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Posted: 12/18/2005 8:12:29 AM EDT
This post if for advanced readers only. Good reading comprehension is required!


Folks, let's talk about the Vagina Slave. I've seen my invented term used more and more on the board since its inception, so a proper definition is needed to ensure it's proper usage.

Vagina Slave (noun): 1. One who validates some part or all of his existance using some metric involving females. 2. One who is passive and/or submissive exclusively to please female(s).

Pretty easy, huh? Well, I'll take a look at some specific examples:

"I've nailed [amount] of chicks in [period of time] and that makes me a REAL MAN!" No, it just makes you a Vagina Slave, bitch. In this instance our deluded sucker is validating his masculinity using the number of females he's banged.

"My girlfriend is so hot, she's hotter than your girlfriend!" While that may be true or not, it doesn't change the fact that you're a Vagina Slave. Using your girlfriend's hotness to somehow climb the masculinity ladder indeed makes you a Vagina Slave.

"I'm going to the bar tonight to pickup some bitch and get laid." That's right, looking for sexual validation in a bar makes YOU a Vagina Slave. Keep it in your pants and impress all of us, k? Sucker.

"Hmmm...this is a really nice boquet of flowers...I bet I'll get some nookie tonight if I buy it for her!" Nookie not withstanding, you ARE a Vagina Slave. Submitting to your overpowering desire for extra nookie purchased with a cheap boquet makes your behavior submissive to the vagina. Save your money to buy a strap on unless she's bisexual.

"Hmmm...I can't afford this ring, but jewelry is the female Viagra, and it's been months..." Yes, and I'm sure it will be years before you're a man again, Vagina Slave.

"You know, everyone says I'm a looser, but my girlfriend thinks I'm wonderful and thats all that matters to me." No, really, not only are you a looser but a Vagina Slave who is validating his self-esteem via the word of his girlfriend. Vagina Slave, what happens which she ditches your sorry as for a real man? Suicide? Please, take yourself out of the gene pool for us.

"Yeah, she's really mean but I know she doesn't REALLY mean what she said. I know she loves me, and that's what matters." No, you simpering bitch, she DOES mean what she said, or she wouldn't have said it! Don't apologize for her, make HER apologize, you submissive Vagina Slave! Not only is Subject Scumbag being a doormat for his girl, but he's also validating his existance by her as her love for him is all that matters. This guy is a hardcore Vagina Slave.

"Honey, can I [take some action]? Ok, after I [take some action as dictated by her]? Cool!" Passive, submissive, bitch ass VAGINA SLAVE! Fucking GROW A PAIR or at least find YOUR pair in her purse. Letting a female dictate your actions based on her approval is pure Vagina Slave.

Any questions?
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:14:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RyanAR15:
This post ifs for advanced readers only. Good reading comprehension is required!






Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:14:38 AM EDT
Does the Volkswagon Beetle come with the little thinkie of flowers or is that sold as an accessory?
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:15:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By adair_usmc:

Originally Posted By RyanAR15:
This post ifs for advanced readers only. Good reading comprehension is required!




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Friggin typos...
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:15:37 AM EDT
vaginas look wierd
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:17:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/18/2005 8:18:34 AM EDT by captainpooby]

Originally Posted By RyanAR15:
This post if for advanced readers only. Good reading comprehension is required!


Folks, let's talk about the Vagina Slave. I've seen my invented term used more and more on the board since its inception, so a proper definition is needed to ensure it's proper usage.

Vagina Slave (noun): 1. One who validates some part or all of his existance using some metric involving females. 2. One who is passive and/or submissive exclusively to please female(s).

Pretty easy, huh? Well, I'll take a look at some specific examples:

"I've nailed [amount] of chicks in [period of time] and that makes me a REAL MAN!" No, it just makes you a Vagina Slave, bitch. In this instance our deluded sucker is validating his masculinity using the number of females he's banged.

"My girlfriend is so hot, she's hotter than your girlfriend!" While that may be true or not, it doesn't change the fact that you're a Vagina Slave. Using your girlfriend's hotness to somehow climb the masculinity ladder indeed makes you a Vagina Slave.

"I'm going to the bar tonight to pickup some bitch and get laid." That's right, looking for sexual validation in a bar makes YOU a Vagina Slave. Keep it in your pants and impress all of us, k? Sucker.

"Hmmm...this is a really nice boquet of flowers...I bet I'll get some nookie tonight if I buy it for her!" Nookie not withstanding, you ARE a Vagina Slave. Submitting to your overpowering desire for extra nookie purchased with a cheap boquet makes your behavior submissive to the vagina. Save your money to buy a strap on unless she's bisexual.

"Hmmm...I can't afford this ring, but jewelry is the female Viagra, and it's been months..." Yes, and I'm sure it will be years before you're a man again, Vagina Slave.

"You know, everyone says I'm a looser, but my girlfriend thinks I'm wonderful and thats all that matters to me." No, really, not only are you a looser but a Vagina Slave who is validating his self-esteem via the word of his girlfriend. Vagina Slave, what happens which she ditches your sorry as for a real man? Suicide? Please, take yourself out of the gene pool for us.

"Yeah, she's really mean but I know she doesn't REALLY mean what she said. I know she loves me, and that's what matters." No, you simpering bitch, she DOES mean what she said, or she wouldn't have said it! Don't apologize for her, make HER apologize, you submissive Vagina Slave! Not only is Subject Scumbag being a doormat for his girl, but he's also validating his existance by her as her love for him is all that matters. This guy is a hardcore Vagina Slave.

"Honey, can I [take some action]? Ok, after I [take some action as dictated by her]? Cool!" Passive, submissive, bitch ass VAGINA SLAVE! Fucking GROW A PAIR or at least find YOUR pair in her purse. Letting a female dictate your actions based on her approval is pure Vagina Slave.

Any questions?




It's loser.

Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:18:20 AM EDT
Men who follow their dicks... will be owned by the pussies they follow.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:22:17 AM EDT


Yes, and that's why my post is for advanced READERS! Gotta see past my poor spelling
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:28:24 AM EDT
Vagina Slave (noun): 1. One who validates some part or all of his existance using some metric involving females. 2. One who is passive and/or submissive exclusively to please female(s).



I am ashamed to totally resemble that remark.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:28:58 AM EDT
So... anybody who has or tries to have sex with a woman is a vagina slave?

Boy, you have one fucked up outlook on life.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:33:07 AM EDT
How is a "vagina slave" specifically different from being "pussy whipped"?

I ask because I seem to meet some of the indicators of being a "vagina slave" (by the same token I am a "gun slave", "steak slave", "dairy queen slave", etc.) but I wouldn't qualify as being "pussy whipped."

I just really enjoy vagina. I wonder if I'm also a "pizza slave."
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:38:06 AM EDT
"I enjoy the company of females,Mandrake,but I do deny them my essence."

The purity of essence of our precious bodily fluids must not be tainted.

Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:38:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
So... anybody who has or tries to have sex with a woman is a vagina slave?

Boy, you have one fucked up outlook on life.



Absolutely not, and a common misconception.

I like poon as much as the next guy, but if you're in a 'good' relationship with a female, your sex life should exist independantly of other factors. If she makes you 'work' for sex; if she will deny you sex because you didn't take out the trash, etc etc, esp. if she lives with you and she doesn't work or doesn't pay as many bills as your income does, then yes you are a Vagina Slave.

Again, liking sex has nothing to do with being a Vagina Slave. If you validate your existance or are submissive to women for the EXCLUSIVE PURPOSE of getting nookie, then you are a Vagina Slave.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:39:46 AM EDT
Aren't all straight men pretty much vagina slaves by definition?
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:41:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/18/2005 8:42:18 AM EDT by SteyrAUG]


Originally Posted By RyanAR15:
Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
So... anybody who has or tries to have sex with a woman is a vagina slave?

Boy, you have one fucked up outlook on life.



Absolutely not, and a common misconception.

I like poon as much as the next guy, but if you're in a 'good' relationship with a female, your sex life should exist independantly of other factors. If she makes you 'work' for sex; if she will deny you sex because you didn't take out the trash, etc etc, esp. if she lives with you and she doesn't work or doesn't pay as many bills as your income does, then yes you are a Vagina Slave.

Again, liking sex has nothing to do with being a Vagina Slave. If you validate your existance or are submissive to women for the EXCLUSIVE PURPOSE of getting nookie, then you are a Vagina Slave.



Uhhh, that is just being "pussy whipped."

Your other definition seems to be just a "poon hound."
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:45:18 AM EDT
So whats to stop you from not giving her any if she refuses to do the dishes or make you a sammich?
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:45:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
How is a "vagina slave" specifically different from being "pussy whipped"?



Pussy whipped tends to be close to the second definition of Vagina Slave. You cross over into Vagina Slave territory when you actions are dictated by the need to please female(s) ALL the time. Like when you're in the store picking up beer and underwear and see that pretty rose and think that will get you some later because she keeps a lock on your sex life.



I ask because I seem to meet some of the indicators of being a "vagina slave" (by the same token I am a "gun slave", "steak slave", "dairy queen slave", etc.) but I wouldn't qualify as being "pussy whipped."

I just really enjoy vagina. I wonder if I'm also a "pizza slave."




Sure you could be a slave to those things, but the big part of Vagina Slave is the lack of self control, as exhibited by the guy that goes to the bar to pick up some dirty bitch to fuck. Not impressed. If all your behavior is dictated by her and her responses to your behavior then you are a Vagina Slave.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:46:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
So whats to stop you from not giving her any if she refuses to do the dishes or make you a sammich?



Exactly.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:47:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Uhhh, that is just being "pussy whipped."

Your other definition seems to be just a "poon hound."



Whatever works for you. Shrug.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:49:31 AM EDT
Sounds to me like you've been a "right hand slave" for many a lonely night.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:53:22 AM EDT
It's better than being a man slave, or a penis slave.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:56:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Sounds to me like you've been a "right hand slave" for many a lonely night.





But you gotta treat yourself right then, or you're not getting any!
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 8:59:34 AM EDT
RyanAR15, your premise is high school psychology gone amuck.

If you really believe all that crap, you should be wearing these:

Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:49:04 AM EDT
I think you have it backwards, men are more of a slave to their penis.

Vaginas are just the cotton.

GM



Link Posted: 12/18/2005 9:50:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
I think you have it backwards, men are more of a slave to their penis.




Ding ding.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 4:55:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RyanAR15:

Pussy whipped tends to be close to the second definition of Vagina Slave. You cross over into Vagina Slave territory when you actions are dictated by the need to please female(s) ALL the time. Like when you're in the store picking up beer and underwear and see that pretty rose and think that will get you some later because she keeps a lock on your sex life.



That is still just "pussy whipped."





Sure you could be a slave to those things, but the big part of Vagina Slave is the lack of self control, as exhibited by the guy that goes to the bar to pick up some dirty bitch to fuck. Not impressed. If all your behavior is dictated by her and her responses to your behavior then you are a Vagina Slave.



Still sound like a "pussy hound."

Link Posted: 12/18/2005 4:59:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By RyanAR15:

Pussy whipped tends to be close to the second definition of Vagina Slave. You cross over into Vagina Slave territory when you actions are dictated by the need to please female(s) ALL the time. Like when you're in the store picking up beer and underwear and see that pretty rose and think that will get you some later because she keeps a lock on your sex life.



That is still just "pussy whipped."





Sure you could be a slave to those things, but the big part of Vagina Slave is the lack of self control, as exhibited by the guy that goes to the bar to pick up some dirty bitch to fuck. Not impressed. If all your behavior is dictated by her and her responses to your behavior then you are a Vagina Slave.



Still sound like a "pussy hound."





Give RyanAR15 a break. Perhaps he is training to be an academic. Many academics have built careers on making up new names for existing concepts.
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 5:01:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By RyanAR15:

Pussy whipped tends to be close to the second definition of Vagina Slave. You cross over into Vagina Slave territory when you actions are dictated by the need to please female(s) ALL the time. Like when you're in the store picking up beer and underwear and see that pretty rose and think that will get you some later because she keeps a lock on your sex life.



That is still just "pussy whipped."





Sure you could be a slave to those things, but the big part of Vagina Slave is the lack of self control, as exhibited by the guy that goes to the bar to pick up some dirty bitch to fuck. Not impressed. If all your behavior is dictated by her and her responses to your behavior then you are a Vagina Slave.



Still sound like a "pussy hound."





Give RyanAR15 a break. Perhaps he is training to be an academic. Many academics have built careers on making up new names for existing concepts.



Roger understood. Just pointing out that it is no "Theory of Hot Naked Chicks."
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 5:02:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/18/2005 5:02:57 PM EDT by TheCynic]

Originally Posted By RyanAR15:
"I've nailed [amount] of chicks in [period of time] and that makes me a REAL MAN!" No, it just makes you a Vagina Slave, bitch. In this instance our deluded sucker is validating his masculinity using the number of females he's banged.


This sounds like the hubris of the vagina starved.

Don't be hatin'
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 5:05:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By jmzd4:
vaginas look wierd



... yeah but, they taste great and are low on calories!
Link Posted: 12/18/2005 5:08:31 PM EDT
i get puss like 9 times a week and its great!
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