Posted: 8/28/2004 1:26:46 AM EDT
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[02:19] <Sgtar15> Ummmm [02:19] <MisterFloppy> YAY [02:19] <Sgtar15> I got a problem... [02:19] <MisterFloppy> shoot [02:19] <Sgtar15> Well... [02:19] <Sgtar15> I am 39 y.o [02:19] <MisterFloppy> cant get it up? [02:20] <Sgtar15> and very much right arm dominant [02:20] <Sgtar15> So... [02:20] <MisterFloppy> so you yank it a lot? [02:20] <Sgtar15> after 30 years of pull it to the right... [02:20] <Sgtar15> It um... [02:20] <Sgtar15> It wont straighten out now!!!!!!!!!!! [02:20] <MisterFloppy> whoa [02:20] <Benny-Hill> switch to the left hand [02:20] <Sgtar15> Looks like a Yield arrow!!!! [02:21] <Sgtar15> I cant get good rythem with the left [02:21] <Benny-Hill> maybe in another 39years it will even out [02:21] <MisterFloppy> yeah, 30 years of pulling to the left sould fix it [02:21] <MisterFloppy> i myself am a switch hitter [02:21] <Sgtar15> But... [02:21] <Sgtar15> Mt left doesnt feel right [02:21] <MisterFloppy> you get used to it [02:21] <Benny-Hill> a curved willy should help hit the G spot better if the position is right [02:21] <Sgtar15> and the grip angle if all wrong [02:21] <Sgtar15> pinches the head too early [02:22] <MisterFloppy> you could try taping it to your left leg for awhile [02:22] <Sgtar15> Hmmm [02:22] * Sgtar15 gets the stapil gun.... [02:22] <MisterFloppy> ohhh boy [02:22] <Sgtar15> AHHH FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [02:22] <MisterFloppy> here we go again [02:22] <Sgtar15> DAMN!!!!!! [02:22] <Sgtar15> Mother fucker!!!!!!!! [02:22] <Sgtar15> THAT HURT!!!!!!!!!!! [02:22] * Sgtar15 gets a bucket for the bleeding [02:23] <Sgtar15> Damn! [02:23] * Benny-Hill pukes [02:23] <Sgtar15> I hit an artiery [02:23] * Sgtar15 gets some lasange I rest my case. |