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Posted: 1/23/2006 12:06:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/23/2006 12:20:24 PM EDT by rn45]
I live here so I am allowed to bitch.

Subject: Questionaire


Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A: The Indianapolis Colts

Q: What do the Colts and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep The Colts out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Indianapolis in case of a tornado?
A: To RCA Dome - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Colt with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Colts and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Colts does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 12:07:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 12:08:46 PM EDT
The Colts let me and the rest of Indiana down this year
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 12:10:31 PM EDT
Bitter?
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 12:11:50 PM EDT
Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about Colt Firearms?
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 12:15:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Currahee:
Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about Colt Firearms?



Nope.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 12:17:14 PM EDT
I know a guy who has two championship rings while playing with the Colts, of course, back then they were called the Baltimore Colts and the QB was Johnny Unitas.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 12:17:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Spade:

Originally Posted By Currahee:
Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about Colt Firearms?



Nope.



+1

There's a Colt Firearms thread going on right now in the fantasy football forums...
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 12:24:24 PM EDT
No need to be bitter the refs did everything possible to let the Colts win
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 12:55:37 PM EDT
I seem to remember a really exciting Super Bowl once...when the Colts lost to the Jets and some loudmouth rook QB.

'Course...I never did see the game...I was deployed at the time...but we heard the last couple of minutes on AFRN from Saigon!

Can somebody provide me with some details? Was that the same Colts team?

Link Posted: 1/23/2006 1:23:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/23/2006 1:23:58 PM EDT by Lakeguy]
The only Colts football team I know of was the Baltimore Colts. That team in Indiana is a fraud
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 1:39:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lakeguy:
The only Colts football team I know of was the Baltimore Colts. That team in Indiana is a fraud



It is.

So is its owner.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 2:59:15 PM EDT
THey need to teach the team how to do the Hemlich maneuvar for the next time they choke.
Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:01:41 PM EDT
Peyton Manning is the next Dan Marino. He'll make a lot of money, but he'll never win the big game. Manning never performs well in the big game.

Link Posted: 1/23/2006 3:05:56 PM EDT
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