[b]10) The truck will accelerate in other conditions besides only running downhill.[/b]
my rusty s10 is wearing 4 oversize, carbide studded snow tires, it's carrying 320 lbs of salt in the bed for traction, has a slipping automatic transmission an will STILL burn rubber.
[b]9) You don't understand what people mean when they talk of 'warrantees'.[/b]
owned it for almost 7 years and it has had an enviable service record. 1 don't need no stinkin' warranty!
[b]8) You are disappointed because 'split vinyl seats' apparently aren't installed in new trucks.[/b]
not only is my viynl bench seat split to beat hell, it's cold in the winter and hot and sticky in the summer.
[b]7) The fuel economy isn't dependant on the temperature.[/b]
i get terrible fuel economy. that little v6 drinks gas like a 7-litre v-8. i get a christmas card from the saud family.
[b]6) The paint color is the same over the whole truck.[/b]
my rust holes don't need no paint.
[b]5) All four tires and all four rims match.[/b]
well yeah! and in typical billhilly fashion, they are worth more than my truck.
[b]4) The spare tire matches the other four tires.[/b]
believe it or not, since 1988 that spare has never been used.
[b]3) All the lugnuts match.[/b]
now that's odd...mine still do.
[b]2) You realize that all the dashlights and gauges are supposed to function.[/b]
my dash lights have never worked since i bought the truck. the gages work just fine, though.
[b]1) You attempt to file insurance claims for every time somebody else's door gets too close to your sheetmetal, ie, within 5 miles.[/b]
nah! i just toss more appliances in the bed for use as bulletfest targets!!!