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Posted: 2/10/2006 12:12:26 PM EDT
So here I am doing a paper, and my sleeping roommate farts; a bad one. I can't stop and vacate my room as of right now, so I put on my Soviet M-41 Ardvark gas mask w/ filter. Works like a charm.

Have a great day, everyone.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 12:13:08 PM EDT
Gotta love college life. I was done with classes at 10AM today.....
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 12:13:29 PM EDT
You shoulda lit a match.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 12:14:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
You shoulda lit a match.



This is ARFCOM. We don't do things like normal people.

Link Posted: 2/10/2006 12:19:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By N1Rampage:
So here I am doing a paper, and my sleeping roommate farts; a bad one. I can't stop and vacate my room as of right now, so I put on my Soviet M-41 Ardvark gas mask w/ filter. Works like a charm.

Have a great day, everyone.



Don't you kids all have wireless in the dorms nowadays? So drag your laptop into the common area and work on your paper there!
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 12:20:23 PM EDT
that's why I became an RA as fast as I could. Was an RA in the freshman hall for several years; I kept getting older, they stayed the same age.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 12:26:28 PM EDT
Whenever I find a good deal on the EE with pics, I tell my Korean roommate to come and look at this great deal. He thinks I'm crazy. "Dude whenever I come in you're looking at guns."
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 12:38:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By walrus:
Whenever I find a good deal on the EE with pics, I tell my Korean roommate to come and look at this great deal. He thinks I'm crazy. "Dude whenever I come in you're looking at guns."



I didn't have a roomate in college, we had our own rooms and shared a bathroom. Fortunately, we got along great and became great friends. When situations like the one above would happen, it was because we were looking at pictures of guns together....or porn. The standard response when someone would make the comment 'Every time I come in here you two are looking at porn or guns' was 'Yeah? well why aren't you?, what are you some kind of queer democrat? This is a men's dorm and we will look at as much porn and guns as we can find. If there was a porn site with chicks holding guns, it would really speed things up'

I still keep in touch with him, he was a 330lb redneck named Kevin, but we knicknamed him Biscuit. We used to go squirell hunting with 410s in the spring and duck hunting in the winter...not with 410s.

Our rooms were constantly 'inspected randomly'. it was a ry campus, and we always had booze. I miss tose days.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 12:48:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ShortMikeB:

Originally Posted By walrus:
Whenever I find a good deal on the EE with pics, I tell my Korean roommate to come and look at this great deal. He thinks I'm crazy. "Dude whenever I come in you're looking at guns."



I didn't have a roomate in college, we had our own rooms and shared a bathroom. Fortunately, we got along great and became great friends. When situations like the one above would happen, it was because we were looking at pictures of guns together....or porn. The standard response when someone would make the comment 'Every time I come in here you two are looking at porn or guns' was 'Yeah? well why aren't you?, what are you some kind of queer democrat? This is a men's dorm and we will look at as much porn and guns as we can find. If there was a porn site with chicks holding guns, it would really speed things up'

I still keep in touch with him, he was a 330lb redneck named Kevin, but we knicknamed him Biscuit. We used to go squirell hunting with 410s in the spring and duck hunting in the winter...not with 410s.

Our rooms were constantly 'inspected randomly'. it was a ry campus, and we always had booze. I miss tose days.



Aside from the smell (yes, he has an odor to him) and him watching ESPN 5 hours a day, I have no complaints. Overall a good guy. Him and his friends have noodle parties.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 12:49:07 PM EDT
I don't have a room mate.
I'll be an RA next year.

Oh, and I have no classes on friday, and on the days I do have class, none begin before 1230.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 12:50:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By walrus:
Whenever I find a good deal on the EE with pics, I tell my Korean roommate to come and look at this great deal. He thinks I'm crazy. "Dude whenever I come in you're looking at guns."



Mr roommate does the same thing.

Only problem is, she keeps telling me no to guns.

Wives.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 12:51:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By walrus:
Whenever I find a good deal on the EE with pics, I tell my Korean roommate to come and look at this great deal. He thinks I'm crazy. "Dude whenever I come in you're looking at guns."



Oh man..... When I was a freshman in college I scared the BEJESUS out of my roommate one night. Aparrantly (I half remember it happening) I was sleeping and I propped myself up on one elbow on my bed then looked over at him with my eyes still closed. I just said "guns, ahhhhhh!" and laid back down
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 2:42:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
You shoulda lit a match.





Need I direct you to the acetylene balloon thread?
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 2:50:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 2:51:20 PM EDT by Bob243]
Paybacks..

3 days worth of scrambled eggs, chili, small can of baked beans washed down with a few brews of choice... a peanut butter sammich here and there is good too.... By day three they will quarentine your dorm



Link Posted: 2/10/2006 2:52:07 PM EDT
Its even better teaching. I rip a nasty beer fart and blame it on the kid that has been farting all year and call "mailbox" ( a modern version of doorknob, but we dont have a mailbox with in 500 yds of the school, just a mail bin) and let the Seniors deal with it.
God I wish I turn back the clock.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 3:04:10 PM EDT
<=== No class on Fridays
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 3:15:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Krazny13:
<=== No class on Fridays



No classes on M-W-F.......

15 credits so no one accuses me of not being a fulltime student.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 3:15:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 3:18:09 PM EDT by callgood]

Originally Posted By Bob243:
Paybacks..

3 days worth of scrambled eggs, chili, small can of baked beans washed down with a few brews of choice... a peanut butter sammich here and there is good too.... By day three they will quarentine your dorm





+pickled eggs and Penrose sausages

ETA get some big wooden kitchen matches. Light one, for some reason they eliminate the smell. We always had a big box by the toilet at my old duck hunting club.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 3:17:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 3:17:31 PM EDT by deej86]
No class on M-W-F, class on T-Th till at least 1400... I stay until 1700 on Tuesdays.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 6:06:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ShortMikeB:

Originally Posted By walrus:
Whenever I find a good deal on the EE with pics, I tell my Korean roommate to come and look at this great deal. He thinks I'm crazy. "Dude whenever I come in you're looking at guns."



I didn't have a roomate in college, we had our own rooms and shared a bathroom. Fortunately, we got along great and became great friends. When situations like the one above would happen, it was because we were looking at pictures of guns together....or porn. The standard response when someone would make the comment 'Every time I come in here you two are looking at porn or guns' was 'Yeah? well why aren't you?, what are you some kind of queer democrat? This is a men's dorm and we will look at as much porn and guns as we can find. If there was a porn site with chicks holding guns, it would really speed things up'

I still keep in touch with him, he was a 330lb redneck named Kevin, but we knicknamed him Biscuit. We used to go squirell hunting with 410s in the spring and duck hunting in the winter...not with 410s.

Our rooms were constantly 'inspected randomly'. it was a Dry campus, and we always had booze. I miss those days.

And I see you haven't sobered up yet either.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 6:08:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:

Originally Posted By Krazny13:
<=== No class on Fridays



No classes on M-W-F.......

15 credits so no one accuses me of not being a fulltime student.

same for me But I do work on M-W
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 7:49:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Krazny13:
<=== No class on Fridays



Same.

I do however work 12 hours.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 8:27:04 PM EDT
Febreze is your friend.

Link Posted: 2/10/2006 8:40:21 PM EDT
No class Fridays, and only 1 50 min class @ 10 on MW. I do work 25-30 hrs/ week though. (taking 16 credits)
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 8:43:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/10/2006 8:45:43 PM EDT by BuckeyeRifleman]

Originally Posted By walrus:
Whenever I find a good deal on the EE with pics, I tell my Korean roommate to come and look at this great deal. He thinks I'm crazy. "Dude whenever I come in you're looking at guns."



+1

everyone here thinks im freaking nuts

Whenever they come in my room there is some form of firearm on the screen.
Link Posted: 2/10/2006 9:17:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By callgood:

Originally Posted By Bob243:
Paybacks..

3 days worth of scrambled eggs, chili, small can of baked beans washed down with a few brews of choice... a peanut butter sammich here and there is good too.... By day three they will quarentine your dorm





+pickled eggs and Penrose sausages

ETA get some big wooden kitchen matches. Light one, for some reason they eliminate the smell. We always had a big box by the toilet at my old duck hunting club.



Enjoy your freedom and have the best time of your life. Just be careful, someone could die from toxic gas poisoning.
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