opera.
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Posted: 2/28/2006 11:50:44 PM EDT
[#49]
In one word: Telemarketers
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Posted: 2/28/2006 11:59:05 PM EDT
[#50]
Vlad the Impaler comes to mind....
i cant spell, spelling nazies be nice |
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