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Posted: 12/15/2005 8:26:18 AM EDT

It's about 9pm and your getting ready to lay it down for the night and a news flash comes over the tv and radios. China is invading the US. Multiple aircarft are flying over the US and Chinese paratrooper are decending and taking no prisoners. The US military is deployed to the middle east and those that are left are gathering for an offensive but It will be days maybe weeks before they can get to your town. Your neighbor an AFCOM member is calling you, Stanley whose 11 houses down called him and the Chinese are on your street and coming. What happens next?

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:27:17 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
It's about 9pm and your getting ready to lay it down for the night and a news flash comes over the tv and radios. China is invading the US. Multiple aircarft are flying over the US and Chinese paratrooper are decending and taking no prisoners. The US military is deployed to the middle east and those that are left are gathering for an offensive but It will be days maybe weeks before they can get to your town. Your neighbor an AFCOM member is calling you, Stanley whose 11 houses down called him and the Chinese are on your street and coming. What happens next?

Next, I wake up from my nap on the couch and go to bed so I can continue my dream...

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:28:39 AM EDT

[#2]

I'm with Rikwriter. It is going to be either my best dream ever or the worst damned sweat drenched nightmare in my sleeping history.

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:29:12 AM EDT

[#3]

I'm chinese. blend in just enough to pick up an AK (or whatever the hell they issue), then head for the hills.

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:30:21 AM EDT

[#4]

keep honking, I'm re-loading?

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:30:23 AM EDT

[#5]

I wish that I didn't laugh at the thought of the 'tactical wheelbarrow'.

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:31:05 AM EDT

[#6]

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:31:12 AM EDT

[#7]

No offense ment to > Mall-ninja or any others Chinese

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:35:24 AM EDT

[#8]

Unlock the safe, grad the two AR's the two mag pouches I got loaded with 480 rounds 55 grain FMJ I got "just in case". Step out the back door to take a look.

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:43:42 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
I'm chinese. blend in just enough to pick up an AK (or whatever the hell they issue), then head for the hills.

I thought Ninjas were Japanese?

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:46:25 AM EDT

[#10]

I like the space alien hypothetical invasion scenarios better, because they are more realistic.

I guess if I was the typical keyboard commando, I'd start masturbating furiously, because my fantasy finally came true.

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:47:30 AM EDT

[#11]

Run to the store for lipton hot tea blend and assorted egg rolls???

Maybe pressure cook a shit load of rice and low-mein.

Posted: 12/15/2005 8:55:32 AM EDT

[#12]

Paratroopers? I can't believe nobody's said "Crack a beer and shoot some skeet..."

Arfcom, you've disappointed me!

Posted: 12/15/2005 9:05:43 AM EDT

[#13]

[beavis and butthead] dun duh duh dun duh duh dun duh duh dun![/beavis and butthead]

Gear up, warn the neighbors and start fighting.

Posted: 12/15/2005 9:07:33 AM EDT

[#14]

Call out the US First Zombie squad who lead by none other than Chuck Norris, would kick their asses and eat their brains afterwards.

Posted: 12/15/2005 9:09:35 AM EDT

[#15]

I would piss my self because all of those anti chicom haters on arfcom were right and I should NOT have bought those TWO flashlights at Costco for $10.00

Posted: 12/15/2005 9:42:51 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
I like the space alien hypothetical invasion scenarios better, because they are more realistic.

I guess if I was the typical keyboard commando, I'd start masturbating furiously, because my fantasy finally came true.

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