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Posted: 12/7/2003 9:25:37 AM EDT
huh, who did it?

what happened?

and is it not a trip that so many of us migrated to www.pre-ban.com, and broke it too
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 9:29:18 AM EDT
Those damned people from Michigan - that's who!
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 9:44:54 AM EDT
nothing happened move along
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 9:48:00 AM EDT
I will never push the red button again. I will never push the red button again. I will never push the red button again. I will never push the red button again. I will never push the red button again. I will never push the red button again. I will never push the red button again.
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 9:52:17 AM EDT
The severs appeared to be damaged from a bullet. When questioned about the event local police chief said that it "must have been a .50 BMG fired at the server from at least 2 miles away," even though most of the evidence might lead one to think that it was caused by a ND from a .22 from the distance of 2 feet. The event has been labeled as a "terrorist attack" with the "intent to disrupt the lives of hundreds of thousands of Americans" by taking down the ARFCOM servers. State congressmen have vowed to get these .50BMG terrorist superweapons off the streets, "for the children." When questioned about the possibility of a ND, Goatboy rolled his eyes and generally acted innocent, while quickly changing the subject, "how bout them Bears, huh?" Further investigating is underway.
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 9:52:42 AM EDT
The thought police told me that ARFCOM never was broken, and also that we are at war with Eurasia, even though I could have sworn a week ago during the ten minutes hate....
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 9:54:39 AM EDT
According to Oklahoma U, it was those guys at K State that broke AR15.com !! 5sub
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 10:03:09 AM EDT
i spilt my beer on my keyboard which caused a chain reaction with the final outcome of a crashed arfcom server im sorry.
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 10:07:30 AM EDT
I just have two words.... "accidental discharge" [img]http://www.btinternet.com/~godalming/BulletHole.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 10:08:16 AM EDT
It was the pixie dust GoatBoy sprinkled on the servers. Apparently it was from a load of bad dust from Southeast Asia.
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 10:14:48 AM EDT
I'd really like to know what happened...
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 10:28:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/7/2003 10:29:09 AM EDT by Boom_Stick]
It took the FBI and the ATF at least a week to compile all the data on ARFcom members: postings, pictures of owned weapons, etc...
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 10:31:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By 1911Shootist: It was the pixie dust GoatBoy sprinkled on the servers. Apparently it was from a load of bad dust from Southeast Asia.
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Seems like the best explanation thus far...
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 10:31:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PVFD304: I just have two words.... "accidental discharge" [url]http://www.btinternet.com/~godalming/BulletHole.jpg[/url]
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Yup, when cleaning it! [ROFL2]
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 10:40:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TexRdnec: i spilt my beer on my keyboard which caused a chain reaction with the final outcome of a crashed arfcom server im sorry.
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We know that's a lie. You'd never spill and waste any beer. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 10:47:29 AM EDT
It wasn't the spilled beer, more like his tongue got caught in the keys when he was trying to recover it.
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 10:55:38 AM EDT
Seriously, what broke?
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 10:58:00 AM EDT
Goatboy dropped his peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the server, and then knocked his beer in it when he tried to catch it.
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 11:01:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ArmdLbrl: Seriously, what broke?
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Looks like we may never know.
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 11:01:53 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/7/2003 11:02:13 AM EDT by Hokie]
I think the ARFCOM staff went on vacation to the Bahamas using our membership fees to cover drinks, chicks, and dinner. Which, for the record, is okay with me. "We do alot of surfing here, I like to finish up operations early."
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 11:32:09 AM EDT
I heard it was a really bad virus...Ebola.w32 [img]http://www.linkydinky.com/images/virus.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 11:39:16 AM EDT
I heard he didn't have a sock handy...
Originally Posted By Maroonfeather: Goatboy dropped his peanut butter and jelly sandwich on the server, and then knocked his beer in it when he tried to catch it.
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Link Posted: 12/7/2003 12:06:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/7/2003 12:07:07 PM EDT by NYPatriot]
C'mon Staff & Mods... humor us! WTH went wrong for the better part of a week??? The [s]paying[/s] donating members of this forum would like to know.
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 12:38:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/7/2003 12:38:34 PM EDT by Oslow]
I'm sorry, I didn't know you weren't supposed to hit ctrl-alt-F4-shift-delete-F7 while composing a post. [>Q]
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 12:51:25 PM EDT
Arock!
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 12:58:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/7/2003 12:59:27 PM EDT by smokycity]
[tinfoilhat]I think it was Storm88Front, Nick and Star-Price-Phister, from pre.ban. I also think those are all aliases for that guy who use to log on as einzatstrooper here a while back. His plans backfired when all the arfcomers showed up.[/tinfoilhat]
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 1:05:08 PM EDT
The truth is that Milsurp/Vic vega kidnapped the hampster (hampster napped??) that powers the server, and used it in some very un-natural ways. All in retaliation for getting the boot. It took a while to locate and train a replacement. The FBI and ASPCA are investigating[;D]
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 1:58:05 PM EDT
I did it I killed ar15? no, I killed comca... nevermind, I am Batman
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 2:00:11 PM EDT
It simply shows that they need more fundage to operate. Send in your money. Be part of the Team.
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 2:22:17 PM EDT
Imbroglio!.......With his godamn 3K post!
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 2:33:35 PM EDT
Cryptoclearance only [peep]
Link Posted: 12/7/2003 2:57:36 PM EDT
Any way uoi cut it, it's back up and I'm happy. But I heard something about a bottle of vodka and a .357.
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