[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Fortunes

Posted: 10/7/2004 6:47:44 PM EDT

I have a collection of fortunes from fortune cookies (pre rib sandwich days).

A couple of my favorites:

"What the wise do in the beginning, fools do in the end."

"Plain and unvarnished are the words of truth."

Any favorite fortunes or ones of your own?

Posted: 10/7/2004 6:49:42 PM EDT

[#1]

I got one once that said "your screwed" I had no idea how to take it, coulda been good, coulda been bad.

Posted: 10/7/2004 6:52:42 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I got one once that said "your screwed" I had no idea how to take it, coulda been good, coulda been bad.

I've heard that some people end all of there fortunes with the words, "...in bed."

Posted: 10/7/2004 6:52:50 PM EDT

[#3]

My favorite, and the one I have taped to my monitor at work:

"Our first and last love is self love."

Could not have put it better myself.

Posted: 10/7/2004 7:11:38 PM EDT

[#4]

Good fortune...and obviously true!

Question: Why do you look like Tequila_Bob?

Posted: 10/7/2004 7:14:23 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
"...in bed."

".... between the sheets."

Posted: 10/7/2004 7:15:55 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
"...in bed."

".... between the sheets."

I guess its a popular saying everwhere.

Posted: 10/7/2004 7:18:44 PM EDT

[#7]

Posted: 10/7/2004 7:20:07 PM EDT

[#8]

I got cursed, Chinese-style. It said, "You will always live in interesting times."

Fuckers.

Posted: 10/7/2004 7:24:56 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
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Posted: 10/7/2004 7:25:28 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I got cursed, Chinese-style. It said, "You will always live in interesting times."

Fuckers.

That's interesting.

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