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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:43:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2006 7:50:40 PM EDT by FieroLoki]
Yes its early, and no, I dont care.



"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."

"My Bologna has a first name. Chuck Norris."

"In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right."

"Chuck Norris was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, Chuck Norris spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, "Trix are for Chuck Norris."

"When women say it's "that time of the month," they just mean Chuck Norris is coming over. The bleeding is normal."

"Chuck Norris' mom was a virgin when she had him. Apparently, his testosterone levels are so high, he was able to impregnate her before he was even conceived."

"Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian."

"After years of grueling research scientists have found the chicken crossed the road after recieving a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."

"Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas."



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[Last Edit: 1/21/2006 7:44:45 PM EDT by Brians_45]


ETA: First one in
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Present.
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Aaaarrrrr Matey!

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Sup, people?
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Here.

operator...
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 7:52:32 PM EDT
YAY!



I am Drunk.



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So what the HELL is wrong with women?
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Link Posted: 1/21/2006 8:01:10 PM EDT
Yawn...Stretch...Southwest VA checking in.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 8:02:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
So what the HELL is wrong with women?



Their brain. More specifically, the lack thereof.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 8:03:14 PM EDT
I'm just trying to build up the motivation to wake up at 5am so I can go sit in my tree stand and take a nap
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 8:03:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
So what the HELL is wrong with women?



Their brain. More specifically, the lack thereof.



Thanks,
That is the reason I am sleeping on the couch tonight WTF.....I gotta kick her ass outta bed and make her sleep on the couch tonight.
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Yo
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[Last Edit: 1/21/2006 8:22:17 PM EDT by m-dc]
If it was not for the check ins I would have a lower post count.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 8:31:07 PM EDT
Sup my craka counterparts
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[Last Edit: 1/21/2006 9:19:05 PM EDT by Stainless]

Originally Posted By XDBACKUPGUN:
So what the HELL is wrong with women?



hold on... lemme go ask the one in the hole in my basement........

hummmm..... she was no help.....

something about... "help, help, please let me go."

i just told her to put the lotion on, and put it back in the basket.
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In and drinking.
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present
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checking in South of Houston
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present and accounted for
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I'm here, but on the phone with Veronica. she will soon have an account on here too, she just admitted to lurking on here and thinking about getting an account.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 10:36:07 PM EDT
In case anyone missed it:


Originally Posted By drew5337:

WM Employee (teenage black kid): "Yo man, whatchu need?"

Me: (with a grin) "Forties and nines bro, forties and nines. Two hundred of each."

WM Employee: (grinning back) "Dats tight man."

Link Posted: 1/21/2006 10:40:55 PM EDT
Yo!!
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Originally Posted By quijanos:
checking in South of Houston



checking in west of houston
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 10:55:53 PM EDT
slow night tonight huh
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 10:57:15 PM EDT
Everyone is over at this thread -

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=429898

Check it out.
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 11:03:18 PM EDT

"When women say it's "that time of the month," they just mean Chuck Norris is coming over. The bleeding is normal."


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Originally Posted By CousinIT50:
slow night tonight huh



you got that right
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 11:53:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
Yo!!




Bring back Salad Fingers!
Link Posted: 1/21/2006 11:54:12 PM EDT
Oh yea... Hey nightcrew!!!

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Hi, nightcrew.
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I cant sleep....
Link Posted: 1/22/2006 1:58:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By FieroLoki:
I cant sleep....



Don't worry son, when daylight comes that facial hair and them fangs will shorten considerabily.
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