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Posted: 1/16/2006 1:04:58 PM EDT
The ads are usually in the back of cycle magazines, etc. Guarantee to provide results !!! Anyone every try them and if so, did you notice anything change???

lawdog
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:06:41 PM EDT
Ask lordtrader

And PeteCO might have some before and after pics of it on some guy's cheek.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:06:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 1:08:01 PM EDT by Carhlr]
Don't need'em
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:07:40 PM EDT
Women generally care more about the size of your bank account and house than the size of your junk.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:07:53 PM EDT
Just keep playing with it until it gets bigger. Might take some time. No luck for me after 20 years.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:08:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Carhlr:
Don't need'em



Me thinks he doth protest too much.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:08:40 PM EDT
If they did, we'd all be real confident.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:08:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR15fan:
Women generally care more about the size of your bank account and house than the size of your junk.



+1000
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:12:01 PM EDT
Works as well as the breast enhancement pills do for women.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:12:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR15fan:
Women generally care more about the size of your bank account and house than the size of your junk.



Get both.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:13:14 PM EDT
Somebody own to up to using them and post the results (not pics, just describe the results in text).

I don't need them, just want feeback...for some research I'm doing.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:13:53 PM EDT
Yes thats why everyone has 13 inch dongers. DUH
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:15:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:18:36 PM EDT


why do you even need to ask?

of course it doesn't fucking work

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:18:50 PM EDT
I remeber SteyrAUG did a thread about it a few years ago. He had some "improvement" from what I can recall.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:20:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By geezhound:
I remeber SteyrAUG did a thread about it a few years ago. He had some "improvement" from what I can recall.




Placebo effect.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:21:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AR15fan:
Women generally care more about the size of your bank account and house than the size of your junk.



This is so true. You can have a 2 inch dick but if you also have a 12inch wallet, she will describe you as the best lover she ever had.

Power and wealth turns on a woman much more then the actual size of the penis.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:22:12 PM EDT
Just hop in the bathtub. Everything looks bigger underwater
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:22:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:23:04 PM EDT
what do you need a big dick for if you have an AR...
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:23:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 89grand:
Somebody own to up to using them and post the results (not pics, just describe the results in text).

I don't need them, just want feeback...for some research I'm doing.





Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:23:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I tried using that cream you're supposed to rub on but it kept making my hands bigger too.



Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:25:34 PM EDT
If you are stuck with a dinkie deal with it, which is actually a pretty good trick when playing cards.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:26:13 PM EDT
I got a free sample and tried one and all it did was make my face red and give me a headache.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:27:58 PM EDT
Oh so tagged.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:30:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 1:30:20 PM EDT by pattymcn]

Originally Posted By ARDOC:

Originally Posted By AR15fan:
Women generally care more about the size of your bank account and house than the size of your junk.



This is so true. You can have a 2 inch dick but if you also have a 12inch wallet, she will describe you as the best lover she ever had.

Power and wealth turns on a woman much more then the actual size of the penis.



That all depends.....on how big it is.....the account of course! being able to lick your eyebrows is also quite impressive or so I'm told!
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:35:32 PM EDT
Sure they work. I took some of those things and my pecker is clear down to my ankle now. It added about an inch.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:36:36 PM EDT

"Male Enhancer Pills" Do they really work??


Wow! lawdog, You are leaving no stone un-turned when it comes to your search for
possible new investments.


GM
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:40:35 PM EDT
If that stuff really worked, it would be outselling viagra.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:52:38 PM EDT
Yes they do

and by the way, there is a Santa Claus. I saw the Easter Bunny last week and that girl who broke up with you in the 12th grade, she was right, it was her not you.

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 1:59:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By madjack956:
what do you need a big dick for if you have an AR...


I thought if you had an AR you had a big dong as well
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 2:00:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/16/2006 2:02:42 PM EDT by DvlDog]
STORY TIME:

ok, ill take one for the team...wait, gotta put on my flamesuit first....OK, a long time ago when the enzyte first came out i had a big party for my 30th birthday. one of my friends thought it would be a funny and embarrasing gag gift and got me a 30-day bottle. everyone laughed and made "old man" jokes and then it got tossed aside. well i didnt take them and they sat on the end of my bathroom counter in a bag for damn near a year.

then i had a work trip. going to be gone about 3 weeks so i thought i would perform a test. i packed them in my bag and away i went. i took them for 23 straight days while i was on the road and by the end of the first week i was noticing some changes. very subtle but still tangible. i mean we've been carrying this junk around our whole lives...when it changes we know it.

well i make it home and the wife and i engaged in vigorous reunion sex throughout which she made at least a half a dozen comments so i finished out the fourth week and never bought anymore. about a month after i stopped she started wondering aloud why it was a little bigger for a month or so and i told her the story...now she wants to buy more. i told her when she trades in the C cups for a silicone porn star rack then ill order a 3 years supply.


ok this is the part where you crack on me or lie about how huge you are
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 2:00:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Of COURSE they don't work. Neither do cures for baldness, neither do fad diets, neither do breast enhancement creams, gels, pumps, etc. Geez.





Listen to the Beekeeper. He has a lot more experience with these things than most.

<­BR>

Had to take the layup
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 2:00:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 89grand:
Somebody own to up to using them and post the results (not pics, just describe the results in text).

I don't need them, just want feeback...for some research I'm doing.



Link Posted: 1/16/2006 2:05:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DvlDog:
STORY TIME:

ok, ill take one for the team...wait, gotta put on my flamesuit first....OK, a long time ago when the enzyte first came out i had a big party for my 30th birthday. one of my friends thought it would be a funny and embarrasing gag gift and got me a 30-day bottle. everyone laughed and made "old man" jokes and then it got tossed aside. well i didnt take them and they sat on the end of my bathroom counter in a bag for damn near a year.

then i had a work trip. going to be gone about 3 weeks so i thought i would perform a test. i packed them in my bag and away i went. i took them for 23 straight days while i was on the road and by the end of the first week i was noticing some changes. very subtle but still tangible. i mean we've been carrying this junk around our whole lives...when it changes we know it.

well i make it home and the wife and i engaged in vigorous reunion sex throughout which she made at least a half a dozen comments so i finished out the fourth week and never bought anymore. about a month after i stopped she started wondering aloud why it was a little bigger for a month or so and i told her the story...now she wants to buy more. i told her when she trades in the C cups for a silicone porn star rack then ill order a 3 years supply.


ok this is the part where you crack on me or lie about how huge you are



That's hillarious. A guy at work was experimenting with Viagra. He thought it didn't work, but his reaction to the medication was at about +8 hours due to some other medications he was taking. He said just as he was getting on his robe for church choir, things started metabolizing...
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 2:07:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DvlDog:
STORY TIME:

ok, ill take one for the team...wait, gotta put on my flamesuit first....OK, a long time ago when the enzyte first came out i had a big party for my 30th birthday. one of my friends thought it would be a funny and embarrasing gag gift and got me a 30-day bottle. everyone laughed and made "old man" jokes and then it got tossed aside. well i didnt take them and they sat on the end of my bathroom counter in a bag for damn near a year.

then i had a work trip. going to be gone about 3 weeks so i thought i would perform a test. i packed them in my bag and away i went. i took them for 23 straight days while i was on the road and by the end of the first week i was noticing some changes. very subtle but still tangible. i mean we've been carrying this junk around our whole lives...when it changes we know it.

well i make it home and the wife and i engaged in vigorous reunion sex throughout which she made at least a half a dozen comments so i finished out the fourth week and never bought anymore. about a month after i stopped she started wondering aloud why it was a little bigger for a month or so and i told her the story...now she wants to buy more. i told her when she trades in the C cups for a silicone porn star rack then ill order a 3 years supply.


ok this is the part where you crack on me or lie about how huge you are



Not to wander too far off subject but it would seem like those breast cremes might work the same way......I can see mutual.....
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 2:12:10 PM EDT
tag.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 2:19:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DvlDog:
STORY TIME:

ok, ill take one for the team...wait, gotta put on my flamesuit first....OK, a long time ago when the enzyte first came out i had a big party for my 30th birthday. one of my friends thought it would be a funny and embarrasing gag gift and got me a 30-day bottle. everyone laughed and made "old man" jokes and then it got tossed aside. well i didnt take them and they sat on the end of my bathroom counter in a bag for damn near a year.

then i had a work trip. going to be gone about 3 weeks so i thought i would perform a test. i packed them in my bag and away i went. i took them for 23 straight days while i was on the road and by the end of the first week i was noticing some changes. very subtle but still tangible. i mean we've been carrying this junk around our whole lives...when it changes we know it.

well i make it home and the wife and i engaged in vigorous reunion sex throughout which she made at least a half a dozen comments so i finished out the fourth week and never bought anymore. about a month after i stopped she started wondering aloud why it was a little bigger for a month or so and i told her the story...now she wants to buy more. i told her when she trades in the C cups for a silicone porn star rack then ill order a 3 years supply.


ok this is the part where you crack on me or lie about how huge you are



Do does it make you retain water or something? I've often wondered if these types of pills just make you gain weight all over, and you just happen to "benefit" in that one area.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 2:21:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 2:31:52 PM EDT
loltag
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 2:42:37 PM EDT
You sportin' an innie with a hair cage?
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 2:50:19 PM EDT
Found this on the internet. Give it a try and give us some feedback in a month.

The Jelq

A key element to any natural penis enlargement routine is the use of an exercise known as the Jelq. The principle of the Jelq technique is to increase blood flow to all areas within the penis and in particular to the three main chambers within the penile shaft. These three chambers, known as the Corpora Cavernosa and the Corpus Spongisum run through the entire length of the penile shaft and consist of erectile tissue. It is this erectile tissue that engorges with blood when sexually aroused, resulting in an erection. The Jelq is believed to increase the blood capacity of the three erectile chambers thereby promoting gains in penile length and girth.

The Jelq technique is fairly simple to perform and relies on applying a milking motion along the length of the penile shaft. This is achieved by encircling the base of the penis, i.e. the point where the penis meets the pubic area, with the thumb and forefinger. A partial erection must first have been achieved for the Jelq technique to be effective. The thumb and forefinger must completely encircle the penile shaft and grip with sufficient force to ensure the partial erection is maintained, in effect trapping the blood within the penis.

Maintaining moderate pressure around penis, the grip hand then slides forward along the entire length of the penile shaft, encouraging the blood held within the penis to engorge all areas of the erectile tissue as it is forced forwards. As the grip hand nears the end of the penile shaft the alternate hand then repeats the process, resulting in a continuous motion. It is difficult to quantify the optimum length of time each Jelq movement should take. However, most sources suggest each milking motion should take around 1-2 seconds.

There are several important points to note when performing the Jelq. It is essential that the technique is never performed when the penis is fully erect, as this may result in injury. Furthermore, if the technique results in pain or discomfort, the Jelqing session should be terminated immediately. It is also important to choose an appropriate lubricant. The use of Baby Oil or Vaseline for example, will greatly help to facilitate the process.

In addition to promoting gains in penile size, increasing blood flow and thereby improving circulation to the penis may have further beneficial side-effects. Most men notice a marked improvement in the rigidity of their erections. It is also suggested that Jelqing may also be beneficial in preventing or even curing Impotence. Although Impotence can have many causes, including psychological origins, it does seem feasible that improving blood flow to the penis can have a positive effect in combating this condition.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 2:51:54 PM EDT
Don't need'em
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 3:01:06 PM EDT



Hmmm I think I've been Jelquing non stop since I was a teenager...

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 3:14:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lawdog:
The ads are usually in the back of cycle magazines, etc. Guarantee to provide results !!! Anyone every try them and if so, did you notice anything change???

lawdog



This isn't a spectacularly troll-a-riffic thread. Just another silly one.

You must try harder for that blaze of glory I mentioned.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 3:16:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dino:


Hmmm I think I've been Jelquing non stop since I was a teenager...




yep, apparently I'm in the best shape of my life.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 3:16:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dino:


Hmmm I think I've been Jelquing non stop since I was a teenager...




TMI.

Link Posted: 1/16/2006 3:32:39 PM EDT
I have heard you could hang weights off it also...PS start with a light one first.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 3:57:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Of COURSE they don't work. Neither do cures for baldness, neither do fad diets, neither do breast enhancement creams, gels, pumps, etc. Geez.






Ahhhhh, the voice of experience.
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 4:09:20 PM EDT
Be careful what you do to your junk...Don't wanna be going to the hospital for a "Lopitoffamee"
Link Posted: 1/16/2006 4:09:26 PM EDT
A friend of mine tried the pills for a year and has jelged all his life. No change. If any of that crap worked, and where in the fuck is our federal govt. that is suppose to protect us from rip-offs like this, the same work-out fanatics and steroid freaks would be sporting a third leg and hanging out (no pun intended) by the pool.

Until the med. community can see the huge political support and profits that they enjoy chasing cancer and AIDS the mini-peckered will remain penis challenged. Transplants will be the only real way to get a bigger pud.
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