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Posted: 12/19/2003 6:58:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2003 7:00:27 AM EDT by DoubleFeed]
10) The truck will accelerate in other conditions besides only running downhill.
9) You don't understand what people mean when they talk of 'warrantees'.
8) You are disappointed because 'split vinyl seats' apparently aren't installed in new trucks.
7) The fuel economy isn't dependant on the temperature.
6) The paint color is the same over the whole truck.
5) All four tires and all four rims match.
4) The spare tire matches the other four tires.
3) All the lugnuts match.
2) You realize that all the dashlights and gauges are supposed to function.
1) You attempt to file insurance claims for every time somebody else's door gets too close to your sheetmetal, ie, within 5 miles.

Good Luck'n Good Truckin Tonight...
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:02:38 AM EDT
You forgot to mention the monthly visit from the Payment Book Fairy. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:06:50 AM EDT
You forgot "every a-hole with a nice car wants to park next to you despite you parking far away from everybody else" ; ) That was the big thing when I bought the last two trucks... UGH!
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:09:16 AM EDT
1. Everyone asks you to help them move.
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:11:06 AM EDT
Originally Posted By prebans: 1. Everyone asks you to help them move.
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[LOL] My sister is moving at the end of next month. We will have three trucks, a Durango and a van. I think each vehicle has to make no more than one trip [;D]
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:11:09 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed: 1) You attempt to file insurance claims for every time somebody else's door gets too close to your sheetmetal, ie, within 5 miles. [white]Good Luck'n Good Truckin Tonight...[/white]
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i swear, i could park my Xterra in the middle of siberia, and some moron in a beat up caddie will come park over the line next to me [:O]
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:12:54 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DoubleFeed: 3) All the lugnuts match.
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3a) The number of lug nuts is evenly divisible by 4.
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:17:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:22:39 AM EDT
You buy a big grill guard and bumper so you don't have to worry about getting boxed in by a Camry and a Kia when you parallel park.
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:22:59 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Wave: 12) you go out driving in a snowstorm at 70+mph confident in the abilities of your 4x4 only to spin out and end up grill first in the woods.
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That's the major advantage of four-wheel-drive: it allows you to get stuck in much more remote location.
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:30:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/19/2003 7:33:58 AM EDT by Cazador223]
#11) You eventually realize that you paid way too much for it and that finance guy really fucked you good. Tom
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:35:45 AM EDT
12. You notice that the gas mileage claimed in the advertisement is just a pair of digits printed on shiny paper. 13. Suddenly everybody seems to be driving the very same model, only the others got more shiny options.
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Link Posted: 12/19/2003 7:52:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Kar98: 12. You notice that the gas mileage claimed in the advertisement is just a pair of digits printed on shiny paper.
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12a. You can watch the fuel gauge go down via the gas pedal. Sgtar15
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 8:18:45 AM EDT
They discontinue your new truck for an even nicer one the following model year!!! [PYRO]
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 8:19:16 AM EDT
14. You are startled in the middle of the night when the repoman steals your truck right off your property.
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