I may be in fear of having a kidney stolen. (My new disappointment on p.3) - Page 3

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Posted: 11/2/2019 9:27:29 PM EDT

[#1]

I voted option 1.

Just so you know, since we're talking about your kidneys and not mine option 2 doesn't really cancel option 1.

Posted: 11/2/2019 9:49:50 PM EDT

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see, GD ALWAYS delivers solid advice.

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Bang them behind the dumpster so they don't know where you live.

see, GD ALWAYS delivers solid advice.

Posted: 11/2/2019 9:57:17 PM EDT

[#3]

Threesomes seem more fun than they are.

It’s a trap. And not the good kind where you are pleasantly surprised.

Posted: 11/2/2019 10:00:09 PM EDT

[#4]

No one wants a 60 yr old kidney

They just want to rob and murder you

Posted: 11/2/2019 10:17:13 PM EDT

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I was just at the DMV getting my driver's license renewed yesterday, and they had a big sign up which said "Be An Organ Donor - It Doesn't Matter How Old You Are!"

So I guess maybe some people do want elderly organs.

Posted: 11/4/2019 8:45:24 PM EDT

[#6]

We can't let this thread be forgotten !!!!!!

Posted: 11/4/2019 8:48:04 PM EDT

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The last month or so I've been seeing the same flirty 20-something girl taking money outside the payment window at the McDonald's near my office. I've flirted back, and yesterday she leaned towards my window and told me she was my 'private dancer.' There weren't any cars right behind my truck, and as I slowly rolled toward the payment window she did one of those 'wall dances,' seductively turning and shaking her hair around.

I got to the window and the cutie inside leaned out and holla'd back at her: "Girl, you ain't all that!" Then she looked me dead in the eye and said, "Let me put on my schoolgirl outfit and I'll show you both how it's done."

They both looked at me invitingly, and I had visions of a threesome with two beautiful young women who, except for the fact that they were black, could have been my grandchildren . At 60 years of age I don't have real-life Penthouse Forum fantasies like that pop up every day.

On the one hand, I want to bring them home with me for a night of incredible sexual adventure. I have a good stash of Viagra, and a few toys handy.

On the other hand, I wonder whether they might just want to drug me and remove one of my kidneys, leaving their jobs at McDonald's for a lateral move to Burger King (where I never go.)

Should I take a chance?

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No one wants to use your old dildos, OP.

Posted: 11/4/2019 8:51:23 PM EDT

[#8]

I read your entire post and I want to change my vote.

Do it and die, McBro dude.

Posted: 11/4/2019 9:02:15 PM EDT

[#9]

Did op ever get the Mcfish?

Posted: 11/4/2019 9:06:23 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/4/2019 10:06:04 PM EDT

[#11]

One job, OP, one job.

Posted: 11/5/2019 10:28:44 AM EDT

[#12]

Any Updates from OP on this?

If so, I missed'em...

Posted: 11/5/2019 10:41:51 AM EDT

[#13]

Dude, you’re 60.

Even if they kill you afterwards, so what? Wtf are you going to miss out on? Shitting in depends and eating applesauce from a tube while you wait to die?

Fucking fo, faggot.

Posted: 11/5/2019 12:15:31 PM EDT

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Go back and re-read OP's post.

I'm more concerned about why what seems to be a prostitute is working the McDonalds drive-thru lane.

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Her pimp ...

Posted: 11/5/2019 12:18:21 PM EDT

[#15]

Hell Op, if it was me, you'd be reading the after action report by now.

Posted: 11/5/2019 12:24:39 PM EDT

[#16]

Damn, never realized you're old as fuck.

Posted: 11/5/2019 1:32:20 PM EDT

[#17]

OP must have fent. We lose to many ARFCOMers that way.

Posted: 11/5/2019 2:25:31 PM EDT

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What confuses me is why eracer ~~thinks~~ assumes he'd wake up with even one kidney.....

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dibs on guns.

Posted: 11/5/2019 2:29:24 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/6/2019 10:36:01 AM EDT

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Minor Update - I was out of town for a long weekend. Swung by the McDonald's Gentlemen's Club hoping to get a picture of my girls. (So you guys could rest your F5 fingers.)
They weren't working this AM.

Posted: 11/6/2019 10:38:00 AM EDT

[#21]

That's not an update at all

Posted: 11/6/2019 10:50:07 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/6/2019 10:55:01 AM EDT

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Minor Update - I was out of town for a long weekend. Swung by the McDonald's Gentlemen's Club hoping to get a picture of my girls. (So you guys could rest your F5 fingers.)
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Much disappoint.

Safe thread

Posted: 11/6/2019 10:56:23 AM EDT

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Minor Update - I was out of town for a long weekend. Swung by the McDonald's Gentlemen's Club hoping to get a picture of my girls. (So you guys could rest your F5 fingers.)
They weren't working this AM.

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You had one job. One.

Posted: 11/6/2019 10:58:37 AM EDT

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Bang them behind the dumpster so they don't know where you live.

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What if you live behind the dumpster? Where den?

Posted: 11/6/2019 11:08:03 AM EDT

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That's his way of slowly backing out...

Posted: 11/6/2019 12:32:28 PM EDT

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Have some faith Whiskers. I'm hoping this thread will deliver in the long run. The wait may very well be worth it.

Posted: 11/6/2019 1:02:19 PM EDT

[#28]

At least he still has his kidneys, or the McThots didn’t steal them.

Yet...

Posted: 11/6/2019 1:07:56 PM EDT

[#29]

Hotel room and a burner phone.

Posted: 11/6/2019 1:16:27 PM EDT

[#30]

In for OP's eventual ice bath.

Posted: 11/6/2019 1:17:43 PM EDT

[#31]

Don’t get choked out!

Posted: 11/6/2019 1:26:22 PM EDT

[#32]

Well, eracer is still alive anyway!

Posted: 11/6/2019 1:35:44 PM EDT

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Posted: 11/6/2019 2:30:29 PM EDT

[#34]

In before OP realizes his credit card went through the skimmer while he was distracted.

Posted: 11/6/2019 3:13:48 PM EDT

[#35]

I'm still struggling with "taking money outside the payment window at the McDonald's". Are they running a scam where she collects the money and the other girl doesn't ring up the sale?

I mean, I thought you paid AT the payment window ... not outside somewhere.

Posted: 11/6/2019 10:42:04 PM EDT

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At least he still has his kidneys, or the McThots didn’t steal them.

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McThots.

Posted: 11/6/2019 10:51:25 PM EDT

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Have some faith Whiskers. I'm hoping this thread will deliver in the long run. The wait may very well be worth it.

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True

Posted: 11/6/2019 10:54:47 PM EDT

[#38]

You will wake up with all your organs, but absolutely nothing else.

Posted: 11/7/2019 10:07:52 AM EDT

[#39]

I went to my McD's today. Plan was to get a selfie with my new chicky snak to show all you doubters. I got a McBreakfast, but no McSnack. I think she's moved on to greener pastures.

Posted: 11/7/2019 10:14:52 AM EDT

[#40]

Well damn ........... just damn

Posted: 11/7/2019 10:31:22 AM EDT

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I went to my McD's today. Plan was to get a selfie with my new chicky snak to show all you doubters. I got a McBreakfast, but no McSnack. I think she's moved on to greener pastures.

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Propably fired for propo$itioning customers. You lost your chance to dip your french fry in the chocolate pie.

Mike

Posted: 11/7/2019 10:35:04 AM EDT

[#42]

What a letdown.

Posted: 11/7/2019 10:39:58 AM EDT

[#43]

No doubt she/they found a better burger daddy.

OP was left holding the bag (of breakfast goodies.)

Posted: 11/7/2019 10:44:10 AM EDT

[#44]

This could have been an epic thread. Now, those dreams are dead.

Adventurous fast food ethnic chicks seeking mature white guys. Now, I'll have to search Pornhub with those very words to get my fix........

Posted: 11/7/2019 10:52:36 AM EDT

[#45]

OP chased them away.

If they even really existed...

Posted: 11/7/2019 10:57:47 AM EDT

[#46]

OP needs to bounce from Micky D's to Micky D's and find his traveling hoes.
We want pictures and a conclusion.

Posted: 11/7/2019 11:00:14 AM EDT

[#47]

Damn OP, you should have fo'ed when you had the chance. You're 60, you're basically lived your life. So what if they would've taken a kidney.

Posted: 11/7/2019 11:02:45 AM EDT

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I went to my McD's today. Plan was to get a selfie with my new chicky snak to show all you doubters. I got a McBreakfast, but no McSnack. I think she's moved on to greener pastures.

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Check the obits or the daily arrest reports in your AO.