This post if for advanced readers only. Good reading comprehension is required!
Folks, let's talk about the Vagina Slave. I've seen my invented term used more and more on the board since its inception, so a proper definition is needed to ensure it's proper usage.
Vagina Slave (noun): 1. One who validates some part or all of his existance using some metric involving females. 2. One who is passive and/or submissive exclusively to please female(s).
Pretty easy, huh? Well, I'll take a look at some specific examples:
"I've nailed [amount] of chicks in [period of time] and that makes me a REAL MAN!" No, it just makes you a Vagina Slave, bitch. In this instance our deluded sucker is validating his masculinity using the number of females he's banged.
"My girlfriend is so hot, she's hotter than your girlfriend!" While that may be true or not, it doesn't change the fact that you're a Vagina Slave. Using your girlfriend's hotness to somehow climb the masculinity ladder indeed makes you a Vagina Slave.
"I'm going to the bar tonight to pickup some bitch and get laid." That's right, looking for sexual validation in a bar makes YOU a Vagina Slave. Keep it in your pants and impress all of us, k? Sucker.
"Hmmm...this is a really nice boquet of flowers...I bet I'll get some nookie tonight if I buy it for her!" Nookie not withstanding, you ARE a Vagina Slave. Submitting to your overpowering desire for extra nookie purchased with a cheap boquet makes your behavior submissive to the vagina. Save your money to buy a strap on unless she's bisexual.
"Hmmm...I can't afford this ring, but jewelry is the female Viagra, and it's been months..." Yes, and I'm sure it will be years before you're a man again, Vagina Slave.
"You know, everyone says I'm a looser, but my girlfriend thinks I'm wonderful and thats all that matters to me." No, really, not only are you a looser but a Vagina Slave who is validating his self-esteem via the word of his girlfriend. Vagina Slave, what happens which she ditches your sorry as for a real man? Suicide? Please, take yourself out of the gene pool for us.
"Yeah, she's really mean but I know she doesn't REALLY mean what she said. I know she loves me, and that's what matters." No, you simpering bitch, she DOES mean what she said, or she wouldn't have said it! Don't apologize for her, make HER apologize, you submissive Vagina Slave! Not only is Subject Scumbag being a doormat for his girl, but he's also validating his existance by her as her love for him is all that matters. This guy is a hardcore Vagina Slave.
"Honey, can I [take some action]? Ok, after I [take some action as dictated by her]? Cool!" Passive, submissive, bitch ass VAGINA SLAVE! Fucking GROW A PAIR or at least find YOUR pair in her purse. Letting a female dictate your actions based on her approval is pure Vagina Slave.
Any questions?