[02:19] <Sgtar15> Ummmm
[02:19] <MisterFloppy> YAY
[02:19] <Sgtar15> I got a problem...
[02:19] <MisterFloppy> shoot
[02:19] <Sgtar15> Well...
[02:19] <Sgtar15> I am 39 y.o
[02:19] <MisterFloppy> cant get it up?
[02:20] <Sgtar15> and very much right arm dominant
[02:20] <Sgtar15> So...
[02:20] <MisterFloppy> so you yank it a lot?
[02:20] <Sgtar15> after 30 years of pull it to the right...
[02:20] <Sgtar15> It um...
[02:20] <Sgtar15> It wont straighten out now!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:20] <MisterFloppy> whoa
[02:20] <Benny-Hill> switch to the left hand
[02:20] <Sgtar15> Looks like a Yield arrow!!!!
[02:21] <Sgtar15> I cant get good rythem with the left
[02:21] <Benny-Hill> maybe in another 39years it will even out
[02:21] <MisterFloppy> yeah, 30 years of pulling to the left sould fix it
[02:21] <MisterFloppy> i myself am a switch hitter
[02:21] <Sgtar15> But...
[02:21] <Sgtar15> Mt left doesnt feel right
[02:21] <MisterFloppy> you get used to it
[02:21] <Benny-Hill> a curved willy should help hit the G spot better  if the position is right
[02:21] <Sgtar15> and the grip angle if all wrong
[02:21] <Sgtar15> pinches the head too early
[02:22] <MisterFloppy> you could try taping it to your left leg for awhile
[02:22] <Sgtar15> Hmmm
[02:22] * Sgtar15 gets the stapil gun....
[02:22] <MisterFloppy> ohhh boy
[02:22] <Sgtar15> AHHH FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:22] <MisterFloppy> here we go again
[02:22] <Sgtar15> DAMN!!!!!!
[02:22] <Sgtar15> Mother fucker!!!!!!!!
[02:22] <Sgtar15> THAT HURT!!!!!!!!!!!
[02:22] * Sgtar15 gets a bucket for the bleeding
[02:23] <Sgtar15> Damn!
[02:23] * Benny-Hill pukes
[02:23] <Sgtar15> I hit an artiery
[02:23] * Sgtar15 gets some lasange


I rest my case.

I've been going to bed too early.....

I'm really glad I wasn't reading chat then.....

Does Sgtar sleep?

- BG

Quoted: Does Sgtar sleep? - BG

When he's not....


errr...nevermind

Damn, I been missing out...

Quoted: Does Sgtar sleep? - BG

Sometimes....so far I have it down to two 2-3 hour naps


SGatr15

you started wanking when you were 9??

I thought my friend was bad when he started at 10...