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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:43:01 PM EDT
Yes its early, and no, I dont care.
  "Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one." "My Bologna has a first name. Chuck Norris." "In the Coke vs. Pepsi Challenge, Chuck Norris chose Sprite...and he was right." "Chuck Norris was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, Chuck Norris spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, "Trix are for Chuck Norris." "When women say it's "that time of the month," they just mean Chuck Norris is coming over. The bleeding is normal." "Chuck Norris' mom was a virgin when she had him. Apparently, his testosterone levels are so high, he was able to impregnate her before he was even conceived." "Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian." "After years of grueling research scientists have found the chicken crossed the road after recieving a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris." "Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas."  |
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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:43:41 PM EDT
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ETA: First one in 
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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:47:34 PM EDT
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Present.
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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:48:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:50:51 PM EDT
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Aaaarrrrr Matey!
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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:52:01 PM EDT
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Sup, people?
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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:52:26 PM EDT
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Here.
operator... |
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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:52:32 PM EDT
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YAY!
I am Drunk.  |
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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:52:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:54:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:58:05 PM EDT
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So what the HELL is wrong with women?
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Posted: 1/21/2006 7:59:03 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2006 8:00:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2006 8:01:10 PM EDT
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Yawn...Stretch...Southwest VA checking in.
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Posted: 1/21/2006 8:02:02 PM EDT
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Their brain. More specifically, the lack thereof. |
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Posted: 1/21/2006 8:03:14 PM EDT
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I'm just trying to build up the motivation to wake up at 5am so I can go sit in my tree stand and take a nap
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Posted: 1/21/2006 8:03:34 PM EDT
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Thanks, That is the reason I am sleeping on the couch tonight WTF.....I gotta kick her ass outta bed and make her sleep on the couch tonight. |
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Posted: 1/21/2006 8:08:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2006 8:10:28 PM EDT
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Yo
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Posted: 1/21/2006 8:21:50 PM EDT
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If it was not for the check ins I would have a lower post count.
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Posted: 1/21/2006 8:31:07 PM EDT
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Sup my craka counterparts
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Posted: 1/21/2006 9:08:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2006 9:13:02 PM EDT
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hold on... lemme go ask the one in the hole in my basement........ hummmm..... she was no help..... something about... "help, help, please let me go." i just told her to put the lotion on, and put it back in the basket. |
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Posted: 1/21/2006 9:17:08 PM EDT
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In and drinking.
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Posted: 1/21/2006 9:17:38 PM EDT
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present
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Posted: 1/21/2006 9:24:27 PM EDT
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checking in South of Houston
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Posted: 1/21/2006 9:51:02 PM EDT
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present and accounted for
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Posted: 1/21/2006 10:04:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2006 10:25:08 PM EDT
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I'm here, but on the phone with Veronica.  she will soon have an account on here too, she just admitted to lurking on here and thinking about getting an account.
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Posted: 1/21/2006 10:36:07 PM EDT
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In case anyone missed it:
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Posted: 1/21/2006 10:40:55 PM EDT
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Yo!!
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Posted: 1/21/2006 10:42:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2006 10:47:09 PM EDT
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checking in west of houston
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Posted: 1/21/2006 10:55:53 PM EDT
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slow night tonight huh
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Posted: 1/21/2006 10:57:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2006 11:03:18 PM EDT
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"When women say it's "that time of the month," they just mean Chuck Norris is coming over. The bleeding is normal." 
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Posted: 1/21/2006 11:06:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/21/2006 11:08:28 PM EDT
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you got that right |
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Posted: 1/21/2006 11:53:42 PM EDT
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Bring back Salad Fingers! |
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Posted: 1/21/2006 11:54:12 PM EDT
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Oh yea... Hey nightcrew!!!
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Posted: 1/22/2006 12:08:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2006 12:13:50 AM EDT
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 Hi, nightcrew.
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Posted: 1/22/2006 1:46:05 AM EDT
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I cant sleep....
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Posted: 1/22/2006 1:58:43 AM EDT
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Don't worry son, when daylight comes that facial hair and them fangs will shorten considerabily.
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