Colt's questionaire (The football team)

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Colt's questionaire (The football team)

Posted: 1/23/2006 12:06:36 PM EDT

I live here so I am allowed to bitch.

Subject: Questionaire

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A: The Indianapolis Colts

Q: What do the Colts and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep The Colts out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Indianapolis in case of a tornado?
A: To RCA Dome - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Colt with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Colts and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Colts does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Posted: 1/23/2006 12:07:19 PM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 1/23/2006 12:08:46 PM EDT

[#2]

The Colts let me and the rest of Indiana down this year

Posted: 1/23/2006 12:10:31 PM EDT

[#3]

Bitter?

Posted: 1/23/2006 12:11:50 PM EDT

[#4]

Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about Colt Firearms?

Posted: 1/23/2006 12:15:50 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about Colt Firearms?

Nope.

Posted: 1/23/2006 12:17:14 PM EDT

[#6]

I know a guy who has two championship rings while playing with the Colts, of course, back then they were called the Baltimore Colts and the QB was Johnny Unitas.

Posted: 1/23/2006 12:17:52 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about Colt Firearms?

Nope.

+1

There's a Colt Firearms thread going on right now in the fantasy football forums...

Posted: 1/23/2006 12:24:24 PM EDT

[#8]

No need to be bitter the refs did everything possible to let the Colts win

Posted: 1/23/2006 12:55:37 PM EDT

[#9]

I seem to remember a really exciting Super Bowl once...when the Colts lost to the Jets and some loudmouth rook QB.

'Course...I never did see the game...I was deployed at the time...but we heard the last couple of minutes on AFRN from Saigon!

Can somebody provide me with some details? Was that the same Colts team?

Posted: 1/23/2006 1:23:18 PM EDT

[#10]

The only Colts football team I know of was the Baltimore Colts.

That team in Indiana is a fraud

Posted: 1/23/2006 1:39:51 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
The only Colts football team I know of was the Baltimore Colts. That team in Indiana is a fraud

It is.

So is its owner.

Posted: 1/23/2006 2:59:15 PM EDT

[#12]

THey need to teach the team how to do the Hemlich maneuvar for the next time they choke.

Posted: 1/23/2006 3:01:41 PM EDT

[#13]

Peyton Manning is the next Dan Marino. He'll make a lot of money, but he'll never win the big game. Manning never performs well in the big game.

Posted: 1/23/2006 3:05:56 PM EDT

[#14]

Go SeaHawks

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