Posted: 6/23/2003 6:51:42 PM EDT
| I have been in denial for many years about my disorders, BRF (black rifle fever) and FAS ( firearm acquisition syndrome), but I now must do my best to fight them. I must resist the urge to buy more weapons for a while because I regret to inform you that I have been diagnosed with the nearly always fatal MCM (muscle car madness.) I have to try to save some fun money to fight this terrible disease. I fear the only hope is a '67 Impala SS 427, although a '71 Camaro SS 383 may cause the illness to go into remission. |
| I think that MCM has been found to be similar to some strains of British Roadsteria that have been found recently. Recent research suggests that a TR-6 or Austin-Healey may be effective treatment for some patients, although large doses of Hemi may still be required for advanced cases. |