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Posted: 12/9/2003 8:32:38 PM EDT
The title says it all.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 8:35:32 PM EDT
only worry if there is plastic sheeting nearby
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 8:35:49 PM EDT
Ahem. Pic?
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 8:37:44 PM EDT
Maybe this is a sign you're coming on too strong.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 8:39:36 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/9/2003 8:42:53 PM EDT by jadams951]
She's a nurse too...I wonder if that makes a difference. Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 8:43:49 PM EDT
Is that considered a limb?[:O]
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 8:45:48 PM EDT
Only if you need to walk and shoot.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 8:49:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/9/2003 8:51:11 PM EDT by Cypher214]
That depends, are the limbs likely to break off and cause damage to your home during the coming ice of winter? Are the limbs unsightly and blocking the view of your home? If the woman thinks the limbs need to go, maybe she is right. Women's intuition when it comes to plants and trees and flowers... I tend to trust. Except my mom, every plant she ever had died a horrible death.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 8:50:44 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jadams951: She's a nurse too...I wonder if that makes a difference. Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses.
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"Let Me Tell You A Story, There Was A Sculptor And He Found This Stone, A Special Stone, He Dragged It Home And He Worked On It For Months, Until He Finally Finished, When He Was Ready He Showed It To His Friends And They Said He Had Created A Great Statue, The Sculptor Said He Hadn't Created Anything, The Statue Was Always There, He Just Cleared Away The Small Pieces" -Colonel Trautman to Rambo All women are freaks. You just have to work on them, clear away the small pieces.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 8:53:24 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jadams951: Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses.
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I didn't think that about nurse before I read this thread...
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 8:54:31 PM EDT
My wife is always threatening me with her machete and chopping me into little pieces...hasn't happened...yet.....
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 8:59:38 PM EDT
My wife's a nurse. Are they freaks? Wouldn't you like to know.[:D] Only where they need to be. Nuff said.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 9:05:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By jadams951: She's a nurse too...I wonder if that makes a difference. Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses.
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... I once dated a nurse that could suck start a GE90-115B turbofan.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 9:34:17 PM EDT
Watch out for your wee-wee man!
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 9:34:27 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
Originally Posted By jadams951: She's a nurse too...I wonder if that makes a difference. Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses.
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... I once dated a nurse that could suck start a GE90-115B turbofan.
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Does she have a single, good looking, sister?
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:05:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
Originally Posted By jadams951: She's a nurse too...I wonder if that makes a difference. Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses.
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... I once dated a nurse that could suck start a GE90-115B turbofan.
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If you don't mind, I'm gonna save that one for future use.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 10:45:34 PM EDT
Punch her in the face and ask if she still wants to cut off your limbs.
Link Posted: 12/10/2003 3:55:53 AM EDT
Ok, since nobaody has said it yet..... Is she a HEAD nurse?? [whacko]
Link Posted: 12/10/2003 4:20:11 AM EDT
Freaky chicks rule. I went out with one that dressed like a damn librarian, but she was wild.
Link Posted: 12/10/2003 4:21:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/10/2003 4:25:04 AM EDT
Talking about trimmin' the Christmas tree to fit in the corner?
Link Posted: 12/10/2003 4:26:24 AM EDT
I had the displeasure of years back dating a woman who seemed perfectly normal til one day she started making similar comments but in reference to herself... cutting, bugs, baked beans I bailed out of that situation but quick... found out later she had been diagnosed with some form of schizophrenia and occasionally liked to stop taking her meds... Run... quickly...
Link Posted: 12/10/2003 4:39:59 AM EDT
[pinkfloyd][i]one of these days I'm going to cut you up into leeetle pieces[/i][pinkfloyd]
Link Posted: 12/10/2003 7:05:59 AM EDT
Well, yea.. Nurses are freaks.. But normally in a good way (if you're into that sort of thing). I'm dating one that I hope may be the future Mrs. Winston Smith. As for the de-limbing, I guess you'd have to take that in context.. Was she kidding? Nurses (esp. hospital nurses) see a lot of messy shit. Their definition of "inappropriate" can get a little skewed. Remember, at work, "Jeez, I just picked up this guy's colon off the floor, what a friggin mess" is light conversation. My nurse works p/t in a women's clinic, and some of the stuff she has to deal with would make the dog gag.
Link Posted: 12/10/2003 7:12:03 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FanoftheBlackRifle:
Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:
Originally Posted By jadams951: She's a nurse too...I wonder if that makes a difference. Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses.
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... I once dated a nurse that could suck start a GE90-115B turbofan.
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Does she have a single, good looking, sister?
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With that kind of talent, who cares what she looks like.
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