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Posted: 2/28/2006 7:43:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 7:52:10 PM EDT by greenranger]
I think I'd start with getting them up at midnight after having slept for one hour with Lee Ermey as their Drill Instructor, a full 6 hours of situps, eat a platefull of HOT tuna salad, put them in church and have every southern baptist, church of God, assembly of God, and pentecostal preacher I could fund go around and constantly preach the hell out of them. I mean forever more red scalding hellfire preaching, with a interpreter if needed. If they fell asleep, hit them with a potato gun in the balls at a distance of 3 feet. After a full day of this, send them to the barracks at 2000 hours, eat one plate full of WARM raw oysters, then do jumping jacks until 2300 hours. Sleep one hour, rinse, repeat every day until they tell us what they know. The only thing they can drink is eggnog--the non alcoholic kind.


Discuss.



GR
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:44:43 PM EDT
I'd send Lyndie England.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:45:47 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:47:53 PM EDT
Nice looking Ka-Bar. If it would save American Citizens lives-whatever it takes.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:48:08 PM EDT
we really arnt all about torture is the first thing... second thing is, if these guys DO know anything, so much has changed since many have been in there, the intel would be useless...

too much contraversy over Gitmo
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:48:33 PM EDT
Catholic priests. Armies of Catholic priests.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:49:11 PM EDT
Give me a gas mask, a raincoat, a power drill with some extra batteries and a 300 peice drill kit. Also a blowtorch
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:50:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Doucheatron3000:
Catholic priests. Armies of Catholic priests.



I forgot to add that one.


On their "off days" they would be made to sit in traffic court. This would bore them to death or nearly so.


GR
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:51:22 PM EDT
my idea would be to use the tactics which were used to influence the early assassins to do their master's dirty work. build a beautiful garden outside of the prison. tell the inmate that they're going to be executed. have a firing squad shoot them with blanks while at the same time they're hit with fast-acting tranquilizer darts from a different direction. bring them to the beautiful garden and dose them with MDMA before they wake up. when they wake up, they will be surrounded by beautiful "virgins" and a guy who looks like mohammed and wants to talk with them about their life and experiences. i'm sure tons of useful information could be had this way.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:51:30 PM EDT
This thread will not end well! Just my thoughts...
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:51:38 PM EDT
Hang nude pictures of Helen Thomas all over the walls.

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:52:07 PM EDT
It would involve a chainsaw, a cat-o-nine-tails and a lot of salt.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:52:29 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 7:54:15 PM EDT by greenranger]

Originally Posted By Dieter122:
we really arnt all about torture is the first thing... second thing is, if these guys DO know anything, so much has changed since many have been in there, the intel would be useless...

too much contraversy over Gitmo



title edited.

ANd the "torture" was tongue in cheek.


GR
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:52:58 PM EDT
a cot.

duct tape.

bucket of water with a drip hole on it.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:53:28 PM EDT
make them listen to hours and hours of rap music then give them viagra and have Hillary and Chelsea Clinton rape them Just the thought of it is torture to me
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:53:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dieter122:
we really arnt all about torture is the first thing... second thing is, if these guys DO know anything, so much has changed since many have been in there, the intel would be useless...

too much contraversy over Gitmo



true
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:55:13 PM EDT
It would involve a lot of COC violations (of course). And pigs, and pig shit, and pork hotdogs and KY. Followed by some more COC violations.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 7:58:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By greenranger:

...... after having slept for one hour with Lee Ermey ......

GR



Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:00:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By greenranger:

Originally Posted By Dieter122:
we really arnt all about torture is the first thing... second thing is, if these guys DO know anything, so much has changed since many have been in there, the intel would be useless...

too much contraversy over Gitmo



title edited.

ANd the "torture" was tongue in cheek.


GR



oh thats ok then

Umm, Theology class, taught by an old tanning booth frequenter, teacher with so much makeup she looks like a burnt barbie doll (my experience)...combined with lots of crying babies that are annoying as hell....and they would be forced to sit in sopping wet clothes in a etiher really hot or cold environment.......add sand to the clothes for an extra touch of flavor
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:04:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 8:12:14 PM EDT by Sukebe]
Are we torturing to gleen information? Slowly pulling out finger nails is a good start. Then repeated near drownings, disfiguring genitalia, electro shock, burning, dislocating and dismembering are all said to be pretty effective. But, Pol Pots boys found that force feeding human excriment losened their tongues every time.


Edit;

I don't see torture as a worthwhile interrogation tool. Evetually they will tell you anything, truth or not.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:08:39 PM EDT
Democrats....lots and lots of Democrats.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:09:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 8:09:57 PM EDT by DK-Prof]

I'd make them read retarded threads in G.D. on ar15.com.

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:11:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:12:17 PM EDT
Chuck Norris...

Piano Wire...

Salt...

Magnesium.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:14:37 PM EDT
Pigs blood and lots of bacon.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:16:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
I'd make them read retarded threads in G.D. on ar15.com.




Even they do not deserve such brutal treatment.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:17:02 PM EDT
Give them a sex change, and huge tits. A set on their back too! Then put them in general population in any max security prison.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:17:45 PM EDT
Absolutly
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:21:57 PM EDT
Send Doctor Phil down there,and make them work out with Richard Simmons.They would all go insane.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:30:51 PM EDT
hoping none of this has been said yet-

1) id hold them down and shave off their "religous" beard with a freakin CHEESE GRATER

2) make them wear dresses, as they now dont have any masculinity without a beard

3) give them the Koran Toilet paper

4) feed them NOTHING but PORK. and let them know its pork. the ones who refuse to eat because its against their religion, will simply starve to death freeing up cell space for those who may convert

5) id slap everyone of them with my left hand
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:32:28 PM EDT
I think Ron White said it best:

"Osama bin Laden is spiritually prepared to die for Islam. He is not, spiritually, prepared to LICK JELLY OUT OF THUNDER DICK'S BUTT CRACK! 'I hate grape jelly!' 'Shut up and LICK MY BUTT!'"
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:38:11 PM EDT
Make them wait in line, fill out forms, and wait to be seen by their interviewers. Send the forms back for corrections and reschedule their appointments for 8 am and then see them at 10:30.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:55:46 PM EDT
Get them all fucked up on acid and put them in a cage with this:

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 8:57:17 PM EDT
Every day they would get force-fed:

Bacon for breakfast
Ham sandwich for lunch
Pork chops for dinner

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 9:06:31 PM EDT
I vote to make them listen to vile rap "music".
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 9:10:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Get them all fucked up on acid and put them in a cage with this:

www.curvecomm.com/teletubbies/po.gif



I would pay GOOD money for a video of that actually being done
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 9:15:02 PM EDT
Make them fill out release forms and send the to the BATF. The wait alone would brake them.

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 9:21:44 PM EDT
A couple of pinned South Texas wild Boars (200+ pounders),
few boxes of amonia inhalents, some sorted variety of Pantera w/ loud PA system,
one PR24 and a EMT crew on stand by .......first come to mind.........
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:04:18 PM EDT
Torture is so............. vindictive and juvenile.

Arrest. Try. Shoot.

The "innocent" ones can plead their case in what ever hell hole they came from.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:13:51 PM EDT
You people are retarted.
I wonder how many of those responding to this thread would do the things they think they could do.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:16:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 10:16:48 PM EDT by ATNT]

Originally Posted By fossil_fuel:
my idea would be to use the tactics which were used to influence the early assassins to do their master's dirty work. build a beautiful garden outside of the prison. tell the inmate that they're going to be executed. have a firing squad shoot them with blanks while at the same time they're hit with fast-acting tranquilizer darts from a different direction. bring them to the beautiful garden and dose them with MDMA before they wake up. when they wake up, they will be surrounded by beautiful "virgins" and a guy who looks like mohammed and wants to talk with them about their life and experiences. i'm sure tons of useful information could be had this way.



That's actually a very good idea.

And the best part would be when they get told the truth
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:35:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 10:37:18 PM EDT by nf9648]
Id make them look like this...

img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/legacy38/firearms/Knife.jpg
img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/legacy38/firearms/Knife-1.jpg
img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/legacy38/firearms/Knife-2.jpg
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:45:42 PM EDT
Put'em on a Bacon float at the next gay pride parade in San Fransisco........ nude.

Send'em to some Peace rallys at Berkley.

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Then chop off their heads with butter knives.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:46:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ZW17:
Pigs blood and lots of bacon.




+1, that would be part of it,

Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:48:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
You people are retarted.
I wonder how many of those responding to this thread would do the things they think they could do.



what, you think i dont have the cahonies to run a cheese grater across their face and make them eat pork?
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:48:49 PM EDT
With 62 grains :D
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:48:53 PM EDT
very hot bacon grease
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 10:50:55 PM EDT
Make them hang out at walmart all day.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:42:08 PM EDT
Force them to watch 19 full seasons of some Spanish soap opera.
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:50:44 PM EDT
In one word: Telemarketers
Link Posted: 2/28/2006 11:59:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/28/2006 11:59:49 PM EDT by Ex0331]
Vlad the Impaler comes to mind....

i cant spell, spelling nazies be nice
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