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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:06:11 PM EDT
We haven't had one in awhile (unless I've missed it), so here goes...
The only fan letter I ever wrote in my entire life was to the A-Team. Hannibal, specifically. Bastard never wrote me back. I'm still bitter. 
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:07:32 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm confessing that Anti-G is NOT my troll account
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:07:37 PM EDT
[#2]
You should have sent him pics.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:07:51 PM EDT
[#3]
It's not Friday night, it's Saturday morning.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:08:43 PM EDT
[#4]
I double tapped a 25 yard trget the other night. The second round didnt even hit paper
 . I now feel less of a man.I was fairly dead on the rest of the night tho. 
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:08:58 PM EDT
[#5]
i wrote letters to michael j fox and kirk cameron, but never mailed them
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:10:01 PM EDT
[#6]
I can't tell it, not even my priest knows.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:10:08 PM EDT
[#7]
I am more than three miles away from my nearest firearm, and 325 mile by raod away from my colt. I have only a knife to defend myself.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:11:17 PM EDT
[#8]
I stopped an attempted armed robbery at a local convenience store last year....but then I left without paying for the beer I came in to get before the cops were called....so...technically...I robbed the store too
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:11:54 PM EDT
[#9]
I faked my own suicide once to get back at a girl once...
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:12:08 PM EDT
[#10]
i only own one firearm
that should hopefully change soon though |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:12:31 PM EDT
[#11]
I must confess that I don't have anything to confess.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:13:14 PM EDT
[#12]
I once went 2 months without buying a gun.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:14:25 PM EDT
[#13]
I did it with a girl and told her I'd call her. I never called.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:15:55 PM EDT
[#14]
If you're properly penitent, come to my house and I will administer the required punishment. 
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:16:30 PM EDT
[#15]
Hey I got a Mini-14, is that close enough, I'll write ya
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:21:12 PM EDT
[#16]
Believe me, 'Bring out the gimp' isn't on my list of things to hear in my life. I've heard about your 'secret room', and....no thanks.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:21:44 PM EDT
[#17]
I own the Usher-Confessions CD.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:24:40 PM EDT
[#18]
I almost did that once. I should have. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:27:16 PM EDT
[#19]
I'm thinking about selling some gun stuff to fund a new guitar.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:28:54 PM EDT
[#20]
I needed closure  The beauty of modern email, cell phones and the ease of faking the source of messages. The target: My ex fiancee who decided day 1: she wanted to break up (we live together in a two BR 2 BA apatment) Day 2: she decides she wants to start seeing other people Day 3: she writes in her diary she is "in love" with this new fucker she went out with Day 4: I figure out she is a cheating whore and move out (causing a semesters worth of F's on my transcript from the university...still arguing since I left the state before the term ended...) The whore....I got my revenege...from what my sources tell me she had to drop her classes that semester and had to retake them because of her guilt (before she learned the truth) 
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:29:27 PM EDT
[#21]
I'm going to sell my M1 Carbine and My LRB
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:30:12 PM EDT
[#22]
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:31:14 PM EDT
[#23]
I couldn't stop surfing arfcom cold turkey...
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:33:04 PM EDT
[#24]
Hey SP1Grrl Didn't this thread start on Sat. Morning?? BTW: I wrote to Santa Clause |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:33:05 PM EDT
[#25]
Is that because of the diet... 
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:34:00 PM EDT
[#26]
I emptied a large bottle of Elmer's Glue into a girl's boot when I was in 2nd grade.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:34:28 PM EDT
[#27]
<smacks arm> I can quit any time. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:35:14 PM EDT
[#28]
I broke the dam. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:36:22 PM EDT
[#29]
Not for me. 
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:37:24 PM EDT
[#30]
QUICK, ARFCOM INTERVENTION!!! |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:37:43 PM EDT
[#31]
OK. I got one. I broke a kid's arm in second grade during a fight. Watched one too many episodes of "Kung-Fu"
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:40:31 PM EDT
[#32]
While my parents were gone, I used to lock my little brother in his room by slamming the door on a hand towel so it would get stuck. Then I'd scream through the door that mom and dad named him 'Kirby' after the vacuum cleaner because he sucked.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:40:49 PM EDT
[#33]
Included in some of my favorite movies are "A Westside Story" and "Phantom of the paradise"
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:41:09 PM EDT
[#34]
I only have 85 rounds for my AR
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:45:21 PM EDT
[#35]
You win. |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:45:29 PM EDT
[#36]
Im robbing Combat_Jack tonight with my guns right next to me....oh wait are we confessing stuff we've already done?
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:49:02 PM EDT
[#37]
You s
I'm in shock  You are so Zombie food. I have at least 800 rounds outside the ~400 loaded in mags for my Mini-14 (I'm a poor college student, no AR). What kind of zombie funneral do you want? Can I have your guns??? |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:52:21 PM EDT
[#38]
I think XDBACKUPGUN has a cute ass (and I'm a guy!!!)
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Posted: 1/20/2006 8:53:15 PM EDT
[#39]
You dear sir are a poor college student zombie platter. Everyone knows you need to make a headshot to kill a zombie...that 'weapon' wont do no matter how many rounds. I'll do your epitaph ..er whatever its called
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Posted: 1/20/2006 9:16:37 PM EDT
[#40]
Thats what the USP45 full size is for....sniping
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Posted: 1/20/2006 10:58:34 PM EDT
[#41]
I don't like heat
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Posted: 1/20/2006 11:04:17 PM EDT
[#42]
I like the following movies: French Kiss, Sleepless In Seattle, You've Got Mail, 10 Things I Hate About You
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Posted: 1/20/2006 11:08:39 PM EDT
[#43]
One night, long ago...In a fit of rage fueled by anger, Wild Turkey, and Pop Rocks...I tore off all of the labels that say "Do not remove, under penalty of law" from the furniture in my ex girlfriends' house.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 11:20:51 PM EDT
[#44]
I have at least 50 guns around the house, and I can only think of five of them that I've actually shot.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 11:28:11 PM EDT
[#45]
I hate that I paid so much for my first AR-15, when I could have built my own for less. It would have been better quality if I had built it. Damnit! I hate looking at it. Reminds me of how stupid I once was.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 11:29:00 PM EDT
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When I was sixteen a buddy and me followed a police car through the alleys of downtown to find the time clock keys they used to punch in with to prove they were making their rounds. I had a crow bar and pulled them all out of the light poles and put them in a pillow case. We got 13 of them. Then we went to the railyard and sat on top of a boxcar drinking a sixpack of coors and waited for the fun to begin. The next hour when they made the rounds to punch their clock and could not find the keys... it was hilarious. From our position we could see everything. There was an add in the paper the next day that offered a reward no questions asked because they had to get more keys from Austin to replace the missing ones. We threw the pillowcase full of keys into the lake. True Story.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 11:37:29 PM EDT
[#47]
Man am I really screwed
I only have: 28rds .223. 1 rd 8mm 3rd .45acp 30rd .40s&w 90rd 9mm 70rd 9x18 90rd.308 40rd 7.5x55 50rd 7.62x54r 40rd 7.62x39 80rd 12ga (birdshot) 100rd 7.62x25 |
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Posted: 1/20/2006 11:48:12 PM EDT
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I dont even have an AR. An AR is about #5 on my list of guns to get behind a 1911, a lever action, a .308, and a revolver in .357.
I confess! I sold John Wilkes Boothe the gun and told him to take up acting! I shot Archduke Ferdinand and blamed it on that pussy Princip kid! I kidnapped the Lindbergh Baby! I shot down Emelia Erhart and made it look like a natural phenomena! I unleashed one of Chuck Norris's farts on Hiroshima and Nagasaki! I broke FDR's legs as a favor to the mob (he didnt have polio)! I was on the grassy knoll! I sold weapons to the Contras and blamed it on Reagan! I confess!!!
You're just saying that so the zombies will think you are an easy mark and then you will unload on them by sacrificing blocks of your ammo fort.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 11:50:03 PM EDT
[#49]
I confess I named my son after Gary Busey's character in Lethal weapon.
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Posted: 1/20/2006 11:52:53 PM EDT
[#50]
When I was young and dumb, and in the military. I wanted to do UN Peace Keeper duty. To make things worse, I also wanted to work for the ATF when I got a real world job.
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