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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:06:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:07:32 PM EDT
I'm confessing that Anti-G is NOT my troll account
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:07:37 PM EDT
You should have sent him pics.

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:07:51 PM EDT
It's not Friday night, it's Saturday morning.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:08:43 PM EDT
I double tapped a 25 yard trget the other night. The second round didnt even hit paper . I now feel less of a man.



I was fairly dead on the rest of the night tho.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:08:58 PM EDT
i wrote letters to michael j fox and kirk cameron, but never mailed them

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:10:01 PM EDT
I can't tell it, not even my priest knows.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:10:08 PM EDT
I am more than three miles away from my nearest firearm, and 325 mile by raod away from my colt. I have only a knife to defend myself.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:11:17 PM EDT
I stopped an attempted armed robbery at a local convenience store last year....but then I left without paying for the beer I came in to get before the cops were called....so...technically...I robbed the store too
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:11:54 PM EDT
I faked my own suicide once to get back at a girl once...
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:12:08 PM EDT
i only own one firearm

that should hopefully change soon though
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:12:31 PM EDT
I must confess that I don't have anything to confess.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:13:14 PM EDT
I once went 2 months without buying a gun.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:14:25 PM EDT
I did it with a girl and told her I'd call her. I never called.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:15:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:16:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
We haven't had one in awhile (unless I've missed it), so here goes...

The only fan letter I ever wrote in my entire life was to the A-Team. Hannibal, specifically.

Bastard never wrote me back. I'm still bitter.



Hey I got a Mini-14, is that close enough, I'll write ya
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:21:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:21:44 PM EDT
I own the Usher-Confessions CD.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:24:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:
I faked my own suicide once to get back at a girl once...



I almost did that once. I should have.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:27:16 PM EDT
I'm thinking about selling some gun stuff to fund a new guitar.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:28:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/20/2006 8:29:13 PM EDT by LonePathfinder]

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:
I faked my own suicide once to get back at a girl once...



I almost did that once. I should have.



I needed closure

The beauty of modern email, cell phones and the ease of faking the source of messages.

The target:

My ex fiancee who decided day 1: she wanted to break up (we live together in a two BR 2 BA apatment)

Day 2: she decides she wants to start seeing other people

Day 3: she writes in her diary she is "in love" with this new fucker she went out with

Day 4: I figure out she is a cheating whore and move out (causing a semesters worth of F's on my transcript from the university...still arguing since I left the state before the term ended...)

The whore....I got my revenege...from what my sources tell me she had to drop her classes that semester and had to retake them because of her guilt (before she learned the truth)

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:29:27 PM EDT
I'm going to sell my M1 Carbine and My LRB
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:30:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
I'm going to sell my M1 Carbine and My LRB



Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:31:14 PM EDT
I couldn't stop surfing arfcom cold turkey...
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:33:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
We haven't had one in awhile (unless I've missed it), so here goes...

The only fan letter I ever wrote in my entire life was to the A-Team. Hannibal, specifically.

Bastard never wrote me back. I'm still bitter.




Hey SP1Grrl
Didn't this thread start on Sat. Morning??


BTW: I wrote to Santa Clause
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:33:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
I couldn't stop surfing arfcom cold turkey...



Is that because of the diet...
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:34:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:34:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:35:14 PM EDT




I broke the dam.

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:36:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:37:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By dpmmn:
I'm going to sell my M1 Carbine and My LRB


QUICK, ARFCOM INTERVENTION!!!
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:37:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:40:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:40:49 PM EDT
Included in some of my favorite movies are "A Westside Story" and "Phantom of the paradise"

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:41:09 PM EDT
I only have 85 rounds for my AR


Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:45:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:45:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Combat_Jack:
I am more than three miles away from my nearest firearm, and 325 mile by raod away from my colt. I have only a knife to defend myself.




Im robbing Combat_Jack tonight with my guns right next to me....oh wait are we confessing stuff we've already done?
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:49:02 PM EDT


You s

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
I only have 85 rounds for my AR







You win.



I'm in shock

You are so Zombie food.

I have at least 800 rounds outside the ~400 loaded in mags for my Mini-14 (I'm a poor college student, no AR).



What kind of zombie funneral do you want? Can I have your guns???
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:52:21 PM EDT
I think XDBACKUPGUN has a cute ass (and I'm a guy!!!)
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 8:53:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:

You s

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
I only have 85 rounds for my AR







You win.



I'm in shock

You are so Zombie food.

I have at least 800 rounds outside the ~400 loaded in mags for my Mini-14 (I'm a poor college student, no AR).



What kind of zombie funneral do you want? Can I have your guns???



You dear sir are a poor college student zombie platter. Everyone knows you need to make a headshot to kill a zombie...that 'weapon' wont do no matter how many rounds. I'll do your epitaph ..er whatever its called
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 9:16:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By memyselfandi:

Originally Posted By LonePathfinder:

You s

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By HarrySacz:
I only have 85 rounds for my AR







You win.



I'm in shock

You are so Zombie food.

I have at least 800 rounds outside the ~400 loaded in mags for my Mini-14 (I'm a poor college student, no AR).



What kind of zombie funneral do you want? Can I have your guns???



You dear sir are a poor college student zombie platter. Everyone knows you need to make a headshot to kill a zombie...that 'weapon' wont do no matter how many rounds. I'll do your epitaph ..er whatever its called



Thats what the USP45 full size is for....sniping
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 10:58:34 PM EDT
I don't like heat
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:04:17 PM EDT
I like the following movies: French Kiss, Sleepless In Seattle, You've Got Mail, 10 Things I Hate About You

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:08:39 PM EDT
One night, long ago...In a fit of rage fueled by anger, Wild Turkey, and Pop Rocks...I tore off all of the labels that say "Do not remove, under penalty of law" from the furniture in my ex girlfriends' house.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:20:51 PM EDT
I have at least 50 guns around the house, and I can only think of five of them that I've actually shot.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:28:11 PM EDT
I hate that I paid so much for my first AR-15, when I could have built my own for less. It would have been better quality if I had built it. Damnit! I hate looking at it. Reminds me of how stupid I once was.

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:29:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2006 12:40:22 AM EDT by tugboat]

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
We haven't had one in awhile (unless I've missed it), so here goes...

The only fan letter I ever wrote in my entire life was to the A-Team. Hannibal, specifically.

Bastard never wrote me back. I'm still bitter.



When I was sixteen a buddy and me followed a police car through the alleys of downtown to find the time clock keys they used to punch in with to prove they were making their rounds. I had a crow bar and pulled them all out of the light poles and put them in a pillow case. We got 13 of them. Then we went to the railyard and sat on top of a boxcar drinking a sixpack of coors and waited for the fun to begin. The next hour when they made the rounds to punch their clock and could not find the keys... it was hilarious. From our position we could see everything. There was an add in the paper the next day that offered a reward no questions asked because they had to get more keys from Austin to replace the missing ones. We threw the pillowcase full of keys into the lake. True Story.

Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:37:29 PM EDT
Man am I really screwed

I only have:

28rds .223.
1 rd 8mm
3rd .45acp
30rd .40s&w
90rd 9mm
70rd 9x18
90rd.308
40rd 7.5x55
50rd 7.62x54r
40rd 7.62x39
80rd 12ga (birdshot)
100rd 7.62x25



Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:48:12 PM EDT
I dont even have an AR. An AR is about #5 on my list of guns to get behind a 1911, a lever action, a .308, and a revolver in .357.



I confess! I sold John Wilkes Boothe the gun and told him to take up acting! I shot Archduke Ferdinand and blamed it on that pussy Princip kid! I kidnapped the Lindbergh Baby! I shot down Emelia Erhart and made it look like a natural phenomena! I unleashed one of Chuck Norris's farts on Hiroshima and Nagasaki! I broke FDR's legs as a favor to the mob (he didnt have polio)! I was on the grassy knoll! I sold weapons to the Contras and blamed it on Reagan! I confess!!!


Originally Posted By Xenogy:
Man am I really screwed

I only have:

28rds .223.
1 rd 8mm
3rd .45acp
30rd .40s&w
90rd 9mm
70rd 9x18
90rd.308
40rd 7.5x55
50rd 7.62x54r
40rd 7.62x39
80rd 12ga (birdshot)
100rd 7.62x25





You're just saying that so the zombies will think you are an easy mark and then you will unload on them by sacrificing blocks of your ammo fort.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:50:03 PM EDT
I confess I named my son after Gary Busey's character in Lethal weapon.
Link Posted: 1/20/2006 11:52:53 PM EDT
When I was young and dumb, and in the military. I wanted to do UN Peace Keeper duty. To make things worse, I also wanted to work for the ATF when I got a real world job.



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