The severs appeared to be damaged from a bullet. When questioned about the event local police chief said that it "must have been a .50 BMG fired at the server from at least 2 miles away," even though most of the evidence might lead one to think that it was caused by a ND from a .22 from the distance of 2 feet. The event has been labeled as a "terrorist attack" with the "intent to disrupt the lives of hundreds of thousands of Americans" by taking down the ARFCOM servers. State congressmen have vowed to get these .50BMG terrorist superweapons off the streets, "for the children."
When questioned about the possibility of a ND, Goatboy rolled his eyes and generally acted innocent, while quickly changing the subject, "how bout them Bears, huh?"
Further investigating is underway.